Thursday, January 11, 2007

Who Says I Don't Have Charisma


1. "Um, it's called a phone. You talk into it."

2. "Dang, that John with the phone booth fetish was faster than a speeding bullet."

3. "OK, Senator Kennedy. I'm a dirty, dirty whore who can't hold her Seagrams. Open wide."

4. "Well, screw you 911. Being out of tampons damn well is an emergency in my book."

5. "Hello, is Prince Albert running in your refrigerator... no, that's not it. Damn."

Best of Straight8
Her underwear doesn't match? What are you, some kind of faggot?

Best of Silhouette
Early 70s telecommunications expert Dr. Wentlow at the exact moment she first had the idea of a cordless phone.

Best of jeff
"A telephone booth with a dumpster in the background - I knew I shouldn't have gone with SOTG's Discount Glamour Photography."

Best of SixDegreesofBlondness
Uhm... does this thing vibrate?

9 comments:

Straight8 said...

Her underwear doesn't match? What on earth are you talking about?

Silhouette said...

Early 70s telecommunications expert Dr. Wentlow at the exact moment she first had the idea of a cordless phone.

Silhouette said...

...then a bus full of college men drove by and the fad of phone booth stuffing was born. - Little know facts of 1959

jeff said...

"A telephone booth with a dumpster in the background - I knew I shouldn't have gone with SOTG's Discount Glamour Photography."

Capt. Queeg said...

After Charisma's phone sex audition, 1-800-BIG-T!!TS was forced to insitute a minimum intelligence requirement.

jeff said...

"Kinda skinny - but still thicker than Andrew Sullivan."

Adjustah said...

Mr. Kent? Mr. Kent? What are you looking at? Do you need to use the phone booth?

Anonymous said...

How did people used to carry these cell phones around?

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

Uhm... does this thing vibrate?

[Damn. Would've worked so much better if she were blonde.]