Friday, January 26, 2007

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

1. After Bruce Wayne was indicted by Elliot Spitzer, Robin was reduced to turning tricks in Times Square.

2. "That last john was the sickest yet. I'm still spitting out beagle fur."

3. "Help, officer! I'm an illegal alien drug dealer. Please shoot me in the ass so I can sue for $5 million."

4. "Mommy, why is that man handcuffed to that street lamp." "He's a B&D fetishist, dear."

5. "Technically, officer, just pleasuring myself with one is not a meter violation."

6. "It's because Republicans are 'Robin' the poor to feed BushCo's imperialist death machine. You fascists have no sense of humor."

7. "Nothing, officer. Just waiting for The Donald to pick me up so I can be his 'young ward' for the evening."

8. "The fetishist rent-boy is a person in your neighborhood...in your neighborhood..."

9. "Not tonight, Officer Barbrady. The Gimp suit is at the cleaners. Sorry"

10. Robin in the Hood

Best of Silhouette
Robin rents the porn flicks, but Batman Returns.

Best of attmay
Why it was a bad idea to let DC Comics produce the remake of "Midnight Cowboy."

Best of Jonathan
Despite his "Crazy Robin" schtick, no one seemed interested in giving Marshall any "crazy candy".

Best of Submariner
A few seconds later, the girl in yellow was heard to say; "Sorry, not interested - I'm looking for a 'Man of Steel,' not a 'Boy Wonder.' "

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hmmmm.... maybe the batmobile really should be purple."

Best of curly
“I wonder why the Bat Signal originated from this pr0n shop?”

Best of curly
Used to hearing actions sounds such as “Bam” and “Kapowie”, Robin’s fans would be disgusted if they could listen in on the grunts and moanings that accompany the superhero as he cruises the gay nightclubs.

Best of Adjustah
POW!! ZAM!! MINCE! QUEEF!!

HT: SondraK
From: This gaywad photo exposition

19 comments:

Silhouette said...

He's hoping "Batman Returns."

Silhouette said...

Or..

Robin rents the porn flicks, but Batman Returns.

Capt. Queeg said...

V,

Coupla photos here look promising...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/zoom/html/2003535399.html

Van Helsing said...

Now at last Pee Wee Herman will be able to watch a movie in peace, unrecognized as his masterbates.

attmay said...

Why it was a bad idea to let DC Comics produce the remake of "Midnight Cowboy."

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan. Robs from the rich and has sex with the poor men.

The Man said...

With the absense of Jack Bauer in the year and a half between seasons 5 and 6, the US had to rely on freelance counter terrorist groups for protection.

prince of leaves said...

"Sorry, honey, 'Batman Returns' was out, so I picked up 'Batman Comes Again' instead..."

prince of leaves said...

Somewhere in America there is a man whose scandalous story will bring down the campaign ambitions of Barack Obama...and wherever he hides, Hillary Clinton's operatives will find him.

Jonathan said...

Despite his "Crazy Robin" schtick, no one seemed interested in giving Marshall any "crazy candy".

Jonathan said...

"Quick, Sheila, pretend you're looking at something across the street and maybe he'll leave us alone!"

Submariner said...

A few seconds later, the girl in yellow was heard to say; "Sorry, not interested - I'm looking for a 'Man of Steel,' not a 'Boy Wonder.' "

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmmm.... maybe the batmobile really should be purple."

curly said...

Until Robin began appearing in porn movies, no one could quite figure out why he was considered a superhero.

curly said...

Thanks to the estrogen treatments, Robin’s dream of being referred to as ‘Robin Red Breast’ might one day become realized.

“I wonder why the Chief’s distress light in the clouds originated from the seedy part of town?”

curly said...

Robin, always Batman’s favorite sycophant, shows up at a gay bar thinking Bruce Wayne suggested a guano bar.

Taking a breather as Batman puts his utility belt back on, Robin realizes perhaps he’s more of a superhero’s sex slave then a superhero’s sidekick.

curly said...

Bruce Wayne , transformed from the mild mannered Batman to a bellicose drunk by the loss of his fortunes in the dotcom collapse, commanded Robin to “get his punk ass out on the street” to help pay the mortgage on the Batcave.

curly said...

Used to hearing actions sounds such as “Bam” and “Kapowie”, Robin’s fans would be disgusted if they could listen in on the grunts and moanings that accompany the superhero as he cruises the gay nightclubs.

Verifiaction: pzoro, as in "making Z shapes whilst peeing in the snow.

Adjustah said...

POW!! ZAM!! MINCE! QUEEF!!