1. Before any of you say it, "I'm Crazy Cheesesteak Head, Gimme Some o' That Crazy Candy"
2. "My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C... um... E..."
3. The hazards of having a flat head and giving out hummers in South Philly.
4. "My. Visit. To. The. Brainslug. Homeworld. Was. Pleasant. And. Uneventful. (drool)"
5. Don't show fear. They can sense fear.
6. Ladies and gentlemen, let me present the guy who always wants to sit next to me on the Metro.
7. Okay, let me explain at least two reasons that cheesesteak through the head failed to kill the vampire.
8. "I got a pubic hair in my rear molars. Wanna see?"
9. INSERT John "Putz" Kerry Provolone joke here.
10. Q. How do you make a Packers fan look like a nuclear physicist? A. Stand him next to this guy.
Best of attmay
My mom had an affair with a hammerhead shark, okay? Now get off my back!
Best of Adjustah
Jack was always happy when his wife came back from the gynecologist because she always bought him a free hat.
Best of ChaseSmutley
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!! I GOT A CHEEEZE-STEAK HAT, YEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Best of Kevin Walker
Andrew Sullivan discovers another item he has to shove up his anus.
Best of Kevin Walker
"MY CHEESESTAKE, MY BUSINESS!"
HT: Divine Miss M
Source: Sports Illustrated
11 comments:
It's an Eagles fan, what did you expect?
Tin foil was extra.
My mom had an affair with a hammerhead shark, okay? Now get off my back!
Jack was always happy when his wife came back from the gynecologist because she always bought him a free hat.
"I was born a poor, black child..."
v-word: smenita... so that's what you call it...
You could always spot Pauley Shore's retarded cousin Trip at the games...
"Who you callin' Hammerhead?"
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!! I GOT A CHEEEZE-STEAK HAT, YEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Andrew Sullivan discovers another item he has to shove up his anus.
"If the Boyfriend would open up like that more often, I wouldn't have to resort to other means." Andrew Sullivan whispered dejectedly.
"MY CHEESESTAKE, MY BUSINESS!"
Thanks to Bushhitler's global warming, tin foil will soon become so prohibitively expensive that cheesesteak hats will become the new fashion statement of counterculture crazies everywhere.
"I'm Crazy Cheesesteak Head, Gimme Some o' That..." Oh, uh...didn't see #1 there. "Before any of you say it". Oops. Um...carry on.
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