Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Bend Him Like Beckham


1. "Sorry, mate, but ever since Friday's pic, Harry Potter movies just get me hot."

2. "Soccer? A sport for sissies? Oooh, when I get done here, you are going to get such a bitch-slap, Tim Hardaway."

3. "George Takei throws the bestest housewarming parties!"

4. "You just know those Cap This weirdoes I going to imply that I'm buggering you, instead of applying a life-saving Heimlich maneuver to bring up all the semen you ingested in the team locker room."

5. "Hi Posh! I was just demonstrating what a Californian means when he says 'Trust me.' "

Best of Rodney Dill
GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and Number 46 Enters the Game."

Best of GOP & College
What's Beckham doing to that player? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Best of Submariner
That's something you don't see every day; a multi-millionaire with the courtesy to give a reach-around...

Best of Submariner
It isn't what it looks like, Posh - I'm just helping Harris search for his Vodaphone...

Best of Double the U
Wooops, sorry mate just looking for my lost contact, if you want me to stop over at your place later and look for it again let me know.... cheers!



Hat Tip: Miss M, Divine, The
Source: TMZ

18 comments:

jeff said...

"Did you hear? Sully wants soccer to replace baseball as the American sport..."

Rodney Dill said...

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!

(somebody had to say it)

attmay said...

Let's show those Yank bitches which sport is REALLY gay!

Rodney Dill said...

"...and Number 46 Enters the Game."

GOP & College said...

1) What's Beckham doing to that player? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

2) I can tell if Beckham were a baseball player, he'd be a pitcher.

Submariner said...

That's something you don't see every day; a multi-millionaire with the courtesy to give a reach-around...

Submariner said...

When I let go, watch what happens to those three Angolans!

Submariner said...

It isn't what it looks like, Posh - I'm just helping Harris search for his Vodaphone...

prince of leaves said...

They are both number 23 -- coincidence, or...synchronicity?!?!?!

prince of leaves said...

"No, really...Tom told me this is a perfectly normal recruitment technique. Next comes the auditing!"

Kevin Walker said...

"He scores! He shoots!"

Cybrludite said...

More proof (as if it were needed) that Metric Football is gay...

Double the U said...

Wooops, sorry mate just looking for my lost contact, if you want me to stop over at your place later and look for it again let me know.... cheers!

WALSTIB said...

"On your marks...get ready...get set...COME!"

Adjustah said...

"Oh, Posh! Oh, Posh! Oh, er...uh, dude, sorry..."

Cybrludite said...

"Totally Ghey Wednesdays" never became a popular at "Cap This" as "Hot Babe Thursdays" for some reason.

Submariner said...

If #23 pees, will he know if he's cumming or going? Does it really matter which one I meant?

Kevin Walker said...

"I'll take 'Andrew Sullivan's Dreams' for $500, Alex."