1. Brandee never could figure out why this position was known as "Sullivan's Beagle."
2. Oh, Look, a whore!
3. "Senator Rodham told her staff to come up with 'new positions on a rack.' How's this?"
4. Slide #14 in the Middle School Presentation: "A Visit to Mr. Obgyn!"
5. "OK, Senator Kennedy. I'll wait here while you get me a glass coffee table to crap on."
6. After co-starring in 633 adult films, Honey was eminently qualified to teach "sexual variations" in Montgomery County schools.
7. "I thought she was your whore!" Bill insisted to Hillary.
8. "What do you mean Harold Ford still hasn't called?"
9. I stuck a crucifix up the ass of a pr0n model. Can I have an NEA grant?
10. "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a girl air out her cooter before?"
Best of Chrees
Mandy thought she had what it would take to win American Skank, but Paris was the only 'yes' vote she got. Lindsay and Britney voted against sending her to the San Fernando Valley.
Best of Submariner
Sorry Kobe; she's open but I think I'll handle this one myself...
Best of prince of leaves
"Um, no, sorry...the auditions for 'Harlot's Web' are next door..."
Best of jbinnout
I blame algore and global warming... but, it's a good thing.
Best of CJ
Playboys 'The Women of Severe Scoliosis' pictorial was the kind of thing you usually only saw in Hustler
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Playboy mansion has the most unique bicycle racks.
Best of divine miss m
♪♪ It walks down stairs
alone or in pairs
and makes a skankity sound!
...it's Skanky, it's Skanky,
for fun it's a wonderful toy....♪♪
Best of Silhouette
Candy misunderstood when the Oscar people asked her to be a presenter.
Hat Tip: Evariste