Sunday, February 11, 2007

No Caption, Just This




Hat Tip: Sondra to the K to the P

11 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

guess they should of studied harder in school.

Van Helsing said...

It's no use appealing to Botched Joke Johnny. Only Al Gore can save the polar bears now.

Silhouette said...

Late in the 2010s, the last true believers in global warming yielded when it was discovered that all scientists had been studying the exact same iceberg, which was only shrinking because Ted Kennedy had been using it as his own personal ice source for an "occasional" mixed drink.

prince of leaves said...

Not only will Global Warming™ spell doom for polar bears, it will mean the end of giant floating ice sculptures of rubber duckies and winged victories.

prince of leaves said...

Algore channeling Sally Struthers: "But there's still hope. For just a small cash donation of 15% of Western industrialized nations' GDPs, you can help these polar bears survive...and thrive. Won't you do it -- for the polar bears?"

prince of leaves said...

Somewhere in suburbia: "Don't waste your ice cream, Jimmy -- there are polar bears melting in the Arctic."

prince of leaves said...

Adnan Hajj was later blamed for the fauxtograph, which he pieced together from screencaps from a Coca Cola commercial and a picture of the half-melted ice sculptures in the punch bowl at his sister's wedding reception.

prince of leaves said...

No Blood for Whale Oil!

lawhawk said...

Just off camera, Stan the Seal was laughing his ass off knowing that he was safe to swim another day without the fascistic polar bears chomping down on him and his friends.

Submariner said...

Know why we're like Tupperware ladies?
We both like a nice tight seal.

Thank you very much. We're here til Thursday. Try the penguin.

attmay said...

"That's the last time I take advice from YOU, Yogi," said Boo-Boo.