Monday, February 05, 2007

"Sorry, Rex, But a Bet's a Bet...."


It's a free for all, bitches. Have at it.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I don't care how they taught you to play at the Niners' camp. We don't do that here.

Best of attmay
♪ I'm as cornholed as Kansas in August,
High as a fag on the 4th of July,
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a wonderful guy! ♪

Best of Submariner
I'm so glad it rained cuz you're makin' me wet!

Best of Submariner
"75% of the snaps = $500K, this don't matter. oof!
75% of the snaps = $500K, this don't matter. uhn!
75% of the..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"I wish I could blitz you."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Sarge was right! You don't have the common courtesy to give a reach-around!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, sorry man...I see Prince in a turquoise outfit and I just can't control myself..."

Best of prince of leaves
FCC thought bubble: "This is a little more serious than a 'wardrobe malfunction'."

Best of Grr
"Yow! That's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Gross man

Best of Chip
You'd complete me, but you can't complete anything.

Best of Michigan-Matt
Pro football ticket sales never recovered after the release of "Men of the NFL Gone Wild", produced by Families and Soccer Moms United.

Best of Anonymous
Rex: "Go to a happy place...Go to a happy place"

Best of attmay
That's the last time LOGO cable network produces the halftime show!


Hat Tip: AoS HQ

29 comments:

attmay said...

I promise not to mention Brokeback Mountain, Andrew Sullivan, Barney Frank, or...whoops!

attmay said...

When you've got the notion
Put your backfield in motion, Hey!
Doin' da butt!

attmay said...

Let me guess: Tight end? Wide receiver?

attmay said...

One of them plays for the Packers. Enough said.

jeff said...

Grossman getting screwed again...
or
Grossman, screwing up again

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, I don't care how they taught you to play at the Niners' camp. We don't do that here.

attmay said...

♪ I'm as cornholed as Kansas in August,
High as a fag on the 4th of July,
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a wonderful guy! ♪

Submariner said...

I'm so glad it rained cuz you're makin' me wet!

Submariner said...

"75% of the snaps = $500K, this don't matter. oof!
75% of the snaps = $500K, this don't matter. uhn!
75% of the..."

Submariner said...

Yes, indeedy do! I'm baring, he's packing...



v word - grput

Rodney Dill said...

Rex: "That you Ron Mexico?"

Rodney Dill said...

"I wish I could blitz you."

andthenblammo! said...

"Sarge was right! You don't have the common courtesy to give a reach-around!"

prince of leaves said...

"Ah, jeez, couldn't you at least have taken your cup off first?!?!?"

prince of leaves said...

"Oh, sorry man...I see Prince in a turquoise outfit and I just can't control myself..."

prince of leaves said...

FCC thought bubble: "This is a little more serious than a 'wardrobe malfunction'."

Grr said...

"Yow! That's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there!"

Rodney Dill said...

ACME Packing Company

Rodney Dill said...

Gross man

Rodney Dill said...

So just what does this do for the quarterback rating?

Anonymous said...

You'd complete me, but you can't complete anything.

--Chip "Beagle"

Anonymous said...

There's "good Rex," "bad Rex," "train Rex," and "bark like a dog Rex."

Michigan-Matt said...

Pro football ticket sales never recovered after the release of "Men of the NFL Gone Wild", produced by Families and Soccer Moms United.

Submariner said...

Andrew simpered, "Maybe I'd like football afterall!"

Anonymous said...

Rex: "Go to a safe place...Go to a safe place"

attmay said...

That's the last time LOGO cable network produces the halftime show!

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

"Yew look jus' like a Hog. Er... Bear"

Ouch. That was a tough one to type, bein' a diehard Redskins fan!

Jon said...

What defensive linemen always suspected about quarterbacks...

Cybrludite said...

That last should have been from me.