1. "Wow, that last guy cried like a little sissy girl when he saw what we did to his beagle."
2. "Oh, no, Ming Lee. Don't eat at that American place. I hear they use cow."
3. "Mama-San, tell me more about daddy. You know, guy with three purple heart who look like Lurch from Addams Family?"
4. "Get your roast dog! Chock full of healthy stem cells! You be healthy like Michael J Fox."
5. "And what did Mr Bauer do with the rest of the dogs at the prison camp?"
6. "I got 101 of these real cheap from that Cruella De Vil lady."
7. "Crazy senator from New York come by. Molested my daughter then shined all my dog meat 'til it gleamed."
8. "Roadkill Cafe" opens its first East Asia branch.
Best of prince of leaves
Souvenir stand outside the Sundance showing of "Zoo".
Best of Kevin Walker
Despite being impaled by a long wooden pole, Ming Lee continued with her staring contest.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep, I think we'll give Nathan's a run for its money."
Best of Submariner
Mama-san? Why that little yellow boy ask for "Santa's Little Helper?"
Best of Silhouette
"So the grandma opened the bun, shut it real quick, and asked her husband, 'What part of the dog did you get?'"
Best of Silhouette
"Hey savage guys, what IS the best wine for dog butt?"
Best of Andy from Beaverton
No we won't tell you the recipe. Go buy our cookbook "How to wok your dog 50 ways".
Best of attmay
Why it was a bad idea to let George Romero direct the revival of "Flower Drum Song".
Best of curly
“By serving dog we can eliminate Moslems as potential customers without appearing discriminatory.”
Best of Adjustah
♪ ...it's fun to eaaat at the S.P.C.A... ♪
HT: Silhouette
Source: Yahoo News
22 comments:
Souvenir stand outside the Sundance showing of "Zoo".
Despite being impaled by a long wooden pole, Ming Lee continued with her staring contest.
"Yep, I think we'll give Nathan's a run for its money."
"... and don't let that Andrew Sullivan guy get too close."
... and every fortune cookie says "That wasn't chicken." just like you asked, mama-san.
Not os ORA:
Mama-san? Why that little yellow boy ask for "Santa's Little Helper?"
♪ who let the dogs out? ♪
>woof<>woof<
>woo-oof<
>>CHOP<<
>thump<
Some lady named Terayzuh call, said she has a poodle for us...
Only $12.50? That ain't bad for a piece of tail...
"So the grandma opened the bun, shut it real quick, and asked her husband, 'What part of the dog did you get?'"
"Hey savage guys, what IS the best wine for dog butt?"
"...so finally we just returned the thing and went back the old doggy door."
What? You told me to buy hot dog buns.
No we won't tell you the recipe. Go buy our cookbook "How to wok your dog 50 ways".
Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a trio of professional dog-wokkers. Please to be movin' along...
"Sure beat Chinese horse dick."
"Some guy named M'Bundi just stopped by and asked 'what kind of white wine pairs with Dachshund'".
"They so weird in America, they only eat the penis when they eat hot dog."
Why it was a bad idea to let George Romero direct the revival of "Flower Drum Song".
“By serving dog we can eliminate Moslems as potential customers without appearing discriminatory.”
“Snot covered deep fried rat turds? Next stall over.”
“Sure, Bush covered a lot of ground during his SOTU speech, but he conveniently avoided the whole baked poodle vs. smoked chijuajua controversy.”
Push harder, Rasheed; you aren't even spraying down the blanket yet.
♪ ...it's fun to eaaat at the S.P.C.A... ♪
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