1. Whoopi was thrilled when the Pistons went all the way.
2. No matter how many times saw it, Whoopi was always astonished when Hillary whipped it out.
3. Nice. Making fun of a woman who saw Hillary's genitals as a little girl and was scarred for life. Learn her story. Educate yourselfs, morons.
4. Every sixteen seconds in America, another African-American suddenly realizes that OJ really did do it.
5. ORA "Ha! In your face, Jean-Paul Sartre."
Best of Rodney Dill
Cynthia McKinney suddenly realizes she has misplaced her identification again.
Best of Van Helsing
"…that turnstile striking my groin is giving me feelings I've never felt before…"
Best of Jonathan
"Calm down, Sharmell. I said that was 'OBAMA', not 'OSAMA', getting on our flight!"
Best of Submariner
What the heck is an Avalon Manor? Ohmuhgawd!!!
Best of Jack Reacher
And remember, Tuesday is Zombie Day on the E Train.
Best of WALSTIB
Dawn? Out shoplifting again today?
Best of Frank IBC
The bag contains several jars of Hyena Butter.
Best of Double the U
Hollywood still fresh out of ideas makes yet another remake of The Fly this time starting Whoopie Goldberg.
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Hat Tip: Franco d'IBC
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Cynthia McKinney suddenly realizes she has misplaced her identification again.
A Pelosi aid runs with an emergency shopping bag of Botox
Who Do VooDoo???? You Do Girl!!!
♫ I've been caught stealing; once when I was five...
I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something man, I don't want to pay for it
Now I walk right through the door
Now I walk right through the door
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine
Mine all mine! ♫
"…that turnstile striking my groin is giving me feelings I've never felt before…"
If this doesn't scream for a reference to "Crazy Candy", I don't know what does.
"Calm down, Sharmell. I said that was 'OBAMA', not 'OSAMA', getting on our flight!"
"Holy shizit! Ted Kennedy don't look NEARLY that big on TV!"
"Man, you ain't gonna believe what I just saw on the subway..."
Uh-oh, I think Ben Vereen just went off his meds again.
What the heck is an Avalon Manor? Ohmuhgawd!!!
Smelly pirate hooker on her way to work before costume change...
And remember, Tuesday is Zombie Day on the E Train.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
ORA? (but hey, I know some of ya's will get this ;-)
"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu phtagn! Bow, Deep Ones, to the great god Dagon."
Cynthia McKinney on her way to a 'Tyra Banks' extreme makeover.
Dawn? Out shoplifting again today?
Dawn says; "Look, all you Cap This! a$$holes keep harrassing me about 'shoplifting at Old Navy' so I upgraded my tastes..."
The bag contains several jars of Hyena Butter.
Hollywood still fresh out of ideas makes yet another remake of The Fly this time starting Whoopie Goldberg.
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