Thursday, February 15, 2007
OK, So, I Need a Thursday Babe, I Put "Boobies" into Google Search, and I Get This
1. "And on the Fifth Day, God said, 'Let there be boobies!'"
2. The Latest Scandal at Oral Roberts University: Strip Bible Trivia.
3. "Actually, quoting scripture like that is much cooler when it comes from Samuel L. Jackson than from a geeky white boy."
4. "... because a black man would never give up a rib! Ha! Oh, Come on, Senator Byrd thought that was hilarious."
5. And then, Rick remembered his roommates' names were 'Adam' and 'Steve,' and realized God was sending him a sign.
6. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, but most men would still go with boobies.
7. Rick just never quite got into the spirit of Family Home Evening.
8. "Smokin', Drinkin', and Boobies are all okay. The William Shatner Translation of the Bible kicks ass!"
9. "Father Flanagan, if I were even the least bit interested, would I be wearing this shirt?"
10. "Hey, as soon as I realized that the walking, talking, queefing embodiment of PMS was probably going to be the next president, I quit smoking and drinking, picked up my Bible, and made sure God knew I wasn't gay."