1. Val's Day in Teheran. No decadent western cards or candy, just lots of wholesome halal butt-sex.
2. Ahmadinejihad is accustomed to being 'accommodated' by the US State Department.
3. "72 Virgins for the one who finds my contact lens!"
4. Unable to get enough uranium for a nuclear weapon, Ahmadinejihad sees what he can manage with a hundred martyrs, a thousand Taco Bell burritos, and a Zippo.
5. "And your last meal was sniff kebab with sheep and a side of cabbage..." Ahmaddinejihad still hoped Letterman would book him on 'Stupid People Tricks.'
Best of Van Helsing
Mad Mahmoud wonders how many butts he could kick and then get out the door without anyone seeing who did it.
Best of curly
Ahmadinejihad seems perplexed as to which of his submissive 72 virgins would enjoy his attentions first.
Best of curly
Beheadings are red, my balls are blue,
Here in the back of the mosque, I’m thinking of you.
Best of Straight8
How many more do we need? Just one and we have the Guiness record? Gotcha, I'm goin' in.
Best of Submariner
Ahmadinejihad's thought bubble; "I hope to Allah that nobody ate at the 'Colon Blow Cafe' for lunch..."
Best of The Pink Hammer
I don't know what they're doing, one of them said a U.S. diplomat told them to kiss their asses goodbye?
Best of prince of leaves
"Aww, mom, do I have to bend over and smell their stinky behinds?" After a particularly spicy falafel dinner, Armanidinnerjacket's nightmares take him back to his abusive childhood.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I sure hope Dr. Akmed was right when he said our nuclear program needed a critical ass."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Psst, hey Kobe, They're all open, but don't tell Hardaway."
Best of WALSTIB
"Did him, did him, did him, oh yeah, boy did I do him, did him....Hey! I didn't get a hurumph out of that guy!
30 comments:
I'll take "Andrew Sullivan Fantasies" for $200, Alex...
Allah's inside joke. Martyrs must read the fine print, as the 72 virgins clause could turn out to be a literal pain in the ass.
"fire"
"seriously guys, there is a fire"
"FIRE"
ok, this might work....
"Jack Bauer"
Mad Mahmoud wonders how many butts he could kick and then get out the door without anyone seeing who did it.
“Piss be upon them.”
Seens from a future Paradise: Ahmadinejihad seems perplexed as to which of his submissive 72 virgins would enjoy his attentions first.
Ahmadinejihad receives his country’s highest honor, the 21 Gun Salute.
“While I deplore the decadent west’s fantasies about Superheroes and such, it’s times like this that I wish I had Superman’s Xray vision.”
Beheadings are red, my balls are blue,
Here in the back of the mosque, I’m thinking of you.
How many more do we need? Just one and we have the Guiness record? Gotcha, I'm goin' in.
Group think, jihaddi-style.
I give - are these wrestlers prepping for a big national match or just people ragging on Rex Grossman?
Ahmadinejihad's thought bubble; "I hope to Allah that nobody ate at the 'Colon Blow Cafe' for lunch..."
Note to self - check pn the status of the sheep later...
Amagonnajihad finds himself confronted with the dark side of Islam.
Heh! I farted!!!!
I don't know what they're doing, one of them said a U.S. diplomat told them to kiss their asses goodbye?
In a candid moment, a questioning Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks that maybe, just maybe, he isn't the one who will usher in the return of the Twelfth Imam, after all.
"Aww, mom, do I have to bend over and smell their stinky behinds?" After a particularly spicy falafel dinner, Armanidinnerjacket's nightmares take him back to his abusive childhood.
Ahmadinejad's thought bubble: "Hmm...bend over and sniff the butt funk of a thousand hummus-eating men while the fool in the pulpit ullullates for Allah? Or listen to that screeching harpy Clinton beg for cash and votes 8 caps down? Are those my only choices?"
Mahmoud would later be beaten by the muttaween for raising his head from his rug during nap-time.
With the coincidence of synchronized farting, a likeness of Ahmadinejihad appears as if by hologram.
Thought bubble; "hmmmmmm, this view reminds me of Avalon Manor..."
Once again, the Iranian National Rectal-Cranial Inversion Team goes for the gold.
"I sure hope Dr. Akmed was right when he said our nuclear program needed a critical ass."
No one ever noticed that Brokeback Mahmoud always stood to the west at prayer.
"Psst, hey Kobe, They're all open, but don't tell Hardaway."
Meant to submit:
Ahmadinejihad receives his country’s highest honor, the 21 Bum Salute.
Looking for Harry Potter's butt double.
"Did him, did him, did him, oh yeah, boy did I do him, did him....Hey! I didn't get a hurumph out of that guy!
Mahmoud always has trouble figuring out which asshat to wear.
When Mahmoud pitches...everyone catches.
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