Thursday, January 25, 2007

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?


1. “Ia! Ia! Shub- Niggurath,! Black Goat of the woods with a thousand young”

2. “No, that’s definitely an Airbus A320. See the winglets?”

3. As the SOTU wore on, Hillary dreamed fondly of her inauguration.

4. “This reminds me, did you notice that weird crack on the quarterback’s ceiling?”

5. As the rain started, the cheerleading coach yelled, “Quick! Get them off the field before they drown?”

6. As the SOTU wore on, Bill dreamed fondly of Hill’s inauguration.



Best of curly
This week on ‘24’: In order to get much needed info on the radical homosexual movement, Andrew Sullivan is forced to watch a football game half time show.

Best of Occasional Reader
[Fatima al-Candy and Fatima al-Bambi]: Like, totally Allahu Akbar...
[Muezzin]: I didn't issue the call to prayer yet, that's NOT the proper prayer position, and those SURE as hell ain't burqas!
[cue laughter]
("Everybody Loves Jihad", Season 4, ep. 2)

Best of Kevin Walker
As the SOTU wore on, Andrew Sullivan shuddred at the thought of Hillary's inauguration.

Best of Submariner
Moments later, the field sprinkler's erupted. Screams of "Turn off the bidet!" filled the Tampa sky...
and a number of delighted squeals, too!

HT: Knowledge B Power
Source: Hyar

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess we should tell them that the Bucs season is over. Nahh.

curly said...

Even camel toes need a good airing out now and then.

Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan!

This week on ‘24’: In order to get much needed info on the radical homosexual movement, Andrew Sullivan is forced to watch a football game half time show.

Anonymous said...

(revising an old joke)

Q: What is a buccaneer?

A: Too much to pay for a whore!

baslimthecripple said...

A Queef at this point will break their backs....damn shame say I!

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

ORA:
"Oh, the beaver! What were we thinking?! Where were [are?] our heads?!"

Oh, the timing! :-D

Silhouette said...

The Bucs stop here.

And there. And there.

Van Helsing said...

"It's a bird… it's a plane… it's Hillary on her broom!"

attmay said...

Practicing for their off-season jobs as mechanics, I see.

lawhawk said...

Everybody Limbo!

This year's Super Bowl halftime show was spiced up when the Smelly Pirate Hookers borrowed the Bucs cheerleader outfits.

lawhawk said...

In the event of a water crash landing, they will have floatation devices that inflate on contact.

Anonymous said...

[Fatima al-Candy and Fatima al-Bambi]: Like, totally Allahu Akbar...

[Muezzin]: I didn't issue the call to prayer yet, that's NOT the proper prayer position, and those SURE as hell ain't burqas!

[cue laughter]

("Everybody Loves Jihad", Season 4, ep. 2)
(Yes, I'm going to keep using this same damn joke until it gets a "Best of")

Occasional Reader said...

(that was me, not "anonymous")

Kevin Walker said...

As the SOTU wore on, Andrew Sullivan shuddred at the thought of Hillary's inauguration.

Submariner said...

Sheesh, Subby - how far do we have to lean back before we see that "camel toe" you've been talkin' about?

Submariner said...

Moments later, the field sprinkler's erupted. Screams of "Turn off the bidet!" filled the Tampa sky...
and a number of delighted squeals, too!