Thursday, February 01, 2007

This Picture Doubles as a Diet Aid


1. If that *is* Sully, it means there's two flaming heaps of garbage in this pic.

2. Sooner or later, Lester's cross-dressing fetish and his pyromania were bound to come to loggerheads.

3. "In Provincetown, today, a Gay Pride Parade turned violent when Barney Frank and Andrew Sullivan showed up wearing the same outfit."

4. Lester admitted to starting 11 fires in the Boston area, mainly so he could discuss his shoes at the press conference after his arrest.

5. As soon as he gets off the schoolbus, Lester runs home to post his thoughts on the non-binding senate resolution to DailyKos.

6. Note: No matter what this guy's story is, you are not a moron for making fun of him, and you do not need to educate yourself.

7. In a scene that was cut from Escape from New York, Snake Plissken took a walk on the wild side.

8. Lester couldn't believe he was thrown out of Andrew Sullivan's SuperBowl party for over-dressing.

9. John Travolta is Dorothy in Ang Lee's The Wizard of Brokeback Mountain.

10. "Barney likes young boys in leopard print underoos, Sully's rough trade gives me a concussion, and Pelosi will go for anything in red pumps. It's hard out here for DC's highest paid rent-boy."

Best of Double the U
There she goes just-a-walking down the street singing "Bush is the cause of all the evil in the world"

Best of divine miss m
Speedo: making us all wish we were blind, since 1928.

Best of Liberalist
Stop picking on him because he is different, you need to learn tolerance. Let's talk about this while will slash the tires on some Conservative's car.

Best of curly
This week on ‘Queer Pyro for the Straight Guy-o’, the Fag 5 get Ted fashionably flamin’ for the Hell Night festivities in Detroit.

Best of curly
The world's top climate scienticians said on Friday global warming was caused by man and have identified this man -- Ted Wilson of Lima, Ohio -- as the culprit.

Best of Silhouette
"Day 138. STILL no washing machine repair man. Supplies running really, really, really low."

Best of Jason
How nature says, "Do Not Touch"

Best of dusty
Just five more minutes before the solemn changing of the guard ceremony at Avalon Manor

Best of Jack Reacher
After the recent troubles, the Duke lacrosse team was unable to contract for the services of any A-list stripping agencies.

Best of Rodney Dill
Dick Cheney: "On casual friday I'll damn well wear what I please."

Best of Submariner
Whoa, Super Dave Osborne has really let himself go!

Best of Submariner
Upset that two new books took the opposite view, al'Gore sets about personally ensuring that global warming is attributable to man-made causes.

Best of Jonathan
I don't give a sh#t WHAT this guy says he is, do NOT give him any "Crazy Candy"!

Best of Jonathan
Richard Hatch is getting used to his new prison surroundings.

Best of curly
Groundhogs Day 2007 results, per Daily KOS: “Our lead moonbat saw his shadow, indicating six more decades of global warning, 23 more months of the oppressive Bushhitler regime, two more decades of homophobia by the racist religious right, and six more weeks until John Kerry says something else stupid.”

Best of Anonymous
Lester follows through on his angry vow to "educate those morons about the transgender community"

Best of prince of leaves
His ratings in the tank, a fat, embittered Dieter at last celebrates the final episode of "Sprockets" with a nearly-nude fire-setting rampage through downtown Munich.

Best of prince of leaves
In just six weeks' time, this doughy recruit will be in peak physical and mental shape, ready for the dreaded Hoops of Fire™ graduation ritual of the Palestinian Police Academy.

Best of prince of leaves
"See?" cried D'Souza. "This is why the Islamists are correct to hate us!"

Best of Cybrludite
A sneak peek at the upcoming Mad Max 4: Fury Road reveals that George Miller didn't get the full special effects budget he asked for.


HT: Timmeh!

49 comments:

Double the U said...

There she goes just-a-walking down the street singing "Bush is the cause of all the evil in the world"

Double the U said...

He was dressed to set the world on fire.

Anonymous said...

WHAT is wrong with the way he is dressed? The red strips on the socks match the shoes.

Submariner said...

Evidentially speaking, it appears that in the Bay Area Community Players version, the Wicked B!tch of the West DOES get the ruby slippers away from Dorothy in the house drop scene...

divine miss m said...

Speedo: making us all wish we were blind, since 1928.

Liberalist said...

Stop picking on him because he is different, you need to learn tolerance. Let's talk about this while will slash the tires on some Conservative's car.

curly said...

Senator Joseph Biden investigates the aftermath of a car-bombing while on a fact finding tour in Iraq.

Glimpses of a future Hell: Barney Frank takes a stroll on his 5 minute coffee break.

When asked about the helmet, Ted responds was “don’t worry, I have it lined with several layers of tin foil.”

In San Francisco, police are reportedly tracking a gang of older gay men notorious for setting fires and “shoe-jacking”.

curly said...

This week on ‘Queer Pyro for the Straight Guy-o’, the Fag 5 get Ted fashionably flamin’ for the Hell Night festivities in Detroit.

Silhouette said...

"Nope, too much gunpowder that time. I got outta the cannon okay, but it blew me clean out of my jumpsuit."

curly said...

The world's top climate scientists said on Friday global warming was caused by man and have apparently identified this man -- Ted Wilson of Lima, Ohio -- as the culprit.

Silhouette said...

"Day 138. STILL no washing machine repair man. Supplies running really, really, really low."

Jason said...

Another scene from Lebanon. Now those rascally Jews are targeting their clothing!

jeff said...

From the set of "Earthquake: San Francisco 2010"

Jason said...

How nature says, "Stay away."

Jason said...

"No, no the speedos are fine. It's those pansy red booties that make you look queer."

Jason said...

Van Helsing really musy have enjoyed his day off yesterday...

Van Helsing said...

I heard that, Jason.

dusty said...

Just five more minutes before the solumn changing of the guard ceremony at the gates of hell....

Van Helsing said...

If the helmet is lined with tinfoil, it's a sure bet he's on his way home from a Daily Kos conference.

Submariner said...

Nothin to be seein' here folks, just Andrew self-impalin' on a parkin' meter while wearin' his Sunday-go-to-meetin' outfit. Please to be movin' along...

dusty said...

Lester still seems upset that the Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee.

Jack Reacher said...

After the recent troubles, the Duke lacrosse team was unable to contract for the services of any A-list stripping agencies. They were forced to accept alternatives that were, frankly, less than ideal.

Rodney Dill said...

Dick Cheney: "On casual friday I'll damn well wear what I please."

Rodney Dill said...

In the end, the Iraqi troop surge just became Dick Cheney, his bionic components uparmored, dropped behind enemy lines.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Whoa, Super Dave Osborne has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

Upset that two new books took the opposite view, al'Gore sets about personally ensuring that global warming is attributable to man-made causes.

Submariner said...

Teddy Kennedy attempts to melt the poundage off.

Double the U said...

The vegan hippie chick that was holding the cupcake, this is her long lost father.

lawhawk said...

Baghdad really has gone to hell as Saddam Hussein finds life oddly familiar.

Hanes latest Super Bowl add falls flat when Michael Jordan was replaced at the last moment by an out of shape Michael Jackson.

Jonathan said...

Whoa, Super Dave Osborne has really let himself go!

Curse you, submariner! That is EXACTLY what I was going to say!

Jonathan said...

I don't give a sh#t WHAT this guy says he is, do NOT give him any "Crazy Candy"!

Jonathan said...

Damn! Who knew Rosie had THAT MUCH body hair?

Jonathan said...

Looks like Richard Hatch is getting used to his new prison surroundings.

dusty said...

Thanks to Hugo Chavez, clothing and fire extinquishers are now among the items in short supply in Venezuela.

curly said...

“…but it’s a really dry heat.”

Groundhogs Day 2007 results, per Daily KOS: “Our lead moonbat saw his shadow, indicating six more decades of global warning, 23 more months of the oppressive Bushhitler regime, two more decades of homophobia by the racist religious right, and six more weeks until John Kerry says something else stupid.”

Anonymous said...

In this tragic story, Lester's angry vow to "educate those morans about the transvestite community" led to mental instability and a violent rampage.

prince of leaves said...

His ratings in the tank, a fat, embittered Dieter at last celebrates the final episode of "Sprockets" with a nearly-nude fire-setting rampage through downtown Munich.

prince of leaves said...

In just six weeks' time, this doughy recruit will be in peak physical and mental shape, ready for the dreaded Hoops of Fire™ graduation ritual of the Palestinian Police Academy.

prince of leaves said...

Eddie dressed up slutty and perched himself on a twisted hunk of metal, but just couldn't manage to look as hot as the Batwinged She-Devil two posts down.

prince of leaves said...

"Follow the smelly pirate ho! Follow the smelly pirate ho!"

prince of leaves said...

"See?" cried D'Souza. "This is why the Islamists are correct to hate us!"

prince of leaves said...

It's a performance art piece, you philistines.

Cybrludite said...

A sneak peek at the upcoming Mad Max 4: Fury Road

Rodney Dill said...

...because bloggers don't just sit in their underwear in front of a computer screen all day.

Rodney Dill said...

Ok, so Tyra Banks is getting a little chunky.

Rodney Dill said...

Another Kennedy enters the political arena

Anonymous said...

In the international rioting competition, Team Islam was winning hands down...until the Gay Team brought out a *fabulous* secret weapon.

Adjustah said...

Mr. Vice President? Sir?

Submariner said...

Look, all I'm sayin' is that when Markos issues a flaming fatwa, he REALLY issues a flaming fatwa...