Tuesday, February 06, 2007

By Strange Coincidence, The Photographer's Name Is Gray Lick


1. Rosie and Hillary's "dates" warm-up for their sleepover.

2. "So, what did you girls learn on your field trip to the Clinton Presidential library?"

3. "OK, open the firehose and give 'em a drink!"

4. "I warned you girls not to watch that stupid Ring video."

5. Desperate for any form of protein, the vegan chick's little girls sucked in every bug that came their way.

6. Gene Simmons had such a paternity suit coming.

7. "We're getting closer, I can hear the coven chanting. Soon, our pure blood will call our Dark Master."

8. "Hey, girlsh, mommiesh kinda shlammed right now, would eitherofyou mind drivin'?"

9. "Still trying to taste rainbows, huh? Well, from now on, don't lick the little Mickey Mouse stickers in mommy's purse, okay?"

10. Suddenly, mother pulled the girls apart. "Stop doing that! I said you were two little tykes!"

Best of Divine Miss M
"If I told you once, I told you 'tards a hundred times: Close your mouth, breathe through your nose, put the helmets back on, and stop licking the windows."

Best of Rodney Dill
Toldya yud stay like that if I slapped ya on the back

Best of Double the U
Their eyes were shut, their tongues were hanging out, they were drooling and they needed to be led around by the hand, "These will be perfect voters for the democrat party" thought the recruiter.

Best of attmay
Sorry, girls, but Michael J. Fox needs those stem cells more than you do.

Best of Van Helsing
It could easily rain. Why is there no government agency charged with making sure they shut their mouths before they drown?

Best of Jack Reacher
"If we're good girls, eventually we'll be colorized."

Best of prince of leaves
An hour after Hillary's town-hall meeting, the girls still had the dry-heaves.

Best of prince of leaves
"Wow, lady, are you really an astronaut?"

Best of Submariner
OK, girls - I think you've practiced enough; your tongue piercings should go really smooth...

Best of Submariner
Your "imaginary lady teacher" is beginning to wierd me out girls...

Best of prince of leaves
"Yes, I know you're hungry, but you'll both just have to wait until Mommy's ready to regurgitate for you."


Source: John Greilick, Detroit News Photoblog

20 comments:

divine miss m said...

"If I told you once, I told you 'tards a hundred times: Close your mouth, breathe through your nose, put the helmets back on, and stop licking the windows."

Jeff said...

Long haired boys prepare for a visit to Uncle Andrew's house.

Rodney Dill said...

Toldya yud stay like that if I slapped ya on the back

Grr said...

"Today, in sex-ed, we learned what face to make when you're donkey punched."

Double the U said...

Their eyes were shut, their tongues were hanging out, they were drooling and they needed to be led around by the hand, "These will be perfect voters for the democrat party" thought the recruiter.

Submariner said...

Howard Dean worried - "What if their eyes open before 2008?"

attmay said...

Sorry, girls, but Michael J. Fox needs those stem cells more than you do.

Van Helsing said...

It could easily rain. Why is there no government agency charged with making sure they shut their mouths before they drown?

Jack Reacher said...

"If we're good girls, eventually we'll be colorized."

"Senator Biden said we were clean, attractive, and articulate. So we made this face, and he said 'Yeah, Obama gave me that sh** too.'"

prince of leaves said...

An hour after Hillary's town-hall meeting, the girls still had the dry-heaves.

prince of leaves said...

"Wow, lady, are you really an astronaut?"

prince of leaves said...

"And this is why when mommy is getting her teeth cleaned, we stay in the waiting room and read quietly instead of sneaking into the anaesthetic cabinet and chewing on phials of novocaine."

prince of leaves said...

"It's no use, mommy -- global warming's melted all the snowflakes. Damn you, George Bush!"

Submariner said...

Obviously this is just a heart warming shot of downtown French Lick, Indiana. Y'all should be ashamed...

Submariner said...

OK, girls; one more time - How do we greet Ms Degenerate?

Submariner said...

OK, girls - I think you've practiced enough; your tongue piercings should go really smooth...

Submariner said...

Your "imaginary lady teacher" is beginning to wierd me out girls...

Submariner said...

ohmagawd, Misti - look up the dress of that lady above us!

>Yak!< >Ralph!<

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

What happens when little rotters ignore warnings that their faces will freeze.

prince of leaves said...

"Yes, I know you're hungry, but you'll both just have to wait until Mommy's ready to regurgitate for you."