Wednesday, February 21, 2007
1. Whoopi was thrilled when the Pistons went all the way.
2. No matter how many times saw it, Whoopi was always astonished when Hillary whipped it out.
3. Nice. Making fun of a woman who saw Hillary's genitals as a little girl and was scarred for life. Learn her story. Educate yourselfs, morons.
4. Every sixteen seconds in America, another African-American suddenly realizes that OJ really did do it.
5. ORA "Ha! In your face, Jean-Paul Sartre."
Best of Rodney Dill
Cynthia McKinney suddenly realizes she has misplaced her identification again.
Best of Van Helsing
"…that turnstile striking my groin is giving me feelings I've never felt before…"
Best of Jonathan
"Calm down, Sharmell. I said that was 'OBAMA', not 'OSAMA', getting on our flight!"
Best of Submariner
What the heck is an Avalon Manor? Ohmuhgawd!!!
Best of Jack Reacher
And remember, Tuesday is Zombie Day on the E Train.
Best of WALSTIB
Dawn? Out shoplifting again today?
Best of Frank IBC
The bag contains several jars of Hyena Butter.
Best of Double the U
Hollywood still fresh out of ideas makes yet another remake of The Fly this time starting Whoopie Goldberg.
Hat Tip: Franco d'IBC