1. "Say what you will about John Wayne Gacy, the man was a hell of a painter."
2. "Call me sick if you will, Sanjay, but stuff like that gets me hot."
3. "The important thing is, dad's found an artistic outlet to deal with his feelings about the divorce."
4. "I don't know whether the painting itself is more disturbing or the fact that it's hung at our eye level.
5. "Aw, jeez, CapThis just showed up. OK, 'we're midget fags who intern for Barney Frank.' Happy now?"
6. "It's called 'Saddam Hussein and Richard Pryor Choke the Crap Out of that 'Ugly Betty' Chick."
7. "Who would have thought a 7 year old could get an NEA grant for finger-painting his teacher being butchered and violated?"
8. "I think the artist is making a statement about misogyny among oppressed minority males, emasculated by capitalist society, are forced to channel their frustration into misogyny... or, the b*tch deserved it 'cuz she mouthed off one time too many."
9. "You know what I like about you, Sanjay? You're not afraid to defy social conventions about male-to-male intimacy. Also, your pink jacket looks ♪fabulous!♪"
10. "Reminds me of when Uncle Abu and my brother Mohammed had to honor kill my sister for text messaging a boy she wasn't related to."
Best of Submariner
It's der Profit und Ayeee-sha having a moment of bliss. Obviously the other is an infidel since his death or ifidel payment avatar is beside him.
Best of Silhouette and Adjustah
This week's Sesame Street brought to you by the letters B, D, S & M.
Best of TC@LeatherPenguin
Wife has a guy working for her, that she didn't hire and totally hates, named Sanjay.... Wanna guess what just got e-mailed to the little dweeb?
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
♪The child-molester's a person in your neighborhood...♪
Best of sonicfrog
Ah, another fine Christmas in Zimbabwe!
Best of Occasional Reader
"Dunno, I like the whole Frida Kahlo/Denver International Airport Mural mixed motif, but it seems to be missing something... "
Best of Rodney Dill
"Artistically speaking, it would look much better if we could look at it through urine."