Monday, February 26, 2007

Hot Girl on Girl Breadstick Action

1. Hillary was so impressed with Ellen's deep throat, she immediately agreed to the three-way.

2. "Portia, get me some stones. I feel like breaking some bones."

3. "This is the strap-on I used on Calista Flockhart."

4. "This is too the correct thickness for a wife-beating stick. Check your Koran, infidel!"

5. The hot thing among Hollywood lesbians? One big french fry.

6. "Ellen, I don't care how much you paid on eBay, using Susan B. Anthony's shin bone for a toothpick is disrespectful."

7. "Suddenly, I don't want to sell deathsticks. I want to go home and think about my life."

8. "Wow! an entire foot-long corndog in one swallow. I guess you weren't always a lesbian, huh, Ellen?"

9. "Yeah, she knows I picked my nose with that. It's her private fetish."

10. "Oh, great, Hillary and Rosie are revving their Harleys in the parking lot. This could go on for hours."

Best of Submariner
THAT'S no way to kill roaches!

Best of Van Helsing
A moment later, Ellen Degenerate thrust her head forward, impaling her brain and finally earning herself the attention she craved as various relatives and lesbian lovers squabbled in court over her corpse.

Best of Submariner
Welcome to "Degenerate Karaoke" where every song is a double-entendre. I'll start things off:
♪If you knew sushi, like I "know" sushi...♪

Best of Adjustah
Olive Garden: When you're here, you're Femi-Nazi.

Best of Double the U
It is thicker and much much longer then the Hollywood liberal men she used to date.

Best of prince of leaves
Why is Portia smiling like that, you ask? Because that long, skinny thing sticking out of Ellen's mouth is her prehensile tongue.

Best of Cybrludite
Um, Ellen, that's a double-ended anal dildo. You might not want to... ewww. Nevermind.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, if that's the best she can do, then I guess it's OK she turned lesbian on us.

Hat Tip: The Aesthetically-Challenged American.

16 comments:

Submariner said...

I ordered the tuna, Ellen ordered the sea bass. Why do you ask?

Submariner said...

THAT'S no way to kill roaches!

Submariner said...

Her adenoids itched; I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

"Looks like she's beatin' 'eerself with the ugly stick, gov'nor..."

"Workin' too, mate."

Submariner said...

Whore-crux? Sure; sounds like fun...

Van Helsing said...

A moment later, Ellen Degenerate thrust her head forward, impaling her brain and finally earning herself the attention she craved as various relatives and lesbian lovers squabbled in court over her corpse.

Submariner said...

Welcome to "Degenerate Karaoke" where every song is a double-entendre. I'll start things off:
♪If you knew sushi, like I "know" sushi...♪

The Man said...

...suddenly Ellen was reminded of the day 12 years ago. Bottle of cheap red wine, Andrew Sullivan, and the moment she turned to women.

Adjustah said...

Olive Garden: When you're here, you're Femi-Nazi.

Adjustah said...

Wow. Did you see the nose on that snowman?

Double the U said...

It is thicker and much much longer then the Hollywood liberal men she used to date.

Submariner said...

Why is Portia smiling like that and where is Ellen's left hand? Enquiring minds want to know.

or not.

prince of leaves said...

Why is Portia smiling like that, you ask? Because that long, skinny thing sticking out of Ellen's mouth is her prehensile tongue.

Cybrludite said...

Um, Ellen, that's a double-ended anal dildo. You might not want to... ewww. Nevermind.

Jack Reacher said...

"And this end is the oral part of the thermometer. Or..wait. Dammit."

sonicfrog said...

Well, if that's the best she can do, then I guess it's OK she turned lesbian on us.