Saturday, January 20, 2007

Still Not Old Enough to Dress Themselves


1. ORA John Rocker's worst nightmare.

2. "Um, no honey, let mommy dress you today."

3. "Yes, you're never too old for trick-or-treat, but January is too late for Trick-or-treat. Get off my porch, you frakkin' stoners."

4. Bruce's friends always tended to nod off when he started talking about Judy Garland.

5. "Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? Oh..."

6. You've met Hillary's and Barney's, now meet Dennis Kucinich's interns.

7. Mr. Blackwell's children go through their teenage rebellion.

8. "Bonjour. Je m'appelle 'Lucky Pierre.'"

9. Paris Hilton was one French gigolo away from her role-playing fantasy of being DVDA'd by a used car salesman, a homeless man, a trucker and an astronaut.

10. Deep in the heart of Americana, V the K's family "dresses up real purty."
Best of divine miss m
Don Cherry's son Dan; his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.

Best of prince of leaves
With some rat poison and a tripod-mounted Polaroid camera, Kevin Kyle Parker gets his start in the serial murder business.

Best of Silhouette
"Day 15. Still no washing machine repair man. Supplies running low."

Best of Anonymous
An early picture of the band "Crowded House"

Best of Anonymous
Winkin, Blink 182, and Nod.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Today at Target, Clay Aiken signs copies of his CDs. Let's talk with some fans."

Best of attmay
The only participants on "Get Your Picture Taken With Ryan Seacrest Day".

15 comments:

divine miss m said...

Don Cherry's son Dan; his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.

prince of leaves said...

The makers of the "Big Top Boys Gone Wild" thought they had struck gold...but they were later the subject of a class-action lawsuit from thousands of clownophobe viewers permanently traumatized by the sexual antics of Clown College students on spring break.

prince of leaves said...

With some rat poison and a tripod-mounted Polaroid camera, Kevin Kyle Parker gets his start in the serial murder business.

Rodney Dill said...

Ed always enjoyed the Brokeback marathons.

Silhouette said...

"Day 15. Still no washing machine repair man. Supplies running low."

Silhouette said...

SRA -
"See my vest
See my vest
Made of real gorilla chest."

sonicfrog said...

Ah, the future of our country.... where's my gun?

Anonymous said...

An early picture of the band "Crowded House"

Van Helsing said...

It looks like the Bay City Rollers haven't aged a day.

Anonymous said...

Winkin, Blink 182, and Nod.

Jack Reacher said...

"You see, when we said this party had a Gay 90s theme, we meant...oh, forget it."

"Today at Target, Clay Aiken signs copies of his CDs. Let's talk with some fans."

attmay said...

After her TV series ended, Punky Brewster hit rock bottom when she became the bearded lady at the circus.

attmay said...

The only participants on "Get Your Picture Taken With Ryan Seacrest Day".

Zeke said...

after finally convincing his room mates that the roofies were Viagra, Daryl begins to have some fun.

Submariner said...

College transition class:
Rule 1 - When called to an interview, determine standard office attire at the organization and either match it or go one step more formal.