Friday, February 16, 2007

Harry Potter and the Bareass Booty Shot




1. "Y-M-C-A... it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."

2. "Senior Week" at Hogwarts is traditionally a time of smoke bombs, pranks, and soon-to-be-graduates running around naked yelling, "Want to make some magic with my staff?"

3. Andrew Sullivan presents, Harry Potter and the Bareback Bathhouse.

4. "And with this spell, I will ruin every romantic couple's picture in the world!"

5. "All right! I made it! Now, to get busy with Sarah Connor and destroy that T1000!"

6."Somehow, it just feels right to conduct Ravel's Bolero naked."

7. "Whoa? The last thing I remember was Barney Frank handing me a Roofie Colada. Now, I wake up, surrounded by pot smoke, with a twenty dollar bill on my night stand and a size six poop chute."

8. "Okay, now I can count to 21."

9. "Hogwarts has been clothing-optional ever since Sully took over from Dumbledore. Also, he kicked out all of the girls."

10. "Come back Hermione! It's just shrinkage!"

Best of The Man
Barney Frank just loves when his interns play nude 2-hand touch football....

Best of Submariner
All hail K!
All hail K!

Best of Submariner
"Turn around, dammit!" Andrew frequently irritated other theatre patrons by screaming at the screen...

Best of curly
“If you can read the numbers on the black license plate attached to my ass, then you’re gay.”

Best of curly
Bone of the actor, willingly shown. Flesh of the savant, willingly sacrificed. Pants of the looney left, forcibly taken. The Dark Lord shall rise again.

Best of curly
Daniel Radcliffe’s urologist reports that the star of Harry Potter had “the worst case of penile hogwarts that I’ve ever seen.”

Best of prince of leaves
Hermione: "No wait, Harry! The potion calls for mandrake root, not man-root!"

Best of prince of leaves
Harry doesn't get killed in "The Deathly Hallows", but he does get expelled from Hogwarts just before graduation due to an unseemly incident involving a case of butterbeer and an underage house elf.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No I haven't seen Sully's new ice cream hot fudge dispenser."

Best of sonicfrog
Harry Potter poses for the upcoming Rush album...

Best of sonicfrog
Daniel Radcliffe auditions for the role of Robbie Williams.

Best of attmay
Get aload of THESE, Elizabeth Montgomery!

Best of Adjustah
Harry was not spared the Potter curse of peeing smoke after age 16.

Best of Cricket
Only the Heir of Slytherin can control it.


Hat tip: Right-Wing Conspirator
I Got Your Source Right here

41 comments:

The Man said...

Barney Frank just loves when his interns play nude 2-hand touch football....

Submariner said...

Talk about your WWF Raw...

Submariner said...

All hail K!
All hail K!

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪ A silly milimeter longer ♪
101

Submariner said...

"Turn around, dammit!"
Andrew frequently irritated other theatre patrons by screaming at the screen...

Submariner said...

Daniel Radcliffe thought "Nude shot? What the heck - worked to jump start adult roles for Alyssa Milano..."

Submariner said...

"...and now for your listening pleasure, Barney will conduct the NAMBLA choir, hands free..."

Submariner said...

Since there was no other bad news to run today, the NYT-wits went for another Abu Ghraib pic, eh?

curly said...

The real reason why J.K. Rowling is rumored to have penned the death of Harry Potter in her upcoming novel.

“If you can read the numbers on the black license plate attached to my ass, then you’re gay.”

Bone of the actor, willingly shown. Flesh of the savant, willingly sacrificed. Pants of the looney left, forcibly taken. The Dark Lord shall rise again.

“Don’t ask how the license plate is attached; you don’t wanna know.”

Daniel Radcliffe’s urologist reports that the star of Harry Potter had “the worst case of penile hogwarts that I’ve ever seen.”

curly said...

Andrew Sullivan swore in frustration, knowing that the industrial strength, black metal gay chastity belt was impossible to defeat.

prince of leaves said...

Hermione: "No wait, Harry! The potion calls for mandrake root, not man-root!"

prince of leaves said...

Harry doesn't get killed in "The Deathly Hallows", but he does get expelled from Hogwarts just before graduation due to an unseemly incident involving a case of butterbeer and an underage house elf.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "You smell of horse."

prince of leaves said...

"Drop the wand and put your hands up!" Aurors catch Harry "Peeper" Potter peeking in through the windows of the girls' tower again.

prince of leaves said...

"Ia Ia Yog Sothoth! Ia Ia Nyarlathotep! Ia Ia, Shub Niggurath! Err...Ia Ia Odhra-guoa? Ia Ia Zoth Omog?...Wait, Ron, are you *sure* these are the right spells?"

Cybrludite said...

I'm sure that most of us would rather see Emma Watson in that costume... minus the license plate.

Cybrludite said...

Now on pay-per-view: Hairy Potter's Chamber of Secrets!

Submariner said...

Cybrludite said...
I'm sure that most of us would rather see Emma Watson in that costume... minus the license plate.


And facing us.
And holding a drink.

Submariner said...

Professor Snape, I wish I knew how to spritz you...

Submariner said...

Hermione! Ron! Mind if I cut in?

Rodney Dill said...

"No I haven't seen Sully's new ice cream hot fudge dispenser."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Suddenly, from just beyond the fog emerges the terrifying crouching Hilldebeast hidden Pelosi creature...!
:-@

%-)

sonicfrog said...

So THAT'S where he hides the wand!

sonicfrog said...

Following in Suzanne Summers thigh-steps, Daniel Radcliffe is introducing the "Maxi-Master".

sonicfrog said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
sonicfrog said...

Harry Potter Pooted!

sonicfrog said...

Harry Potter poses for the upcoming Rush album...

sonicfrog said...

Alex, I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $400.

sonicfrog said...

Harry, there is no magic that will fix that crack!

sonicfrog said...

Well, that wasn't the right spell....

sonicfrog said...

Daniel Radcliffe auditions for the role of Robbie Williams.

PS. Picks of Williams showing some crack are surprisingly easy to find.

curly said...

In the new movie, “Gay Cinderella”, Daniel Radcliffe is transformed from serving winch to gay princess after Prince Sully discovers that the industrial strength black chastity belt fits in his anus perfectly.

Jonathan said...

ORA: "I'm just taking that unmotivated 'butt in the moonlight' walk."

attmay said...

Get aload of THESE, Elizabeth Montgomery!

attmay said...

Is that your broomstick or are you just happy to see me?

Cricket said...

Look Dumbledore, no hands!

Harry Potter nods and waves to the crowd.

"Look it comes out only when someone speaks Parseltongue."

curly said...

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe sports an unusual bum ensemble, next on “Ass Ornaments of the Rich and Famous.”

Adjustah said...

Harry was not spared the Potter curse of peeing smoke after age 16.

Cricket said...

Only the Heir of Slytherin can control it.

Anonymous said...

Next on 'Car Talk, with Click and Clack': Stealth licencse plates and what Abu Ghraib would look like if were in charge.

Submariner said...

♪Hey - macarena!♪