Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Dawn Bait


1. Whoopi was thrilled when the Pistons went all the way.

2. No matter how many times saw it, Whoopi was always astonished when Hillary whipped it out.

3. Nice. Making fun of a woman who saw Hillary's genitals as a little girl and was scarred for life. Learn her story. Educate yourselfs, morons.

4. Every sixteen seconds in America, another African-American suddenly realizes that OJ really did do it.

5. ORA "Ha! In your face, Jean-Paul Sartre."

Best of Rodney Dill
Cynthia McKinney suddenly realizes she has misplaced her identification again.

Best of Van Helsing
"…that turnstile striking my groin is giving me feelings I've never felt before…"

Best of Jonathan
"Calm down, Sharmell. I said that was 'OBAMA', not 'OSAMA', getting on our flight!"

Best of Submariner
What the heck is an Avalon Manor? Ohmuhgawd!!!

Best of Jack Reacher
And remember, Tuesday is Zombie Day on the E Train.

Best of WALSTIB
Dawn? Out shoplifting again today?

Best of Frank IBC
The bag contains several jars of Hyena Butter.

Best of Double the U
Hollywood still fresh out of ideas makes yet another remake of The Fly this time starting Whoopie Goldberg.

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Hat Tip: Franco d'IBC

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Cynthia McKinney suddenly realizes she has misplaced her identification again.

Grr said...

A Pelosi aid runs with an emergency shopping bag of Botox

sonicfrog said...

Who Do VooDoo???? You Do Girl!!!

sonicfrog said...

♫ I've been caught stealing; once when I was five...
I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something man, I don't want to pay for it
Now I walk right through the door
Now I walk right through the door
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine
Mine all mine! ♫

Van Helsing said...

"…that turnstile striking my groin is giving me feelings I've never felt before…"

Jonathan said...

If this doesn't scream for a reference to "Crazy Candy", I don't know what does.

Jonathan said...

"Calm down, Sharmell. I said that was 'OBAMA', not 'OSAMA', getting on our flight!"

Jonathan said...

"Holy shizit! Ted Kennedy don't look NEARLY that big on TV!"

jeff said...

"Man, you ain't gonna believe what I just saw on the subway..."

attmay said...

Uh-oh, I think Ben Vereen just went off his meds again.

Submariner said...

What the heck is an Avalon Manor? Ohmuhgawd!!!

Submariner said...

Smelly pirate hooker on her way to work before costume change...

Jack Reacher said...

And remember, Tuesday is Zombie Day on the E Train.

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

sixdegreesof[geekness] ;-) said...

ORA? (but hey, I know some of ya's will get this ;-)

"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu phtagn! Bow, Deep Ones, to the great god Dagon."

Cricket said...

Cynthia McKinney on her way to a 'Tyra Banks' extreme makeover.

WALSTIB said...

Dawn? Out shoplifting again today?

Submariner said...

Dawn says; "Look, all you Cap This! a$$holes keep harrassing me about 'shoplifting at Old Navy' so I upgraded my tastes..."

Frank IBC said...

The bag contains several jars of Hyena Butter.

Double the U said...

Hollywood still fresh out of ideas makes yet another remake of The Fly this time starting Whoopie Goldberg.