Tuesday, February 27, 2007

B4B/Cap This Crossover


1. “Sorry Tom, but if you wanna be a blood, you gotta bust a cap in crip's ass. No exceptions.”
2. "Now, now, consider the advantages to living in a house built directly on the sun."
3. Tim Hardaway's agent braces for his beating after telling him that his "Dancing with the Stars" partner will be Lance Bass.
4. “No, Tom, I do not know where you can score some crack.”
5. "Go ahead and stare. I can play pocket-pool all the livelong day."
6. "Whazzou talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
7. "So, is your cousin 'Crab-Man' still in the witness protection program?”
8. “Hide ‘em all you want Tom, but one day, when you least expect it, I *will* pull your finger.”
9. “What did you just say about my ‘smooth, chocolatey head?’”
10. "All right! I admit it! I was out all night pimping with Wayne Brady."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Do you realize that if your neck and mine were averaged, we could build one dude with a normal-size neck?

Best of Submariner
ORA: It's all so pointless, Gayle. I mean, I know perfectly well what's wrong with me. Gayle, I think I'm pregnant.

Best of prince of leaves
"Look, Steve, for the last time, I don't 'do the down low'...at least, not with nebbishy white guys..."

Best of Cbrludite
C. Ray Nagin (D) explanes his vision of a "Chocolate City" to a white New Orleanian voter.

Best of Silhouette
"I can't believe you wore the same gray suit. Now people will be mixing us up all day. Geez."

Best of Submariner
...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...

Best of Double the U
Be cool Vincent, The Wolf has the situation all under control.

Hat tip: B4B

16 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"So you're sure you don't know anything about the stack of Chix With Dix magazine we found in the boiler-room?"

The Man said...

Sir, Andrew Sullivan called. He wanted information on becoming a House Page.

I hear Barney Frank has some openings he would like filled.

Jack Reacher said...

"Do you realize that if your neck and mine were averaged, we could build one dude with a normal-size neck?

Submariner said...

Look, sorry you took offense at my comment and all, but that defensive body language is beginning to p!ss me off...

Submariner said...

I heard Ellen and Portia are in town, Tim. Feel like heading down to Olive Garden to "Wang Chung" a couple of lezzies?

Submariner said...

Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?

Submariner said...

ORA:

It's all so pointless, Gayle. I mean, I know perfectly well what's wrong with me. Gayle, I think I'm pregnant.

Submariner said...

"Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life."

"Yeah, but I look good."

Double the U said...

It's because I am white isn't it?

prince of leaves said...

"Look, Steve, for the last time, I don't 'do the down low'...at least, not with nebbishy white guys..."

prince of leaves said...

I don't watch "24" -- someone please tell me the guy on the left is just about to give a great big bitch-slap to the sniveling wuss on the right.

Cybrludite said...

C. Ray Nagin (D) explanes his vision of a "Chocolate City" to a white New Orleanian voter.

Silhouette said...

"I can't believe you wore the same gray suit. Now people will be mixing us up all day. Geez."

Submariner said...

Scene from the dailies for "Twins" before the cast change to DeVito and Schwarzenegger...

Submariner said...

...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...

Double the U said...

Be cool Vincent, The Wolf has the situation all under control.