1. Hillary was so impressed with Ellen's deep throat, she immediately agreed to the three-way.2. "Portia, get me some stones. I feel like breaking some bones."
3. "This is the strap-on I used on Calista Flockhart."
4. "This is too the correct thickness for a wife-beating stick. Check your Koran, infidel!"
5. The hot thing among Hollywood lesbians? One big french fry.
6. "Ellen, I don't care how much you paid on eBay, using Susan B. Anthony's shin bone for a toothpick is disrespectful."
7. "Suddenly, I don't want to sell deathsticks. I want to go home and think about my life."
8. "Wow! an entire foot-long corndog in one swallow. I guess you weren't always a lesbian, huh, Ellen?"
9. "Yeah, she knows I picked my nose with that. It's her private fetish."
10. "Oh, great, Hillary and Rosie are revving their Harleys in the parking lot. This could go on for hours."
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THAT'S no way to kill roaches!
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A moment later, Ellen Degenerate thrust her head forward, impaling her brain and finally earning herself the attention she craved as various relatives and lesbian lovers squabbled in court over her corpse.
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Welcome to "Degenerate Karaoke" where every song is a double-entendre. I'll start things off:
♪If you knew sushi, like I "know" sushi...♪
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Olive Garden: When you're here, you're Femi-Nazi.
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It is thicker and much much longer then the Hollywood liberal men she used to date.
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Why is Portia smiling like that, you ask? Because that long, skinny thing sticking out of Ellen's mouth is her prehensile tongue.
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Um, Ellen, that's a double-ended anal dildo. You might not want to... ewww. Nevermind.
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Well, if that's the best she can do, then I guess it's OK she turned lesbian on us.
Hat Tip: The Aesthetically-Challenged American.
16 comments:
I ordered the tuna, Ellen ordered the sea bass. Why do you ask?
THAT'S no way to kill roaches!
Her adenoids itched; I'm just sayin'...
"Looks like she's beatin' 'eerself with the ugly stick, gov'nor..."
"Workin' too, mate."
Whore-crux? Sure; sounds like fun...
A moment later, Ellen Degenerate thrust her head forward, impaling her brain and finally earning herself the attention she craved as various relatives and lesbian lovers squabbled in court over her corpse.
Welcome to "Degenerate Karaoke" where every song is a double-entendre. I'll start things off:
♪If you knew sushi, like I "know" sushi...♪
...suddenly Ellen was reminded of the day 12 years ago. Bottle of cheap red wine, Andrew Sullivan, and the moment she turned to women.
Olive Garden: When you're here, you're Femi-Nazi.
Wow. Did you see the nose on that snowman?
It is thicker and much much longer then the Hollywood liberal men she used to date.
Why is Portia smiling like that and where is Ellen's left hand? Enquiring minds want to know.
or not.
Why is Portia smiling like that, you ask? Because that long, skinny thing sticking out of Ellen's mouth is her prehensile tongue.
Um, Ellen, that's a double-ended anal dildo. You might not want to... ewww. Nevermind.
"And this end is the oral part of the thermometer. Or..wait. Dammit."
Well, if that's the best she can do, then I guess it's OK she turned lesbian on us.
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