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"Honey! Al Gore is on the phone, and he's hopping mad! Says you're not taking global warming seriously.""I tried putting the nose lower, but that Spears bitch just knocked it off with her umbrella."A carpenter puts the finishing touch on FEMA's prototype for a new hurricane shelter.
That nose is well hung.
(ORA?)Ray! What did you do, Ray?
Algore pointed out further proof of global warming, the snowmen are getting larger.
Mahmoud thought he'd hidden Iran's nuclear bomb delivery device perfectly until a CIA analyst blurted out, "Hey what's a snowman doin' in the desert, and whyzit wearing a fez?"
D.C. decides to erect a larger than life statue to honor former mayor, Marion Barry.
"OK, cough when I do this"
Sadly, the giant snowman will soon fall victim to global warming.
Somebody's been licking that thing.
There must have been some 'crazy' in that old silk hat they found, for when he carved an 80ft snowman, the cops tasered him down...
Tall, cold, stiff, artificial smile, handler shapes every nuance...Crap! John F'n Kerry must be running again.
Whoa; al'Gore has really let himself go!
What's really impressive is that this snowman was built in Miami Beach in July - it took nearly three weeks worth of Al Gore's "carbon exchange" for his Tennessee mansion utility costs to make the snow alone!
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