Thursday, February 15, 2007

She Shoots, She Scores


Best of tuffbeingright
"Let's PUCK!"

Best of tuffbeingright
Impressive stick-handling in the slot left the goalie so mesmerized, she blew her tryout with the Anaheim Ducks.

Best of Submariner
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GOAL!!!!! vw - igglpoo

Best of S.P.
"My, what a huge Zamboni you have!"

Best of Rodney Dill
zam-bone-me

Best of Submariner
Here's the plan; SOTG and V da K - you take the wings, I'll take center, dump and follow - I crash the net, I score... if it's as good as I suspect, I'm going for the hat trick.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Knowing absolutely nothing of the hockey world, SOTG wonders how all the captions about a half-naked babe caught in the fishing net apply.

Best of chunkstyle
Senator Clinton's intern training had forever left Trixie vulnerable to giving up the five hole.

Best of The Man
...and after his shot was blocked and his team lost the game, Johhny Weir never played hockey again.

Best of divine miss m
Careful or you'll all get benched for excessive high-sticking.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Pardon me, but I need to go put on my "I heart boobies" t-shirt...

Best of curly
Obviously an ‘exhibition game’.

She was a fine hockey person, but prone to ‘ragging’.

Best of lawhawk
Marty Brodeur knew he was in trouble when his sister in law came to the rink one night...

Best of racerboy
"Alright, guys, now who's the joker who put the ball gag in my goalie mask???"



Yeah, I kind of hit "publish" instead of "Save as Draft." So, consider it a free for all.

33 comments:

jeff said...

"Finally, a good use for kneepads."

tuffbeingright said...

"Let's PUCK!"

tuffbeingright said...

Impressive stick-handling in the slot left the goalie so mesmerized, she blew her tryout with the Anaheim Ducks.

sonicfrog said...

That's tight! Nuttin's gettin' past those!

sonicfrog said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase:

"He lines it up! He Shoots!! HE SCORES!!!!"

sonicfrog said...

Hey, you tricked me! I stay away on Thursdays to avoid having to see just this sort of thing!!!

Submariner said...

I took my prom date to the hockey rink. Coinky-dink? I think not!

Submariner said...

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GOAL!!!!!


vw - igglpoo

Submariner said...

You know? I think she'd like to see my twisted Wrister.

S.P. said...

"My, what a huge Zamboni you have!"

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

Aww, c'mon, my Valentiney sweetie-poo. :-x
They're heated gloves!

Rodney Dill said...

I kinda like the new goalie pads.

Rodney Dill said...

Time for a power play

Rodney Dill said...

Hat Trixie

Rodney Dill said...

zam-bone-me

Submariner said...

Here's the plan; SOTG and V da K - you take the wings, I'll take center, dump and follow - I crash the net, I score... if it's as good as I suspect, I'm going for the hat trick.

Submariner said...

Boy! The Flyers are REALLY searching for a win...

Double the U said...

Because of the new "more gentle" rules in hockey, the NHL had to come up with better ideas on how to keep fans coming.

Submariner said...

I can only assume she'll spend a lot of minutes in the "sin bin" for hooking...

Kevin Walker said...

Submariner said...
Boy! The Flyers are REALLY searching for a win...


All the Flyers have to do is play my beloved Red Wings...

If V the K ran the NHL, Thursday games would be the follow up to a lingerie game.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Knowing absolutely nothing of the hockey world, SOTG wonders how all the captions about a half-naked babe caught in the fishing net apply.

chunkstyle said...

Trixie's secret to stopping 29 of 30 shots is to come out of the crease and cut down the angle of attack.

chunkstyle said...

Senator Clinton's intern training had forever left Trixie vulnerable to giving up the five hole.

The Man said...

...and after his shot was blocked and his team lost the game, Johhny Weir never played hockey again.

divine miss m said...

Careful or you'll all get benched for excessive high-sticking.

Occasional Reader said...

... and yet at the end of Sully's dream, all of the sweaty "Miracle on the Ice" guys suddenly turn into blonde babes in bikinis, and he wakes up screaming.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Pardon me, but I need to go put on my "I heart boobies" t-shirt...

I knew it! I knew it! Put on a "I heart boobies" t-shirt, open the Bible to the lost Book of Moses and cast your nets one more time, and this is what you'll pull up!

Anonymous said...

Man, talking about wanting to get in the crease...

jeff said...

The amazing thing is she still has all her original teeth.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Bet she shaves her crease...

curly said...

“Who needs a pharmicutical solution for ‘dead puck’ when I’m playing?”

Obviously an ‘exhibition game’.

The coach always put Barbie in when they were behind; she was certain to get several ‘holding penalties’ against the opposing team.

She was a fine hockey person, but prone to ‘ragging’.

lawhawk said...

Marty Brodeur knew he was in trouble when his sister in law came to the rink one night...

racerboy said...

"Alright, guys, now who's the joker who put the ball gag in my goalie mask???"

...mmmm, I'd like to put the icing on her defensive zone, yaknowwhaddimean?