Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Gorgeous Gorgon Womyn of Code Pink


1. "'Attention Whore' is so vulgar. We prefer 'peace activist.'"

2. Courtney Love guest stars on Reno 9-11.

3. Before her arrest, she was reportedly chanting "US out of Antietam" and "No blood for whale oil!"

4. Hitler. Mussulini. Saddam. Mildred has a long history of seeing her lovers executed by allied forces.

5. Who knew Islamic Rage Boy had a grandma

6. "No, we don't want any of your free hugs."

7. "Someone call ahead to the precinct and give the biohazard team a head's up that they're going to have the Times Square of body lice headed their way."

8. Dennis Kucinich's drag debut was not well-received.

9. "You have the right to remain smelly. If you can not afford soap and deodorant, they will be provided for you."

10. Grandma was never the same after she dropped the rock on her head.

Best of Adjustah
"Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck..."

Best of jeff
"Coke called - they want their bottles back."

Best of Van Helsing
In this week's episode of Prison Break, the entire prison escapes when inmates beat down the walls with their bare fists to get out after arrested Code Pink activists are mistakenly allowed into the men's shower room.

Best of Anonymous
Tiny Tim and his sisters farted.

Best of sonicfrog
Thank God! The fashion police arived just in the nick of time!!!

Best of Submariner
Muh brother is muh daddy, but it di'n't hurt me none...

Best of Submariner
Whoa! Streisand's really, REALLY let herself go...

Best of Jonathan
"Come on, officer! How can you tell me 'no' when you've never experienced the sweet caress and warm breath of an aging 'vagitarian'?"
Best of David Simon
"I have no idea why these fishes have their panties in a bunch officer, I'm just a sucker for anything pink," pleaded Truman Capote.

Best of Anonymous
The evil side places a horrible spell on Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Vagina of Fire.

Best of Jason
Where's a yoda mask when you need one?

Best of nevergrewup
A 200 pound pink cancerous tumor is escorted to a dumpster behind the hospital after being surgically removed from Uncle Sam's anus.

Best of prince of leaves
Thank goodness she left her "My uterus, my business" t-shirt at home.

Best of prince of leaves
So, how's that Zip-Strip facial regimen treating you?


As Seen on Moonbattery, and Knowledge Is Power.

26 comments:

Adjustah said...

"Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck..."

jeff said...

"Coke called - they want their bottles back."

"Please tell me that you took the shirt off before you changed the number... on the other hand, don't tell me, I don't want to imagine you with your shirt off."

(in back) "Hey, I think this water bottle has... water in it. What happened to the tequilla?"

"Smile pretty for the cameras!"

"What? No officer, we were holding a bike rally when these loonies showed up."

Van Helsing said...

In this week's episode of Prison Break, the entire prison escapes when inmates beat down the walls with their bare fists to get out after arrested Code Pink activists are mistakenly allowed into the men's shower room.

Anonymous said...

Could this be her husband?

http://thatimagesite.com/image/2431

http://images.thatimagesite.com/core/2432/2432_image.jpg

Anonymous said...

Tiny Tim and his sisters farted.

Anonymous said...

She looks like Benjamin Franklin

sonicfrog said...

Thank God! The fashion police arived just in the nick of time!!!

Adjustah said...

Free Hog(s)

Submariner said...

Muh brother is muh daddy, but it di'n't hurt me none...

Submariner said...

Whoa! Streisand's really, REALLY let herself go...

Submariner said...

OJ? Send your lawyer...

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks - Just a police escort keepin' well-wishers away from Noam Chomsky on his way to give a speach at Oklahoma State. Please move along...

Jonathan said...

"Come on, officer! How can you tell me 'no' when you've never experienced the sweet caress and warm breath of an aging 'vagitarian'?"

Submariner said...

Look Prough - It's either me or the sheep.
What do you mean bu-u-u-u-bye?

Submariner said...

If you are what you eat, stay the hell away from whatever she consumes; I'm just sayin...

David Simon said...

"I have no idea why these fishes have their panties in a bunch officer, I'm just a sucker for anything pink," pleaded Truman Capote.

David Simon said...

"She's right, Butch. You can't cuff a pregnant woman."

David Simon said...

"I'm sorry I spelled your name Medusa, Miss Benjamin. But you have to admit, it's an understandable faux pas."

Anonymous said...

The evil side places a horrible spell on Harry Potter.

Rodney Dill said...

Mother with a cause.
Daughter with a revolver.

Jason said...

Where's a yoda mask when you need one?

Jason said...

Lady, you're just here to make Medea look better by comparison

nevergrewup said...

A 200 pound pink cancerous tumor is escorted to a dumpster behind the hospital after being surgically removed from Uncle Sam's anus.

prince of leaves said...

The strip-search officers later discovered to their horror that it was her slipped shoulder pads pushing out the text, and those swollen knees were actually her breasts after a lifetime of brassiereless protesting.

prince of leaves said...

Thank goodness she left her "My uterus, my business" t-shirt at home.

prince of leaves said...

So, how's that Zip-Strip facial regimen treating you?