Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Love Is ...

1. "Say what you will about John Wayne Gacy, the man was a hell of a painter."

2. "Call me sick if you will, Sanjay, but stuff like that gets me hot."

3. "The important thing is, dad's found an artistic outlet to deal with his feelings about the divorce."

4. "I don't know whether the painting itself is more disturbing or the fact that it's hung at our eye level.

5. "Aw, jeez, CapThis just showed up. OK, 'we're midget fags who intern for Barney Frank.' Happy now?"

6. "It's called 'Saddam Hussein and Richard Pryor Choke the Crap Out of that 'Ugly Betty' Chick."

7. "Who would have thought a 7 year old could get an NEA grant for finger-painting his teacher being butchered and violated?"

8. "I think the artist is making a statement about misogyny among oppressed minority males, emasculated by capitalist society, are forced to channel their frustration into misogyny... or, the b*tch deserved it 'cuz she mouthed off one time too many."

9. "You know what I like about you, Sanjay? You're not afraid to defy social conventions about male-to-male intimacy. Also, your pink jacket looks ♪fabulous!♪"

10. "Reminds me of when Uncle Abu and my brother Mohammed had to honor kill my sister for text messaging a boy she wasn't related to."

Best of Submariner
It's der Profit und Ayeee-sha having a moment of bliss. Obviously the other is an infidel since his death or ifidel payment avatar is beside him.

Best of Silhouette and Adjustah
This week's Sesame Street brought to you by the letters B, D, S & M.

Best of TC@LeatherPenguin
Wife has a guy working for her, that she didn't hire and totally hates, named Sanjay.... Wanna guess what just got e-mailed to the little dweeb?

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
♪The child-molester's a person in your neighborhood...♪

Best of sonicfrog
Ah, another fine Christmas in Zimbabwe!

Best of Occasional Reader
"Dunno, I like the whole Frida Kahlo/Denver International Airport Mural mixed motif, but it seems to be missing something... "

Best of Rodney Dill
"Artistically speaking, it would look much better if we could look at it through urine."


HT: Brender

12 comments:

Submariner said...

Ahmed and Muhammed weren't sure, but it didn't look like a good sign - usually dad and his boyfriends just choked the chicken...

Submariner said...

It's der Profit and Ayeee-sha having a moment of bliss. Obviously the other is an infidel since his death or ifidel payment avatar is beside him.

Silhouette said...

This week's Sesame Street brought to you by the letter S.

Van Helsing said...

It's wonderful how art is used to shape the outlook of the next generation. I feel better about NEA grants now.

TC@LeatherPenguin said...

Wife has a guy working for her, that she didn't hire and totally hates, named Sanjay....

Wanna guess what just got e-mailed to the little dweeb?

WhoopsieDaisey said...

♪The child-molester's a person in your neighborhood...♪

sonicfrog said...

Ah, another fine Christmas in Zimbabwe!

Occasional Reader said...

"Dunno, I like the whole Frida Kahlo/Denver International Airport Mural mixed motif, but it seems to be missing something... I'VE GOT IT! Christian religious icons dipped in some sort of human excrement! Now THAT'S art."

Rodney Dill said...

"Artistically speaking, it would look much better if we could look at it throught urine."

Rodney Dill said...

(or even through urine)

sonicfrog said...

Doh! Just more proof confirming my senior thesis, that the "Simpsons" effect has spread to other cultures.

Adjustah said...

"Silhouette said...
This week's Sesame Street brought to you by the letter S..."

and M...