1. “Ia! Ia! Shub- Niggurath,! Black Goat of the woods with a thousand young”
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This week on ‘24’: In order to get much needed info on the radical homosexual movement, Andrew Sullivan is forced to watch a football game half time show.
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[Fatima al-Candy and Fatima al-Bambi]: Like, totally Allahu Akbar...
[Muezzin]: I didn't issue the call to prayer yet, that's NOT the proper prayer position, and those SURE as hell ain't burqas!
[cue laughter]
("Everybody Loves Jihad", Season 4, ep. 2)
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As the SOTU wore on, Andrew Sullivan shuddred at the thought of Hillary's inauguration.
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Moments later, the field sprinkler's erupted. Screams of "Turn off the bidet!" filled the Tampa sky...
and a number of delighted squeals, too!
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15 comments:
I guess we should tell them that the Bucs season is over. Nahh.
Even camel toes need a good airing out now and then.
Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan!
This week on ‘24’: In order to get much needed info on the radical homosexual movement, Andrew Sullivan is forced to watch a football game half time show.
(revising an old joke)
Q: What is a buccaneer?
A: Too much to pay for a whore!
A Queef at this point will break their backs....damn shame say I!
ORA:
"Oh, the beaver! What were we thinking?! Where were [are?] our heads?!"
Oh, the timing! :-D
The Bucs stop here.
And there. And there.
"It's a bird… it's a plane… it's Hillary on her broom!"
Practicing for their off-season jobs as mechanics, I see.
Everybody Limbo!
This year's Super Bowl halftime show was spiced up when the Smelly Pirate Hookers borrowed the Bucs cheerleader outfits.
In the event of a water crash landing, they will have floatation devices that inflate on contact.
[Fatima al-Candy and Fatima al-Bambi]: Like, totally Allahu Akbar...
[Muezzin]: I didn't issue the call to prayer yet, that's NOT the proper prayer position, and those SURE as hell ain't burqas!
[cue laughter]
("Everybody Loves Jihad", Season 4, ep. 2)
(Yes, I'm going to keep using this same damn joke until it gets a "Best of")
(that was me, not "anonymous")
As the SOTU wore on, Andrew Sullivan shuddred at the thought of Hillary's inauguration.
Sheesh, Subby - how far do we have to lean back before we see that "camel toe" you've been talkin' about?
Moments later, the field sprinkler's erupted. Screams of "Turn off the bidet!" filled the Tampa sky...
and a number of delighted squeals, too!
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