Friday, February 23, 2007

Got Camel Lactate?


1. "Hey, leave some of that coke for Ms. Lohan!"

2. "I am so glad you answered our 'Craigslist' ad, Ms Spears."

3. "Don't be ridiculous, we can't have a picnic. Where are we going to get a tablecloth?"

4. "Hey! Somebody put too much Nutrasweet in this camel semen."

5. "Hey! Stop throwing rings at my head! I'm trying to do coke, here."


Best of Jack Reacher
We've secretly replaced his regular China White with generic heroin. Let's see if he notices.

Best of Double the U
We secretly replace these restaurant patrons goat cheese with cheese made from pigs milk, lets watch their reaction.

Best of jeff
"That guy behind me pissed in it, didn't he?"

Best of Van Helsing
"Why are there moustache hairs in the goat's milk?"

Best of Submariner
What do you mean by "It's Kosher?"

Best of Submariner
"Run out of Dunkin Stix!" MAy the fleas of a thousand camels infest your scrotal area.

Best of prince of leaves
"Insha'allah Whip: perfect for every desert dessert."

Best of Submariner
"You look like you just gave a blowjob." Very frickin' funny, Khalil. Cut his head off Ahmed.

Hat Tip: Brender
Source: Roto-Reuters/Stephanie McGehee

19 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"Hey! The last guy to take a drink sneezed into this!"

Jack Reacher said...

We've secretly replaced his regular China White with generic heroin. Let's see if he notices.

jeff said...

"What are you laughing at, you son of a goat!"

Tevye the dairyman from Fiddler on the Roof:Palestinian Edition.

Double the U said...

We secretly replace these restaurant patrons goat cheese with cheese made from pigs milk, lets watch their reaction.

jeff said...

"That guy behind me pissed in it, didn't he?"

Van Helsing said...

"Why are there moustache hairs in the goat's milk?"

Anonymous said...

Got milk?

Submariner said...

"...from my daughter!?! Honor kill her."

Rodney Dill said...

"Shhh, don't laugh wait until he tries the binoculars."

Double the U said...

Every time Abdual laughs, goat's milk will squirt out of his nose.

Double the U said...

A bowl of red,
a bowl of white
It all depends on your appetite,
I'll meet you any time you want
In our Italian Restaurant.

affablerants said...

"What kind of a question is that?
Of course I like powdered goats milk you dog! WHALID! Cut this infidels throat!"

affablerants said...

"You know my friend, if you look at me like that again, I can arrange for you to meat Nick Berg.
DIE YOU CHRISTIAN DOG !!!"

Submariner said...

What do you mean by "It's Kosher?"

Submariner said...

Da-amn; Cindy Sheehan's really cleaned up her act!

Submariner said...

"Run out of Dunkin Stix!" MAy the fleas of a thousand camels infest your scrotal area.

affablerants said...

"Yeah, I want you to HOLD the coffee. I want you to hold it between your frickin knees! KAHLIL! Cut this infidel waitress bitches head off for me, would you ?"

prince of leaves said...

"Insha'allah Whip: perfect for every desert dessert."

Submariner said...

"You look like you just gave a blowjob." Very frickin' funny, Khalil. Cut his head off Ahmed.