Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Biggest Boob You'll See on a Day That Ain't Thursday

1. "We got to take off our 'respectacles' today. Nobody respects you, Mr. Kucinich."

2. Kucinich regales students with a recreation of one of his many sobriety tests.

3. "And the reason Cleveland went bankrupt when I was mayor was because I raised spending all the way up to here."

4. "So, as you see, my 'wings' only stretch about four feet. Now, the hole allegedly made in the Pentagon on 9-11 would have to be 11 feet. Think about it!"

5. Secret Karl "My Kid Is Too Good For Manual Labor" Rove plant Sheila uses her white hat and poofy hair to create a subliminal message about Kucinich.

6. "Yeah, kids! Lick the little pictures of Mickey Mouse and you can fly like Uncle Dennis!"

7. "Now, my arms are a little short, but this should give you some idea of why Hillary has to walk sideways through double doors."

8. "Well, Billy, come back to the campaign bus and I'll tell you why I'm a 60 year old lifelong bachelor. Wear something tight."

9."Roooowwwrrrrrr! Look kids! I'm Nancy Pelosi's personal luxury 757, flying back to Cali with Nancy and a load of trial lawyers and Star-Kist executives. Rooooowwwwwrrrr!"

10. Billy wondered if all politicians were this baked 24-7, or just Democrats.

Best of Van Helsing
Standing on a chair, Kooksinitch is almost as tall as a grownup.

Best of Submariner
Whoa! Energetic little tyke, isn't he - did you give him Puppy Uppers®? Somebody please take him off my leg...

Best of Rodney Dill
A 3 and 1/2 flip with a twist around reality in the pike position and he sticks the landing.

Best of curly
Dennis Kucinich demostrates the family-friendly definition of "light in the loafers".

Best of curly
Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich lets loose and loses votes, tonight’s on ‘Farts of the Rich and Famous’.

Best of Curly
“While others offer plans that might best be summed up as ‘cut and run’, I call my Iraq strategy ‘cut and sashay’.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No we will not refer to you as 'Major Tom.'"

Best of Double the U
Dennis Kucinich demonstrated to followers how he became the father of Anna Nichol Smith's baby.

Best of attmay
Mr. Rourke/Tattoo 2008


Hat Tip: Headmistress SondraK

25 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Standing on a chair, Kooksinitch is almost as tall as a grownup.

Jonathan said...

Kucinich didn't understand why no one was taking him up on his "Goddess of Peace Hug" offer.

Submariner said...

"...and I want all you little shi-ites to go home and talk you parents into voting for Uncle Dennis."

Submariner said...

♪ ...here is my spout, and here is my spout.♪
Yes, Billy, THAT is my OTHER spout!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Whoa! Energetic little tyke, isn't he - did you give him Puppy Uppers®? Somebody please take him off my leg...

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve fly.

Occasional Reader said...

"Oh, Jimmy Carter only THINKS he knows how to do 'jazz hands'... everyone stand back and watch me go to work!"

Double the U said...

Rep. Dennis Kucinich, doing the job most politicians wont do.

Rodney Dill said...

A 3 and 1/2 flip with a twist around reality in the pike position and he sticks the landing.

curly said...

Dennis Kucinich demostrates the family-friendly definition of "light in the loafers".

curly said...

"Corruption and greed are the byproducts of the homophobic Bushhitler regime, but pixie dust will be the byproduct of a Kucinich administration."

curly said...

Dennis Kucinich wishes he were a fly on the wall at a wi-fi hotspot truckstop.

"No ma'am, I didn't ask young Billy to open my fly. I asked him to be 'open and fly', like this!"

Submariner said...

"...and THAT'S how I taught Peter Pan and the lost boys to use their finger tips for flight control!"

Submariner said...

See children? Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

curly said...

"Unlike the evil spy planes of the imperialistic Bushhitler hegemony, notice how my proposed human powered intelligence gathering flights emit zero ozone depleting chlorofluorocarbons.”

wf: isrudkl...Is road kill.

curly said...

As Richard Prior once said: ORA: Exercize this m***** f***** to Cleveland somewhere.

Double the U said...

The rest of you are losers that is EXACTLY what I was looking for in a President.

curly said...

Dennis Kucinich stars in the DailyKos remake of ‘Singing in the Rain’, aptly renamed ‘Singing in the oppressive, homophobic, racist, corrupt war mongering imperialist Bush Reign’.

Jack Reacher said...

"You must be this tall to vote. Um, Cindy, why don't you stand on a chair and try it?"

Woman in white jacket: "I am so going to jerk this chair out from under him if he uses the word 'empowerment' one more time."

curly said...

Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich lets loose and loses votes, tonight’s on ‘Farts of the Rich and Famous’.

“While others offer plans that might best be summed up as ‘cut and run’, I call my Iraq strategy ‘cut and sashay’.

Rodney Dill said...

"No we will not refer to you as 'Major Tom.'"

Submariner said...

FABulous!

Submariner said...

Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a trained professional at standing on the fence...

Double the U said...

Dennis Kucinich demonstrated to followers how he became the father of Anna Nichol Smith's baby.

attmay said...

Mr. Rourke/Tattoo 2008