Friday, January 12, 2007

Scenes from a Gay Trailer Park

1. "Pardon me, are those Beagle Boy jeans you're wearing?"

2. "Come, Beagle Boy, Back to the Beagle Cave, where we must compose an emotional, histrionic screed against the mild discomfort and inconvenience suffered by Islamo-Terrorists."

3. "Congressman Frank will be with you shortly, so just put in a butt-plug and have a seat."

4. Ironically, they've never given anyone a bone.

5. Warning signs that your free puppies are NOT going to a good home.

Best of attmay
Disney cut the budget for "103 Dalmatians" and had to replace Glenn Close with Lainie Kazan.

Best of champaignken
Liza Minelli prepares her act for the memorial service of Iawo Takamoto.

Best of divine miss m
Honey, you don't look divine, you look like Divine.

Best of Rodney Dill
"The party begins when 'Hydrant-Boy' shows up."

Best of prince of leaves
Lana was all smiles and girly giggles until s/he noticed the blood trickling down from under the toy-boi's remarkably life-like dog mask. That's when s/he realized s/he hadn't seen Trixie the dog since s/he let her out that morning.

Best of Zeke
The editor had issues on whether to file this under Plushies, or FemDom

Best of Van Helsing
The "Nancy Pelosi—Harry Reid" role-playing game is dog-gone hard to beat when it comes to perversity.

Best of Submariner
♪People... people who need poodles...♪

Best of Submariner
Many a "child of the 60's" took the CSN lyrics "if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with..." FAR too literally



HT: Actually, whoever emailed me this should be too embarrassed to want a hat tip.

20 comments:

attmay said...

Disney cut the budget for "103 Dalmatians" and had to replace Glenn Close with Lainie Kazan.

jeff said...

Bad combinations: Furries with S&M.

champaignken said...

Liza Minelli prepares her act for the memorial service of Iawo Takamoto.

Anonymous said...

Barbara Boxer takes a break from bashing single, childless African American women to play with her man-pet.

Named Andrew Sullivan.

Kevin Walker said...

Ever since the Beagle ran away, the Boyfriend had to take up the extra slack.

prince of leaves said...

Man what a dog...and the one on the right's funny-looking, too.

Cybrludite said...

The City of Enumclaw Welcomes You!

divine miss m said...

Honey, you don't look divine, you look like Divine.

Rodney Dill said...

"The party begins when 'Hydrant-Boy' shows up."

prince of leaves said...

Lana was all smiles and girly giggles until s/he noticed the blood trickling down from under the toy-boi's remarkably life-like dog mask. That's when s/he realized s/he hadn't seen Trixie the dog since s/he let her out that morning.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: It's okay to love your dog...just don't *love* your dog.

Zeke said...

The editor had issues on whether to file this under Plushies, or FemDom

Zeke said...

Believe it or not "Donna" wasn't as surprised that it wasn't a removable mask, as Dogboy was that 'she' was a 'He'

Rodney Dill said...

Disney's new 101 Damnations didn't exactly cut it on the kiddy circuit.

Rodney Dill said...

Cruella's evil twin crossdressing brother MiaFella DeVille was actually quite fond of puppies.

Anonymous said...

"All together now!"

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog

Van Helsing said...

The "Nancy Pelosi—Harry Reid" role-playing game is dog-gone hard to beat when it comes to perversity.

sonicfrog said...

Yeah, I shave my poodle too!

Submariner said...

Streisand attempts a comeback;
♪People... people who need poodles...♪

Submariner said...

Many a "child of the 60's" took the CSN lyrics "if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with..." FAR too literally