1. “Ia! Ia! Shub- Niggurath,! Black Goat of the woods with a thousand young”
2.“No, that’s definitely an Airbus A320. See the winglets?”
3.As the SOTU wore on, Hillary dreamed fondly of her inauguration.
4.“This reminds me, did you notice that weird crack on the quarterback’s ceiling?”
5.As the rain started, the cheerleading coach yelled, “Quick! Get them off the field before they drown?”
6.As the SOTU wore on, Bill dreamed fondly of Hill’s inauguration.
Best of curly
This week on ‘24’: In order to get much needed info on the radical homosexual movement, Andrew Sullivan is forced to watch a football game half time show.
Best of Occasional Reader
[Fatima al-Candy and Fatima al-Bambi]: Like, totally Allahu Akbar...
[Muezzin]: I didn't issue the call to prayer yet, that's NOT the proper prayer position, and those SURE as hell ain't burqas!
("Everybody Loves Jihad", Season 4, ep. 2)
Best of Kevin Walker
As the SOTU wore on, Andrew Sullivan shuddred at the thought of Hillary's inauguration.
Best of Submariner
Moments later, the field sprinkler's erupted. Screams of "Turn off the bidet!" filled the Tampa sky...
and a number of delighted squeals, too!
HT: Knowledge B Power