Wednesday, February 28, 2007

OMFG

Best of jeff
"Surrender Dorothy!"

Best of The Man
Scientists estimate that her pant suit is a size 967 XXL.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
In this updated version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hillary was specifically warned NOT to eat the Ego-berries.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It's a good thing ya done that to Hillary, Timmy, a REAL good thing... Now wish her into the cornfield."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
In 1st-person shooter games, this is known as a "boss" character at the end of a level... Aim for the weakest point, in this instance, the soul (it's not supposed to be easy).

Best of Jack Reacher
Dominating Washington; so easy a giant balloon-head can do it.

Best of Submariner
"...and after the 2008 election, the new queen pronounced that under her ever-present gaze, eternal winter should lay across Amerikkka to please her icy heart."

Best of Occasional Reader
CHEF: You can try, Robert Smith, but that thing just beat the crap out of Leonard Maltin AND Sidney Poitier!!
ROBERT SMITH: I have to try. I can't let Hillary Clinton do this to the entire world.

Best of Kevin Walker
Linus: "And the Great Pumpkin shall come for all the little OMFG WTF IS THAT!?!?!?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

Best of prince of leaves
And in one maniacal gulp, the dreaded Sta-Queefed Marshmallow Head ate the entire Congress.

Best of prince of leaves
"I am become Shrillary, devourer of worlds!"

Best of bubbalove
With a deafening roar, Shrill-zilla released her radioactive breath on the unsuspecting denizens of the Capitol Building!

Best of Capt. queeg
More ORA:"Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

Best of Submariner
A voice shrills "Morsmordre!" and the capitol sky is suddenly alight with the horrifying visage of the Death Eaters...

Best of affablerants
"I know, I love the 'gooy entitlement center' too! Now,if it weren't for that nasty 'constitutional coating' getting stuck in my throat, this would be the perfect edible diorama."

Hat tip: Knowledge is Power
Source: Yahoo News

35 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Bill tries to run... but made gargantuan as part of her pact with Satan, Shrillary knows he can't hide.

Cricket said...

This is one house that won't be landing on the Wicked Witch of the East.

Rodney Dill said...

With all the pricks in the Capital that's a very appropriate picture.

Submariner said...

Forget the White House - I want Olympus and my very own mountain!

jeff said...

"Surrender Dorothy!"

Submariner said...

Even David Gregory was taken aback by the monstrous apparition of Shrillary uttering the disturbing gutteral chant; "Ia Ia Yog Sothoth! Ia Ia Nyarlathotep! Ia Ia Shub Niggurath! Ia Ia Odhra-guoa! Ia Ia Zoth Omog!..."

Submariner said...

"Surrender Obama!"

The Man said...

Scientists estimate that her pant suit is a size 967 XXL.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Revelation: "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his hat size is Six hundred threescore and six."

Son Of The Godfather said...

In this updated version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hillary was specifically warned NOT to eat the Ego-berries.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's a good thing ya done that to Hillary, Timmy, a REAL good thing... Now wish her into the cornfield."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't think I'm going to like the remake of Zardoz.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In 1st-person shooter games, this is known as a "boss" character at the end of a level... Aim for the weakest point, in this instance, the soul (it's not supposed to be easy).

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Remember, what the dormouse said...

Jack Reacher said...

"And best of all, it's made of pure pork!"

"Hey, if I can lose Rose Law Firm records for two years I can certainly misplace a Congress the size of my shoe. Be gone!"

"The sun rose golden in the east, and in the west....Ahhhh! Run! WTF is that!"

Dominating Washington; so easy a giant balloon-head can do it.

Submariner said...

"...and after the 2008 election, the new queen pronounced that under her ever-present gaze, eternal winter should lay across Amerikkka to please her icy heart."

Michigan-Matt said...

Hillary thinks: "Keep smiling... why is that reporter holding some of the gifts I stole from the WH on Bush's Inaugural Day?"

Submariner said...

Is there a cockfight arena near here?

Occasional Reader said...

CHEF: You can try, Robert Smith, but that thing just beat the crap out of Leonard Maltin AND Sidney Poitier!!
ROBERT SMITH: I have to try. I can't let Hillary Clinton do this to the entire world.

Submariner said...

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Kevin Walker said...

Linus: "And the Great Pumpkin shall come for all the little OMFG WTF IS THAT!?!?!?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

Anonymous said...

3. Hillary awakens one morning to find her yeast infection has evolved a complex civilization.

Uh, no, I don't think so. Yeast don't do well in hot arid invironments like the Sahara desert - or Hell.

prince of leaves said...

And in one maniacal gulp, the dreaded Sta-Queefed Marshmallow Head ate the entire Congress.

prince of leaves said...

"I am become Shrillary, devourer of worlds!"

prince of leaves said...

"IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!!"

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"What did you DO, Ray?" {/Winston Zeddmore}

Submariner said...

Send more rats - the first three were delicious!

Cricket said...

"Yoo hoo...Alice, I found the 'Drink Me' bottle too," yelled
Shrillary.

"Off with ALL their heads!"

bubbalove said...

With a deafening roar, Shrill-zilla released her radioactive breath on the unsuspecting denizens of the Capitol Building!

ORA: Gozer is back. Who we gonna call?

When Hill-elzebub saw the breadth of her kingdom she spontaneously orgasmed, for there were no more worlds for her to conquer...

Capt. queeg said...

More ORA:

"Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

Cricket said...

Cross the streams!

Submariner said...

A voice shrills "Morsmordre!" and the capitol sky is suddenly alight with the horrifying visage of the Death Eaters...

affablerants said...

"I know, I love the 'gooy entitlement center' too! Now,if it weren't for that nasty 'constitutional coating' getting stuck in my throat, this would be the perfect edible diorama."

Submariner said...

"Tawanda!"

retire05 said...

As as Queen Zeus smiled down on Mount Washington she was heard to say "be nice to me or I will bite your dome off".