Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Another Day at Taco Bell

1. "Hey guys, on the way back to NIMH, let's stop off and get some chalupas"

2. Pelosi, Reed, and Murtha Try to round up support for their next "Knife the Troops" Resolution.

3. "Oh no! Templeton just became an order of Extra Crispy!"

4. "Hide! Richard Gere just spotted us. And he has 'that look' in his eye."

5. And then Hillary unhinged her jaw and ate the tasty rodents one by one.

Best of jeff
Hey Ratbert, welcome back to the hood, man! How's the Dilbert gig workin' for you?

Best of jeff
"What's your problem? We washed in the urine puddle out back!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Run! Here comes the farmer's wife with that damned knife!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, what's the story, we're allowed to stir every night except Christmas Eve?"

Best of Double the U
BOB?? BOB!! Have any of you seen Bob? Last time I saw him he was eating some batter.

Best of Submariner
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing as every night, Pinky. Try to take over the... oh, sorry Sen Clinton. What do you want to do, tonight?"
"Same thing as every night, Brain. Try to take over the world!"

Best of Van Helsing
Fast food doesn't come any fresher than Taco Bell's new Rata Enchilada.

Best of Double the U
Ya know, once they got rid of the cockroaches, this place isn't too bad.

Best of prince of leaves
Willard's job at the fast-food joint didn't last one night.

Best of prince of leaves
A scene from one of Britney's recurring detox nightmares.

Best of Cybrludite
American fast food joint, or an operating roon in a Cuban hospital?

AP Photo/Rafael Garcia Jr. via APTN

20 comments:

jeff said...

Hey Ratbert, welcome back to the hood, man! How's the Dilbert gig workin' for you?

jeff said...

"Cheese it! It's the TV news cameras!"

"Hey man, have you seen a chihuahua around here?"

"Taco Bell did okay with that little rat-dog, why not real rats?"

"What's your problem? We washed in the urine puddle out back!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Glue traps? Glue traps? Yeah, real funny. Almost as funny as what I did on the lettuce in the fridge."

"Run! Here comes the farmer's wife with that damned knife!"

"So, what's the story, we're allowed to stir every night except Christmas Eve?"

Rodents, in search of edible food, discover McDonald's to be a barren wasteland, nourishment-wise.

Rodney Dill said...

The DemocRAT Party National Headquarters.

Double the U said...

BOB?? BOB!! Have any of you seen Bob? Last time I saw him he was eating some batter.

Submariner said...

Day Trader fast food; circa Feb 28, 2007.

Submariner said...

I'll buy the chunky one as Murtha and the old one as Reid, but the small one as Pelosi? don't think so - FAR too much expression in that non-botoxed face...

Submariner said...

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing as every night, Pinky. Try to take over the... oh, sorry Sen Clinton. What do you want to do, tonight?"
"Same thing as every night, Brain. Try to take over the world!"

Double the U said...

This food isn't fit for rats, let the humans eat it.

Van Helsing said...

Fast food doesn't come any fresher than Taco Bell's new Rata Enchilada.

Double the U said...

Oh dear God, Soylent Green is RATS!

Double the U said...

Ya know, once they got rid of the cockroaches, this place isn't too bad.

prince of leaves said...

Musical ORA:
"You'll love Rats on a Budget!
Have one with everything on it!"

prince of leaves said...

Willard's job at the fast-food joint didn't last one night.

prince of leaves said...

A scene from one of Britney's recurring detox nightmares.

Cybrludite said...

American fast food joint, or an operating roon in a Cuban hospital?

Anonymous said...

The members of RATT have fallen on hard times and are now working at Taco Bell. Things were never the same after the Grunge explosion of the early 1990s.

racerboy said...

DNC members react quickly as a careless reporter bumps a light switch, bringing the house lights fully on...

Occasional Reader said...

On the plus side, the rats have really taken customers' attention away from the silverfish problem.

(Gold star to V the K for the "Mrs. Frisby" reference)

sonicfrog said...

George, I just gotta ask: How do humans eat this crap!.