Saturday, February 24, 2007

That's One Big Freakin' Snowman


1. "Now all I need is an old silk hat with some magic in it, and we will reap unearthly vengeance on those who have wronged me."

2. "It was supposed to be a Snow-Hillary, but the ass is far too small."

3. Hell, on the same day the Democrats release a plan to win the War on Terror.

4. "Hey! You! Move that orange cone down about 6 feet and we'll get you an NEA grant."

5. Later, in mid-April, the giant snowman in the front yard and the sudden disappearance of Frank's wife and children would all come together.

From Here

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Honey! Al Gore is on the phone, and he's hopping mad! Says you're not taking global warming seriously."

"I tried putting the nose lower, but that Spears bitch just knocked it off with her umbrella."

A carpenter puts the finishing touch on FEMA's prototype for a new hurricane shelter.

ThatGayConservative said...

That nose is well hung.

Cybrludite said...

(ORA?)
Ray! What did you do, Ray?

Cybrludite said...

Snowjira!

Double the U said...

Algore pointed out further proof of global warming, the snowmen are getting larger.

Rodney Dill said...

Mahmoud thought he'd hidden Iran's nuclear bomb delivery device perfectly until a CIA analyst blurted out, "Hey what's a snowman doin' in the desert, and whyzit wearing a fez?"

Rodney Dill said...

D.C. decides to erect a larger than life statue to honor former mayor, Marion Barry.

Double the U said...

"OK, cough when I do this"

Van Helsing said...

Sadly, the giant snowman will soon fall victim to global warming.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Somebody's been licking that thing.

Adjustah said...

There must have been some 'crazy' in that old silk hat they found, for when he carved an 80ft snowman, the cops tasered him down...

Submariner said...

Tall, cold, stiff, artificial smile, handler shapes every nuance...
Crap! John F'n Kerry must be running again.

Submariner said...

Whoa; al'Gore has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

What's really impressive is that this snowman was built in Miami Beach in July - it took nearly three weeks worth of Al Gore's "carbon exchange" for his
Tennessee mansion utility costs to make the snow alone!