1. Amanda Marcotte finally finds an environment suitable to her blogging style.
2. "2/13/2007, 9:36 a.m., 1.2 pounds, brownish green with slight yellow discoloration on the edges..."
3. "I'll be out in a minute, mom," Thursday afternoons with Dwight the Troubled Teen.
4. "ORA? What the hell is an ORA?"
5. "Dear Al Gore, I'd like to tell you about my TOTAL COMMITMENT to avoiding non-recycled paper products, and why my laptop smells."
6. "... and therefore the stinking brown residue of the Bush administration should be wiped from the cheeks of America." It was always easy to tell when Sullivan was blogging from a rest area on I-95.
7. "Hey, can I help it if this is the only Wi-Fi hot spot in all Quebec?"
8. "Wow! The sh*tters on Air Pelosi are huge!"
9. Sullivan fumed. "You'd come off 'deranged' too if you had to blog while being fisted in the restroom at a Flying J truck stop."
10. Totally and hopelessly dependent on government, the young democrat emails Ted Kennedy demanding that the toilet paper in the stall be restocked immediately.
Best of The Man
Finally in Season 7, Jack Bauer comes down with a bad case of the runs and has to save the world the only way he can.
Best of Jeff
Who knew that Glenn Reynolds wore flip-flops and had such shapely hands?
Best of Submariner
"Here I sit all brokenhearted..." Leaving graffiti on a friend's My Space page just wasn't quite as satisfying as using a Sharpie.
Best of divine miss m
When multitasking goes too far.
Best of curly
“…and the rough proletariat toilet paper scraped my tender young bunghole in a manner reminiscent of Ganges Kahn.“
Best of sonicfrog
...and people called MY blog shitty...
Best of Jack Reacher
Some submissions for Microsoft's "Where will you go today" advertising campaign were immediately rejected.
Best of ThatGayConservative
"To Immodium, Soooooo when is this s'posed to kick in?"
Best of curly
As he got his porn site’s traveling web cam going, young James was both delighted and disgusted to discover that people would actually pay good money to watch him take a dump.
Best of curly
How Hillary Clinton's speech writers find their inspiration.
Best of Dwight The Troubled Teen
"Heylo and Good Afternoon. My name is Sanji Bascaravalamavindaloo, but you may call me 'Petey.' How may I help you with your technical service question today?
Best of Jonathan
"Who does Number Two work for?!?"
Hat Tip: Evariste
26 comments:
Finally in Season 7, Jack Bauer comes down with a bad case of the runs and has to save the world the only way he can.
Wow! You can find the answers to any question on Google.
Who knew that Glenn Reynolds wore flip-flops and had such shapely hands?
"Blast it - the wifi won't connect in here - why don't they have ethernet jacks in these stalls?"
New ad for Panasonic Tuffbook?
"Well the sys admin said he needed to look at a dump first."
Garbage in, garbage out...
"Here I sit all brokenhearted..."
Leaving graffiti on a friend's My Space page just wasn't quite as satisfying as using a Sharpie.
Im teln u Rabbit - luks lik Pelosi!
Dear Penthouse, I never believed your letters until this really happended to me...
SOTG hides from his prom date...
When multitasking goes too far.
“…and the rough proletariat toilet paper scraped my tender young bunghole in a manner reminiscent of Ganges Kahn.“
...and people called MY blog shitty...
It's the blog version of "Smell-O-Vision".
"-ower To The -eo-le!"
"-er-endicular."
"-re-osterous!"
Ye-, she definitely squeezed that badder a little too much!
Girly0710, was shocked that she didn't have to really do everything when having Cybersex.
B-2? You sunk my battleship! Oh well; bombs away...
Nothin,' nothin,' just sittin' aroun' pinchin' a loaf. You?
Some submissions for Microsoft's "Where will you go today" advertising campaign were immediately rejected.
"I am not shutting this computer down until I think of a ****ing caption!"
Spellcheck: Hrnnnnnnnngggggggggahhh!!
"No. You're supposed to grip it, not type it, before you rip it!"
"To Immodium, Soooooo when is this s'posed to kick in?"
Most people grab onto the handrail.
“…and virtual toilet paper is a dud…”
As he got his porn site’s traveling web cam going, young James was both delighted and disgusted to discover that people would actually pay good money to watch him take a dump.
How Hillary Clinton's speech writers find their inspiration.
Rosie's been stalking me ever since I was interviewed. I'm hiding in the exec's bathroom now but I think she's found me again. For the love of gawd, please send help!
"Heylo and Good Afternoon.
My name is Sanji Bascaravalamavindaloo, but you may call me 'Petey.' How may I help you with your technical service question today?
That echo noise? Please hold while I check my database for a script about the sonic properties of curry farts."
Austin Powers reference: "Who does Number Two work for?!?"
At last, a public women's rest room image even more unsanitary than Britney Spears walking in barefoot.
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