Thursday, February 15, 2007

OK, So, I Need a Thursday Babe, I Put "Boobies" into Google Search, and I Get This


1. "And on the Fifth Day, God said, 'Let there be boobies!'"

2. The Latest Scandal at Oral Roberts University: Strip Bible Trivia.

3. "Actually, quoting scripture like that is much cooler when it comes from Samuel L. Jackson than from a geeky white boy."

4. "... because a black man would never give up a rib! Ha! Oh, Come on, Senator Byrd thought that was hilarious."

5. And then, Rick remembered his roommates' names were 'Adam' and 'Steve,' and realized God was sending him a sign.

6. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, but most men would still go with boobies.

7. Rick just never quite got into the spirit of Family Home Evening.

8. "Smokin', Drinkin', and Boobies are all okay. The William Shatner Translation of the Bible kicks ass!"

9. "Father Flanagan, if I were even the least bit interested, would I be wearing this shirt?"

10. "Hey, as soon as I realized that the walking, talking, queefing embodiment of PMS was probably going to be the next president, I quit smoking and drinking, picked up my Bible, and made sure God knew I wasn't gay."

12 comments:

jeff said...

He searches for boobies and instead gets a boob.

Capt. Queeg said...

"I don't know, Father Flanagan, what you're suggesting seems to be banned according to Leviticus and Romans..."

The Man said...

Senator Foley, I am looking up Cleveland Steam Plate, but this 2004 Webster's dictionary doesn't list it.

Anonymous said...

Titties 'n' beer. And one boob.

Van Helsing said...

Wearing that shirt ensures that he'll have to love them from afar.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

I don't care what your Wikipedia says, Joel, American Heritage doesn't mention feces ANYwhere in their description of "Neanderthal."

Cricket said...

After hearing that Mitt Romney was going up against Hillary, the campus agnostic got religion.

Cricket said...

The young Voldemort finally discovers how to make a Horcrux.

sonicfrog said...

I Love Hobbies????

sonicfrog said...

Malcolm soooo wants to be in the middle of boobies!

sonicfrog said...

He's kinda a babe, if you're into the nerdie freshmen guy thing.

Adjustah said...

Never had his Doobie Brother's shirt been so misunderstood.