Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Arrrgh! My Eyes!
1. "I don't know if Pelosi is a bottomless pit, but once, I was able to get my entire head inside."
2. "May I stick my finger in you?"
3. "Well, it is 28,000 Square feet, so you should be honored that John Edwards named his mansion 'Rosie O'Donnell's Ass.'"
4. "Man, Rosie, you really looked pissed after the SOTU in New Orleans the other week!"
5. The combined gravitational pull of their egos caused the ceiling to warp around them.
6. "Don't be offended, Rosie. I'm sure Senator Biden meant that *most* lesbians are clean and articulate."
7. "Have you seen my purse? It's the one with the entire bucket of KFC inside it."
8. Rosie would come to regret McCain's offer of "one wafer-thin mint."
9. Rosie: "And after President Carter explained it to me, I realized that Jews really are filthy sons of pigs and monkeys."
10. "Yeah, whatever, outta the way, Moby Dyke, you're blocking the buffet table."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh, John, you seen Dick Cheney's daughter around here anywhere?"
Best of Submariner
Pardon ME Man I love that Senate Cafeteria bean soup...
Best of Rodney Dill
McCain: "Didja hear the one about two lesbians lost in the woods?"
Best of prince of leaves
"I was too young for that sort of thing when Vietnam was going on, John...would you mind if I spit on you, for nostalgia's sake?"
Best of Double the U
Rosie, I gotta tell you, I thought that "ching-chong ching-chong" stuff was priceless, priceless.
Best of Michigan-Matt
"Wait, wait... give me a second... it'll come to me. You're not Rudy; I love him. You're not Mitt; I hate him. You're not Bush; I hate him too. Let's see... military men all over the place... is that a clue? OK, I give up damn it, what's your name?"
Best of Silhouette
RINO meets WINO (Woman-In-Name-Only)
Best of Jack Reacher
You have unusually large knuckles. Just out of curiosity, Rosie, which rest room are you planning on using?
Best of curly
“Rosie, say this real fast five times: The TRiUMPhant TRUMPet player TRUMPed the TRUMPed up colosTRUM Pump.”
Best of attmay
The senator's hand is going to smell like catfish for a week.
HT: The Ugly American