Friday, February 09, 2007

Semi Frontal


1. Idi Amin's "Pick Your Own Long Pig" Chain of Restaurants was a huge hit in the Pacific Rim.

2. "Love what you've done with your Rec Room, Sully!"

3. "Our gay clientele like to enjoy a little B&D with their nipple piercing."

4. The Castro Street Starbucks adds local color to its decor.

5. "Hey, He can't do that do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges!"

6. "He's been whipped, hog-tied, and had filthy undergarments draped over his head. Shall I give Mr. Sullivan his bill?"

7. "Do we still find jokes about Rosie O'Donnell's lesbianism amusing?" The Hillary Administration implements "Diversity."

8. Ang Lee has the weirdest casting calls.

9. Andrew Sullivan has the weirdest sleepovers.

10. "You know, after looking at these, I wouldn't being 'stuffed' and 'mounted' myself."

Best of prince of leaves
Air America Radio was forced by the bankruptcy to sell off its lobby dioramas depicting Bush Administration crimes to Tim Robbins.

Best of prince of leaves
Tim Robbin's thought bubble: "Man, it's a good thing I'm wearing Depends™ -- this museum is giving me some crazy kind of wood."

Best of prince of leaves
"You know, Salleh, while wax figures are very lifelike, I question whether the skidmarks were truly necessary for verisimiltude."

Best of Submariner
How totally barbaric! When will amerikkka become civilized and feed prisoners to plastic shredders to obtain information?

Inspired by Jeff
The Jockey Store was noted for its avant garde mannequins.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Why are the yellow ropes there? I want to touch."

Best of attmay
"But Andy, we did the Mao Tse Tung/Tightie-Whities-on-Head thing LAST night," whined The Boyfriend.

Best of Adjustah
Just another day of NASA Astronaut selection.

Best of Rodney Dill
Tim Robbins will now demonstrate the purple nurple of death.

Best of Van Helsing
The full horror sank in when it was disclosed that the undies had once been worn by Rosie O'Donnell — and she had been suffering particularly acute flatulence at the time.

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
Reliably modernist, Tim Robbins always ensured that his political prisoners made it to their Pilates lessons on time.

Best of Double the U
I never forget a face...your Mister Underwear headman are you not?

Best of curly
“There…Smell that skid mark? Next time, use bleach on Tim Robbin's undies, you numbskull.”

Hat tip: Occasional Reader
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20 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Air America Radio (where it's "All Abu GuhRAYbuh, All The Time") was forced by the bankruptcy to sell off its lobby dioramas depicting Bush Administration crimes.

prince of leaves said...

While Mahathir was amused by the Abu Ghraib diorama and the 9/11 Truther display, he was not quite so taken with the museum's exhibits detaling the show trial of political rival Anwar Ibrahim and the corruption and abuses of power during Mahathir's own 22-year rule.

prince of leaves said...

Dr.M's thought bubble: "Ahh...if only it were a Jew, and me holding the dog-leash..."

prince of leaves said...

Dr. M's thought bubble: "Man, it's a good thing I'm wearing Depends™ -- this museum is giving me some crazy kind of wood."

prince of leaves said...

"You know, Salleh, while wax figures are very lifelike, I question whether the skidmarks were truly necessary for verisimiltude."

Submariner said...

How totally barbaric! When will amerikkka become civilized and feed prisoners to plastic shredders to obtain information?

Submariner said...

Andy was confused; "Where's my beagle?"

Jeff said...

"Yes, we have an exclusive deal with Hanes - Jockey wasn't interested."

Jack Reacher said...

"I want one of those in my dungeon. Bedroom! I meant bedroom!"

"Does it smell like victory? Be honest."

"Why are the yellow ropes there? I want to touch."

Double the U said...

Another Super Bowl commercial came underfire, this time for SlimJim brand beef jerky...

attmay said...

WHOOOOO! Someone's been eating Mexican lately!

attmay said...

"But Andy, we did the Mao Tse Tung/Tightie-Whities-on-Head thing LAST night," whined The Boyfriend.

Adjustah said...

Just another day of NASA Astronaut selection.

Rodney Dill said...

"I will now demonstrate the purple nurple of death."

Van Helsing said...

The full horror sank in when it was disclosed that the undies had once been worn by Rosie O'Donnell — and she had been suffering particularly acute flatulence at the time.

Submariner said...

Mahathir looked down and was greatly offended; "What the hell is that Jooooooooooo-boy doing in here?"

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Reliably modernist, Dr. M always ensured that his political prisoners made it to their Pilates lessons on time.

Double the U said...

I never forget a face...your Mister Underwear headman are you not?

curly said...

“Comrade, I know the thought of Hillary as President can be depressing, but does self torture really help?”

“There…Smell that skid mark? Next time, use bleach on my undies, you numbskull.”

“It’s funny how the leftist Western media will make a big deal some terrorist with undies on his head while absolutely ignoring the head chopping, clitorectomy performing, woman debasing, infidelity killing lifestyle that got them here in the first place.”

“Funny ‘ha ha’ or funny ‘queer’?”

attmay said...

Calvin Klein ads in the People's Republic of China are a lot less sexy than their American counterparts.