Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Hot Dogs, Get Your Hot Dogs!


1. "Wow, that last guy cried like a little sissy girl when he saw what we did to his beagle."

2. "Oh, no, Ming Lee. Don't eat at that American place. I hear they use cow."

3. "Mama-San, tell me more about daddy. You know, guy with three purple heart who look like Lurch from Addams Family?"

4. "Get your roast dog! Chock full of healthy stem cells! You be healthy like Michael J Fox."

5. "And what did Mr Bauer do with the rest of the dogs at the prison camp?"

6. "I got 101 of these real cheap from that Cruella De Vil lady."

7. "Crazy senator from New York come by. Molested my daughter then shined all my dog meat 'til it gleamed."

8. "Roadkill Cafe" opens its first East Asia branch.

Best of prince of leaves
Souvenir stand outside the Sundance showing of "Zoo".

Best of Kevin Walker
Despite being impaled by a long wooden pole, Ming Lee continued with her staring contest.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep, I think we'll give Nathan's a run for its money."

Best of Submariner
Mama-san? Why that little yellow boy ask for "Santa's Little Helper?"

Best of Silhouette
"So the grandma opened the bun, shut it real quick, and asked her husband, 'What part of the dog did you get?'"

Best of Silhouette
"Hey savage guys, what IS the best wine for dog butt?"

Best of Andy from Beaverton
No we won't tell you the recipe. Go buy our cookbook "How to wok your dog 50 ways".

Best of attmay
Why it was a bad idea to let George Romero direct the revival of "Flower Drum Song".

Best of curly
“By serving dog we can eliminate Moslems as potential customers without appearing discriminatory.”

Best of Adjustah
♪ ...it's fun to eaaat at the S.P.C.A... ♪

HT: Silhouette
Source: Yahoo News

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Souvenir stand outside the Sundance showing of "Zoo".

Kevin Walker said...

Despite being impaled by a long wooden pole, Ming Lee continued with her staring contest.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yep, I think we'll give Nathan's a run for its money."

Rodney Dill said...

"... and don't let that Andrew Sullivan guy get too close."

Submariner said...

... and every fortune cookie says "That wasn't chicken." just like you asked, mama-san.

Submariner said...

Not os ORA:

Mama-san? Why that little yellow boy ask for "Santa's Little Helper?"

Submariner said...

♪ who let the dogs out? ♪
>woof<>woof<
>woo-oof<
>>CHOP<<
>thump<

Submariner said...

Some lady named Terayzuh call, said she has a poodle for us...

Submariner said...

Only $12.50? That ain't bad for a piece of tail...

Silhouette said...

"So the grandma opened the bun, shut it real quick, and asked her husband, 'What part of the dog did you get?'"

Silhouette said...

"Hey savage guys, what IS the best wine for dog butt?"

Silhouette said...

"...so finally we just returned the thing and went back the old doggy door."

Silhouette said...

What? You told me to buy hot dog buns.

Andy from Beaverton said...

No we won't tell you the recipe. Go buy our cookbook "How to wok your dog 50 ways".

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a trio of professional dog-wokkers. Please to be movin' along...

Rodney Dill said...

"Sure beat Chinese horse dick."

Occasional Reader said...

"Some guy named M'Bundi just stopped by and asked 'what kind of white wine pairs with Dachshund'".

Rodney Dill said...

"They so weird in America, they only eat the penis when they eat hot dog."

attmay said...

Why it was a bad idea to let George Romero direct the revival of "Flower Drum Song".

curly said...

“By serving dog we can eliminate Moslems as potential customers without appearing discriminatory.”

“Snot covered deep fried rat turds? Next stall over.”

“Sure, Bush covered a lot of ground during his SOTU speech, but he conveniently avoided the whole baked poodle vs. smoked chijuajua controversy.”

Submariner said...

Push harder, Rasheed; you aren't even spraying down the blanket yet.

Adjustah said...

♪ ...it's fun to eaaat at the S.P.C.A... ♪