1. "No, I'm the worst president ever!"
2. "Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her..."
3. "Look, a Jew! Get him!"
4. "Come on, America. Pull Willy's finger for old time's sake."
5. "Those are fake. Those are fake. Those Are Real. Fake. Fake. Real. Fake..."
6. "He did it! He did it! He actually ate my booger."
7. "That's Rosalyn? What is she like a hundred? Sorry, no swap."
8. "There, right where I'm pointing. Knockers the size of your head! Come on, you still must have a little lust in your heart."
9. After four bong hits, everybody looks like Mr. Poppinfresh to Bill Clinton. ***
10. "Look Out! Killer Rabbit! Gotcha!"
Best of Jonathan
"Hey, Jimmy, that guy right there with the 'Carter Mondale 1980' t-shirt is screaming 'Allah Akhbar'! WTF does that..." KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!
Best of Van Helsing
"Hey Jimmy, isn't that your last advisor, sneaking out the back door of the Carter Center?"
Best of bad-d-d-dude
O.K. I am only gonna say this one more time, I DID have sexual relations with that woman . . .and that woman . . .and that guy. .
Best of divine miss m
"Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's...57 tits up there!"
Best of curly
"I'll take a neocon hit piece from you anytime, swwet thing!"
Best of Rodney Dill
New poster for Habitat for Inanity
Best of prince of leaves
"OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!" In this scene from "Invasion of the Lefty Antisemite Bodysnatchers", Bill Clinton reacts to seeing a Zionist after emerging from the pod crypts deep beneath the Carter Center.
Best of prince of leaves
"So, Jimmy, tell me more about this nefarious Jew plot to steal-- OH! Hey, look! News cameras!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Again? It's over that way, Jimmy. You know, you should get your prostate checked, Mini-bladder."
Best of curly
"I went looking for a screwdriver in Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity toolbox, but all I could find was a hammer and a sickle."
Best of Submariner
Secret Service guy: Them, right there - Cap This! crew, pre-emptive strike, now...
Best of Submariner
Tell me again, Jimmah; was it a 'vorpal' rabit like that one?
Hat Tip: Van Helsing
*** Thanks CJ
26 comments:
"Hey, Jimmy, that guy right there with the 'Carter Mondale 1980' t-shirt is screaming 'Allah Akhbar'! WTF does that..." KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!
All together Jimmy, you know the words; "Spingtime for Hitler... in Germany..."
"Hey Jimmy, isn't that your last advisor, sneaking out the back door of the Carter Center?"
O.K. I am only gonna say this one more time, I DID have sexual relations with that woman . . .and that woman . . .and that guy. . . BTW, Jimmy, have you ever spend time in a Turkish prison? Ever seen a grown man naked?
"Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's...57 tits up there!"
“Hillary assigned Jimmy to watch me during the campaign in an effort to keep me out of trouble. He’s not exactly a chick magnet, if you know what I mean.”
“Jimmy may have lusted over women, but I don’t think he ejaculated in the Lincoln bedroom sink like I did.”
“So Jimmy, is Amy seeing anyone?”
“I guess you’re right Jimmy. Peanut oil would work in a pinch when there’s no KY available.”
“The reason Jimmy’s living so long is that he’s never had to experience Hillary’s health care plan. Believe me, once she’s elected, he’ll be joining Gerald Ford.”
"I'll take a neocon hit piece from you anytime, swwet thing!"
Jimmy: "I feel just so at home with you right by my side Billy."
Billy: "Look Gerald Ford just fell down again."
Jimmy: "You ass, he's dead."
Thumper and Humper
New poster for Habitat for Inanity
"Hey, did y'all in the press corps know Jimmy here is a Nobel laureate? I do! [sotto voce] Self-absorbed prick shoves it in your face more often than Kerry and his Vietnam medals..."
"OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!" In this scene from "Invasion of the Lefty Antisemite Bodysnatchers", Bill Clinton reacts to seeing a Zionist after emerging from the pod crypts deep beneath the Carter Center.
"So, Jimmy, tell me more about this nefarious Jew plot to steal-- OH! Hey, look! News cameras!"
Trying to capitalize on the recent energy drink craze, Jimmy Carter introduces the newly reformulated “Billy Beer”, with real “Bill Clinton Piss’ as the primary ingredient.
"Again? It's over that way, Jimmy. You know, you should get your prostate checked, Mini-bladder."
"And the falcon of righteousness shall alight on my arm, and wipe clean the fields of vast, right-wing conspiracies. Oh, man, look what that falcon just did on my sleeve."
"I went looking for a screwdriver in Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity toolbox, but all I could find was a hammer and a sickle."
Where's the third stooge?
Secret Service guy: Them, right there - Cap This! crew, pre-emptive strike, now...
Tell me again, Jimmah; was it a 'vorpal' rabit like that one?
ORA:
Is that your buddy from the "Over The Rainbow" parade?
Take her to my room.
Let me get outta the rain and I'll show you how this silly-assed Jimmy Carter hand-puppet works!
"Well sure, all of the great Presidents' last name began with 'C': Carter, Clinton, Coolidge, Cleveland."
We want you!
We want you!
We want you for a new recruit!
Hey Dhimmi, wanna get a coffe at her shop?
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