Saturday, January 06, 2007

Gaw Damned Taggers!


1. "For the last time, guys. I am not the bottom-boy in a gay relationship with a queer 'graffiti artist.'"

2. A member of the "Westside Mullets" flashes a sign to his homies.

3. Andrew Sullivan tags his property with crude caricatures of Phil Collins.

4. "There ya go, Paco. I told you the big back tattoo was not to compensate for penile ineadequacy."

5. "I told ya, let Mullet-boy huff some spray paint and he's happy to play 'church and steeple' for sixteen straight hours."

6. "Why did you get your back spray painted?" "Because the spray paint irritates my nipples."

7. "You should see the 'happy little trees' in my ass-crack."

8. "Rick, you might have overpaid for that Che tattoo on your back."

Best of prince of leaves
None of the homies were buying Jacko's claim that the strange markings on his back were the pigment patches left behind by his full-body vitiligo.

Best of Silhouette
Note to self: Never pass out drunk at Dr. Suess' house.

Best of Silhouette
When ganstas play Pictionary.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yea Ted, I really think you should put the Darth Vader costume back on."

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary Clinton outbids Golden Palace for Skin space.

Best of jeff
"Dude, the Lord Voldemort "possession" was done soooo much better in the first Harry Potter movie."

Best of Zeke
Damon was 18 before he noticed the "mark of the beast", so that's why no would be my partner in gym....

Best of Cybrludite
How nature says "Do Not Touch!"


HT:CJ

12 comments:

prince of leaves said...

None of the homies were buying Jacko's claim that the strange markings on his back were the pigment patches left behind by his full-body vitiligo.

Silhouette said...

Can of spray paint: $3
Tagging the fence: 1 minute

Having your bud not realize the paint is wet and lean against it: priceless

prince of leaves said...

The more senior gang members had simply laughed at the "Exit Only" tattoo above Jared's anus, but maybe the giant, scary, snarling face would keep them at bay.

Silhouette said...

Note to self: Never pass out drunk at Dr. Suess' house.

Silhouette said...

When ganstas play Pictionary.

sonicfrog said...

He's an example of the "Third America" John Edwards doesn't like to talk about.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yea Ted, I really think you should put the Darth Vader costume back on."

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary Clinton outbids Golden Palace for Skin space.

UN Doctor said...

"Well, I screamed like a girl every time the tattoo needle touched me."

"Anyone else wanna scratch and sniff?"

jeff said...

"Dude, the Lord Voldemort "possession" was done soooo much better in the first Harry Potter movie."

Zeke said...

Damon was 18 before he noticed the "mark of the beast", so that's why no would be my partner in gym....

Cybrludite said...

How nature says "Do Not Touch!"