Friday, February 23, 2007

Sinead O'Spears Goes Nanners


1. Nice. Making fun of a dipwad pop-star as she practices for her The Avengers audition. Learn her story. Educate yourselfs. Morons.

2. Uncle Fester's sex reassignment surgery was apparently a mixed success.

3. The scary part is she could instantly rehabilitate her reputation and career by screaming, "Bush lied! No war for oil!"

4. "GYM-KA-TA!"

5. "Stop laughing and help me break the window! K-Fed's locked himself in again."

Best of prince of leaves
"No, Britney, you're NOT 'Veejur'...now put down the umbrella and step away from the SUV..."

Best of Van Helsing
Fatefully, their SUV ran out of gas near a remote Pennsylvania graveyard, soon after the dead had begun to rise from their graves, hungry for the flesh of the living. Some had already mastered the crude use of tools.

Best of Double the U
How nature says, "Do Not Touch"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You heard it! The ****ing truck is laughing at me!"

"So the photographer says, 'we like the photos of you shaved, you know,' and I'm like 'Oh, I can shave and show you more,' and he's like 'Yeah, that'd be great,' and I'm like 'Wait till they get a load of me.'"

Best of Submariner
Fox announced the addition of a "B. Spears" to the cast of Reno 911 today...

Best of Submariner
DAMMIT! I said bring your Droogs and meet me at the milk bar!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hello Onstar?"

Best of attmay
The side effects of chemotherapy were particularly devastating on one M. Poppins of London, England.

Best of attmay
Rodgers and Hammerstein's lost musical "The Psycho Chick and I" is seldom revived for a reason.



Hat Tip: The Superficial

21 comments:

jeff said...

"I'll get you Paris, yes you - and your little doggie too!"

Van Helsing said...

Fatefully, their SUV ran out of gas near a remote Pennsylvania graveyard, soon after the dead had begun to rise from their graves, hungry for the flesh of the living. Some had already mastered the crude use of tools.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Clean is screaming mad at dirt (although his eysight wasn't too good, since it was an SUV).

Making K-Fed look good, one small step at a time.

Brittney Spears attempts to get Bob Dole out of his SUV to film a sequel to their Pepsi commercial

Double the U said...

I'm... too sexy for my hair,
for my kids,
for my car.
I'm...too sexy...

Double the U said...

How nature says, "Do Not Touch"

Brian in MA said...

Charles Barkley has apparently discovered Michael Jackson's secret, with mixed results.

Jack Reacher said...

"You heard it! The ****ing truck is laughing at me!"

"I didn't know the brain was inside the hair! Now I'm screwed!"

"I'm out of razors, and my keys are locked inside! Help!"

"So the photographer says, 'we like the photos of you shaved, you know,' and I'm like 'Oh, I can shave and show you more,' and he's like 'Yeah, that'd be great,' and I'm like 'Wait till they get a load of me.'"

"Jack Nicholson used a golf club. I use a teal umbrella, 'cause I'm a girl. I am!"

Cybrludite said...

Goes nanners? Short trip, that...

Submariner said...

Fox announced the addition of a "B. Spears" to the cast of Reno 911 today...

Submariner said...

♪I'm SING-ing in the rain...♪

Submariner said...

ORA?

DAMMIT! I said bring your Droogs and meet me at the milk bar!

Rodney Dill said...

"Hello Onstar?"

attmay said...

The side effects of chemotherapy were particularly devastating on one M. Poppins of London, England.

attmay said...

Rodgers and Hammerstein's lost musical "The Psycho Chick and I" is seldom revived for a reason.

prince of leaves said...

New pope, new Sinead O'Connor comeback stunt.

prince of leaves said...

State Friend of the Court officer: "Mmm...no, Mr. Federline, we just can't see any good reason why your ex-wife should be considered an unfit mother and have her custody revoked. On the other hand, your child support check was five minutes late this month..."

prince of leaves said...

"No, Britney, you're NOT 'Veejur'...now put down the umbrella and step away from the SUV..."

Anonymous said...

"Hey, I just became a Muslim, can you tell?"

Cricket said...

Britney sports her new WWF look.

"I finally got Hagrid's umbrella!
Nothing can stop me now!"

attmay said...

OSR (Obligatory Simpsons Reference): "Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts"

Cricket said...

"It is so easy to maintain. I just shampoo with Nair."

"I wonder if Paris will be stubble monitor."