Monday, February 26, 2007

OK, I think I see your problem

1. "From my perspective, I don't see any threat from Global Jihad."

2. "Oh, yeah, now she's unzipping her front. Oh, wow, those are the most luscious melons... Dude, are you getting this?"

3. "Um, you might want to use the real binox for this, not the ones that you keep a pint of Jack in."

4. "Those aren't binoculars... they're Rosie O'Donnell beer goggles.

5."Well, that looks like a huge..." "Johnson!" "Yes, sir?" "Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this."

6. Nancy Pelosi asked if she could use those binoculars to develop the Democrat's anti-terror strategy.

Best of Submariner
Totally ORA: Hey Krillin, look, do you think Master Roshi would like that lady over there?

Best of Submariner
I think... I think the black license plate is slipping! I definitely think I saw his butt-crack...

Best of The Man
Why is Andrew Sullivan offering moustache rides behind that falafel stand and how much is he charging?

Best of Submariner
What in Syria is that Muslim doing to that goat?

Best of Jack Reacher
With proper care, good binoculars can last a lifetime. Be sure to cover the lens when not in use. Or when in use. Whatever.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Check it out; we're sending military aid to Hamas. First item--opaque binoculars. Wait until they get the solid-barrel rifles."

Best of Kevin Walker
Everyone watched in amazement as the asteroid came crashing down upon them, except for Achmed, who wondered by he couldn't see anything.



Source: The Weakly Standard

18 comments:

Submariner said...

Totally ORA:

Hey Krillin, look, do you think Master Roshi would like that lady over there?

Submariner said...

I think... I think the black license plate is slipping! I definitely think I saw his butt-crack...

Submariner said...

Da-amn! If wrapped that in foam, it would look like a boom mic...

The Man said...

Say what you want about Jews in Hollywood. They still give us the crappy seats.

The Man said...

Why is Andrew Sullivan offering moustache rides behind that falafel stand and how much is he charging?

jeff said...

What? These are my sunglasses!

Van Helsing said...

"Who turned the lights out? Ahmed, didn't you pay the electric bill?"

Adjustah said...

Onlookers at the secret Iranian 80ft snowman testing grounds...

Submariner said...

V. - check out http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Picture-002.jpg for a totally Cap This!able photo. (The back story is even funnier that the pic - seems it's the Womyn's movement mascot at Apalachian State since they banned the free-speech ban on campus...)

Submariner said...

What in Syria is that Muslim doing to that goat?

Submariner said...

Despite being in the front row and using high-power binoculars, spectators at the DNC convention were unable to spot a shred of evidence of any love for the country... Pelosi smugly congratulated herself on a job well done.

prince of leaves said...

"Thursday babes? How come *I* can't see any Thursday babes?!?!"

prince of leaves said...

"You know, if you look carefully, you can see the ocean."

Rodney Dill said...

Ned never did guess that the "black" thing that Ed spied with his little eye was the lens cap.

Jack Reacher said...

With proper care, good binoculars can last a lifetime. Be sure to cover the lens when not in use. Or when in use. Whatever.

"Check it out; we're sending military aid to Hamas. First item--opaque binoculars. Wait until they get the solid-barrel rifles."

Submariner said...

Auntie Em - Uncle Henry - Toto;
It's a twister! It's a twister!

Submariner said...

Whoa! Miss M looks absolutely DIVINE in that mud suit!

Kevin Walker said...

"All Hail K! All Hail K!"

Everyone watched in amazement as the asteroid came crashing down upon them, except for Achmed, who wondered by he couldn't see anything.