Friday, January 12, 2007

Ice, Ice Baby

1. "I bet I can make the Ice Man Cometh," Andrew Sullivan giggled.

2. Between this and the Wednesday pic, I'm thinking letting Ang Lee direct X-Men IV was a HUGE ASS mistake.

3. Bruce really, really loved his job at TasteeFreez.

4. "Mommy, why does that man have a picture of Calista Flockhart on his tummy??"

5. He's also had a lot of bones inside of him, too, if you know what I mean.

6. The Penguin gets some colorful henchmen in Ang Lee's Brokeback Batman. (Say it three times fast, "Brokeback Batman, Brokeback Batman, Brokeback Batman".)

Best of Rodney Dill
AP BREAKING: An anonymous source today exposed the lobbyist that made payments congressman William Jefferson.

Best of divine miss m
In his defense, at least it's all spelled correctly.

Best of jeff
For some people, death is redundant.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Cool lice? What's cool about lice? Is that why you shaved your head?"

Best of Silhouette
This weekend only at the Civic Coliseum: Johnny Weir On Ice

Best of Anonymous
hhhm...yeah, well about that Jim, I am sorry you rushed out and did all that but that name is already taken.

Best of prince of leaves
Tattoos: when simply standing on a table and shouting "I'm a f---head!" simply isn't enough.

Hattip: Timmeh!

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Mr. Tastee Freeze was prepared to sue.

Rodney Dill said...

AP BREAKING: An anonymous source today exposed the lobbyist that made payments congressman William Jefferson.

Cybrludite said...

Ways to ensure dying as a virgin #32894784.

divine miss m said...

In his defense, at least it's all spelled correctly.

Van Helsing said...

Hand tats are a real plus at job interviews.

Zeke said...

Vanilla Ice's legacy lives on.

His party trick is to create crushed ice with his ass.

jeff said...

For some people, death is redundant.

Jack Reacher said...

Poor opening lines:
"So, what do I call you?"
"Cool lice? What's cool about lice? Is that why you shaved your head?"
"A few more tats, and you'll save a ton on shirts, eh?"

Kevin Walker said...

Elton John prepares to unwrap his "popsicle."

Adjustah said...

Grandpa, what's that all over your stomach and under your arms??

Silhouette said...

This weekend only at the Civic Coliseum: Johnny Weir On Ice

Adjustah said...

I'm sorry, I didn't catch you name...??

Anonymous said...

hhhm...yeah, well about that Jim, I am sorry you rushed out and did all that but that name is already taken.

prince of leaves said...

Tattoos: when simply standing on a table and shouting "I'm a f---head!" simply isn't enough.

prince of leaves said...

"Wait, what do you mean this isn't henna?"

CJ said...

Boredom and Sharpies... a tragic combination.

Anonymous said...

Frank...you don't get to pick your own nickname.