Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Definitely Not Thursday



1. Your uterus, your business, and the world thanks you for keeping it that way.

2. Pat was wondering when Chris and Terry would be joining the protest.

3. Normally, I'd say "Tits for Peace" was a pretty good swap, but in this case... not so much.

4. Double the U was confused, "But I generally support the war?"

5. Janet Jackson licensed her trademark to the Surrender Movement.


Hat Tip: Headmistress Sondra

43 comments:

Jeff said...

(Semi-ORA) Splat-U's for peace?

Quick - point out the real boobs in this photo.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks. Just some typical DNC "heroes" running for cover. Please to be movin' along...

curly said...

Subconsciously a Bush fan, Pat didn’t realize that her sign read “W’s for peace”.

curly said...

Realizing that “Fat, ugly lesbian commie idiot for peace” would not fit, Pat opted for abbreviated signage.

Even her emoticons are ugly.

Pat was amazed: no one had ever paid attention to her boobs before.

The Man said...

boob's for peace...that about sums it up.

The Man said...

So her nipples hang low and look like asterisks. That's hot.

Double the U said...

DoubleU's personal ad said he was looking for "A piece and a little quite", he was saddened by the women that responded.

Silhouette said...

People who can't distinguish between a plural and a possessive should not decide foreign policy.

Boob is for peace?

Achilles said...

When she learned she'd been fired from the Edwards campaign, Amanda Marcotte switched this to a 'Will Blog for Food' sign.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Boobs for peace, sunny side up.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Hope she's not an English teacher. Not only did she misspell U.S., but she's also missing her period!!!

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Anonymous said...

All we are saying, is give boobs a chance.

Jack Reacher said...

After trying to buy a cherry sundae from her, a confused Michael Moore was heard to say "I thought she was a vendor! What the hell was the sign about!"

Jack Reacher said...

Later, Simon Cowell told her "I just don't think you're Idol material, Dear."

Rodney Dill said...

Tit Men are replaced by Youse Guys.

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for 'lopsided.'

sonicfrog said...

Hey Lady! We don't give a rat's ass what you think!!!

Signed: Dicks For War.

GRR said...

"Fat, ugly, and stupid is no way to go through life son... or daughter ... or... whatever."

Submariner said...

Thank gawd that the message was put on cardboard and not flesh!

Anonymous said...

For those boobs? It makes war look like a good option.

Anonymous said...

Jordan looked around plaintively for her comrades with signs saying "CCs for Peace," "NNs for Peace," and "TTs for Peace."

Van Helsing said...

This offer explains Shrillary's promise to surrender immediately if she's elected.

Frank IBC said...

Eggplants For Peace?

attmay said...

Half-woman, half-fish creatures for peace.

attmay said...

From the look on her face I take it she couldn't find the little Dutch boy.

Anonymous said...

Considering the location of those "stars" it looks more like really, really baggy boobs for peace.

(Did she draw those boobs from what she saw in the mirror?)

Anonymous said...

So the poor she-male draws a saggy boob with a semi-phallic shape and you make fun of her. Nice. Read her story. Educate yourself about gender identity disorder. Morons.

Rodney Dill said...

(|) 's for Annihilation


As in you can kiss my (|)

Submariner said...

I just don't get it - how can you barter un-pitted olives for peace? (or are you tryin' to say something else, fella?)

Submariner said...

Havin a THB holdin' a sign that said "Boobs for Piece" woulda made much more sense - I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

It appears Michael Moore left this guy/gal holding his card...

Adjustah said...

Please lady, don't show us your 'green piece' neither...

Adjustah said...

The other girls played many practical jokes on the Swiss exchange student, Oo-ooh.

Jason said...

Two U's for peace? I don't get it...

Jason said...

If I looked like you, I'd be begging for a piece too. Ohh, peace

Adjustah said...

"I thought you said we were getting Queen Latifah, not Eileen'll Queef ya'!"

Anonymous said...

The Boobs for Peace organizers never forgave PETA for booking all the hot chicks the day of their protest.

Amy said...

On-lookers later complained that the protesters had caused soreness of the optic nerve.

Anonymous said...

Ma'am, a key part of our peace agreement will be that you'll keep your disgusting, sagging boobs (and all depictions thereof) out of sight.

Later, protest organizers came up with a better idea: peace now, or you'll see those for real.

divine miss m said...

Mean Ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.

attmay said...

Another dissatisfied customer at Gary's shoe store of Chicago, Illinois.