Wednesday, February 14, 2007

More Val Day Riffing

1. "Roses are red/Burqas are black/With All of My Love/You big shapeless sack."

2. Maureen Dowd and Amanda Marcotte didn't want anyone to know they had to buy their own Valentines, so they went incognito.

3. "Nope, this one's 'to my hairless boy,' too."

4. "You realize, all I have to do is say one word to the imam about you being here and your ass is honor-killed."

5. "Fatima, I don't care what Miss Manners says, you don't have to send a card to the guy who raped you, even if he is your brother."

Best of jeff
"Hey, this one says 'To my master' ...what is BDSM?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Wow, so that's how long 6" really is."

Best of Double the U
The "Masked Avenger" comic #3 is finally out!

Best of sonicfrog
Ooooooh Look! This one is so racey! It shows an eye brow!!!

Best of Silhouette
Lisa and Tonya took the "secret" part of Secret Shopper very seriously.

Best of Silhouette
When you CAIR enough to wear an exploding vest

Best of Silhouette
"Another one that says "from your wife", not "wives." Darnnit, where's the polygamy section?"

Best of attmay
Hey Fatima, how about this one? It says "Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's go to Israel and kill us a Jew."

Best of Double the U
Oh look, this month issue of Good Tent Keeping has decorative ideas for your bruises.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 72 virgins waiting,
So I don't need you.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Your bra has no lace,
Your legs have no garter,
I love you like humus,
My featureless martyr.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
*sigh* "Mahdi, this card probably would have been quite romantic... If only they'd have allowed me to learn to read."



HTip: Brendawalker

23 comments:

jeff said...

"Wow, music and animation too... um, what are they doing?"
"I don't know, but I think Bluto's Adult Emporium isn't a good place for us to shop."

"Hey, this one says 'To my master' ...what is BDSM?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Wow, so that's how long 6" really is."

Rodney Dill said...

"Please be my Dromedary."

Double the U said...

The "Masked Avenger" comic #3 is finally out!

sonicfrog said...

Ooooooh Look! This one is so racey! It shows an eye brow!!!

sonicfrog said...

The Cylon missing link.

Silhouette said...

Lisa and Tonya took the "secret" part of Secret Shopper very seriously.

Silhouette said...

When you CAIR enough to wear an exploding vest

Silhouette said...

"Another one that says "from your wife", not "wives." Darnnit, where's the polygamy section?"

attmay said...

Hey Fatima, how about this one? It says "Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's go to Israel and kill us a Jew."

Double the U said...

Oh look, this month issue of Good Tent Keeping has decorative ideas for your bruises.

Rodney Dill said...

(a dromedary being a "humped animal" of course)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Isha, check out this brochure... It says we can become hockey goalies, but we have to ditch the burkhas..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ninja chicks need romance too.

Silhouette said...
When you CAIR enough to wear an exploding vest


^ Nice! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 72 virgins waiting,
So I don't need you.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Love is: Knowing you love her by gazing into her eye-slits.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Your bra has no lace,
Your legs have no garter,
I love you like humus,
My featureless martyr.

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh* "Mahdi, this card probably would have been quite romantic... If only they'd have allowed me to learn to read."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The scandal of the photo in the Imam Daily was not so much a female reading a Valentine's Day card as it was shameless "reveal" of too much "wrist skin".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Failed Middle Eastern Marketing Ideas:
Scratch-n-Sniff Valentine's Day cards.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if buying Buzzing Panties would be a waste.

Van Helsing said...

"Hey Fatima, let's switch sweethearts and see how long it takes them to notice."

Anonymous said...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue,
I am spending time with my other wife,
not with you.