Monday, January 29, 2007

Dim and Dhimmi


1. "No, I'm the worst president ever!"

2. "Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her. Did her..."

3. "Look, a Jew! Get him!"

4. "Come on, America. Pull Willy's finger for old time's sake."

5. "Those are fake. Those are fake. Those Are Real. Fake. Fake. Real. Fake..."

6. "He did it! He did it! He actually ate my booger."

7. "That's Rosalyn? What is she like a hundred? Sorry, no swap."

8. "There, right where I'm pointing. Knockers the size of your head! Come on, you still must have a little lust in your heart."

9. After four bong hits, everybody looks like Mr. Poppinfresh to Bill Clinton. ***

10. "Look Out! Killer Rabbit! Gotcha!"

Best of Jonathan
"Hey, Jimmy, that guy right there with the 'Carter Mondale 1980' t-shirt is screaming 'Allah Akhbar'! WTF does that..." KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

Best of Van Helsing
"Hey Jimmy, isn't that your last advisor, sneaking out the back door of the Carter Center?"

Best of bad-d-d-dude
O.K. I am only gonna say this one more time, I DID have sexual relations with that woman . . .and that woman . . .and that guy. .

Best of divine miss m
"Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's...57 tits up there!"

Best of curly
"I'll take a neocon hit piece from you anytime, swwet thing!"

Best of Rodney Dill
New poster for Habitat for Inanity

Best of prince of leaves
"OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!" In this scene from "Invasion of the Lefty Antisemite Bodysnatchers", Bill Clinton reacts to seeing a Zionist after emerging from the pod crypts deep beneath the Carter Center.

Best of prince of leaves
"So, Jimmy, tell me more about this nefarious Jew plot to steal-- OH! Hey, look! News cameras!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Again? It's over that way, Jimmy. You know, you should get your prostate checked, Mini-bladder."

Best of curly
"I went looking for a screwdriver in Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity toolbox, but all I could find was a hammer and a sickle."

Best of Submariner
Secret Service guy: Them, right there - Cap This! crew, pre-emptive strike, now...

Best of Submariner
Tell me again, Jimmah; was it a 'vorpal' rabit like that one?



Hat Tip: Van Helsing

*** Thanks CJ

26 comments:

Jonathan said...

"Hey, Jimmy, that guy right there with the 'Carter Mondale 1980' t-shirt is screaming 'Allah Akhbar'! WTF does that..." KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

lawhawk said...

All together Jimmy, you know the words; "Spingtime for Hitler... in Germany..."

Van Helsing said...

"Hey Jimmy, isn't that your last advisor, sneaking out the back door of the Carter Center?"

bad-d-d-dude said...

O.K. I am only gonna say this one more time, I DID have sexual relations with that woman . . .and that woman . . .and that guy. . . BTW, Jimmy, have you ever spend time in a Turkish prison? Ever seen a grown man naked?

divine miss m said...

"Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's...57 tits up there!"

curly said...

“Hillary assigned Jimmy to watch me during the campaign in an effort to keep me out of trouble. He’s not exactly a chick magnet, if you know what I mean.”

“Jimmy may have lusted over women, but I don’t think he ejaculated in the Lincoln bedroom sink like I did.”

“So Jimmy, is Amy seeing anyone?”

“I guess you’re right Jimmy. Peanut oil would work in a pinch when there’s no KY available.”

“The reason Jimmy’s living so long is that he’s never had to experience Hillary’s health care plan. Believe me, once she’s elected, he’ll be joining Gerald Ford.”

curly said...

"I'll take a neocon hit piece from you anytime, swwet thing!"

Rodney Dill said...

Jimmy: "I feel just so at home with you right by my side Billy."

Rodney Dill said...

Billy: "Look Gerald Ford just fell down again."
Jimmy: "You ass, he's dead."

Rodney Dill said...

Thumper and Humper

Rodney Dill said...

New poster for Habitat for Inanity

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, did y'all in the press corps know Jimmy here is a Nobel laureate? I do! [sotto voce] Self-absorbed prick shoves it in your face more often than Kerry and his Vietnam medals..."

prince of leaves said...

"OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!" In this scene from "Invasion of the Lefty Antisemite Bodysnatchers", Bill Clinton reacts to seeing a Zionist after emerging from the pod crypts deep beneath the Carter Center.

prince of leaves said...

"So, Jimmy, tell me more about this nefarious Jew plot to steal-- OH! Hey, look! News cameras!"

curly said...

Trying to capitalize on the recent energy drink craze, Jimmy Carter introduces the newly reformulated “Billy Beer”, with real “Bill Clinton Piss’ as the primary ingredient.

Jack Reacher said...

"Again? It's over that way, Jimmy. You know, you should get your prostate checked, Mini-bladder."

"And the falcon of righteousness shall alight on my arm, and wipe clean the fields of vast, right-wing conspiracies. Oh, man, look what that falcon just did on my sleeve."

curly said...

"I went looking for a screwdriver in Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity toolbox, but all I could find was a hammer and a sickle."

attmay said...

Where's the third stooge?

Submariner said...

Secret Service guy: Them, right there - Cap This! crew, pre-emptive strike, now...

Submariner said...

Tell me again, Jimmah; was it a 'vorpal' rabit like that one?

Submariner said...

ORA:

Is that your buddy from the "Over The Rainbow" parade?

Submariner said...

Take her to my room.

dusty said...

Let me get outta the rain and I'll show you how this silly-assed Jimmy Carter hand-puppet works!

curly said...

"Well sure, all of the great Presidents' last name began with 'C': Carter, Clinton, Coolidge, Cleveland."

Submariner said...

We want you!
We want you!
We want you for a new recruit!

Submariner said...

Hey Dhimmi, wanna get a coffe at her shop?