Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Da Bulls


1. Tragedy struck the set of a Merrill-Lynch commercial shoot today.

2. A scene from Enumclaw's traditional "Fellating of the Bulls" festival.

3. Today, a trespassing PETA protester at Ted's Montana Ranch. Tomorrow, a burger at Ted's Montana Grill.

4. Red Bull gives you wings. Monochrome Bull gives you a severe disemboweling.

5. Another victim reaches the end of Dick Cheney's labyrinth.

Best of Rodney Dill
Andrew Sullivan: "Hey, Kobe Beef, I'm open."

Best of jeff
Larry had very odd tastes, even for someone into bestiality.

Best of Submariner
So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...
And now you know the REST of the story.

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh great...the one day I forget to charge my BS detector..."

Best of prince of leaves
This wasn't quite what Carlos had in mind when he answered the personal ad from the "black and horny couple".

Best of curly
Andrew Sullivan's wet dream turned to a nightmare when his subconscious confused the usual “man with two huge balls” with “a man with two huge bulls”.

Inspired by curly
Young punk bulls out for a night of "people-tipping."

Best of sonicfrog
... and welcome back to the action of Castro Streets' second annual " 'Sniffing' of the Bulls"...

Best of Jonathan
Not exactly what Sully had in mind when Googling "raging horny beef", was it?

Best of Submariner
Grandma got run over by a reindeer; GrandPA on the other hand met a more macho ending...

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Dr. Ned's proctology techniques leaned toward the extreme

Rodney Dill said...

Andrew Sullivan: "Hey, Kobe Beef, I'm open."

Rodney Dill said...

Soon to be followed by the running of the bowels

Anonymous said...

Season 6 of 24 got off to a bizzare start. For instance, when LA is overrun by bulls forcing Jack Bauer to torture a cow for information on the head bull.

Submariner said...

The Man said...
"... for information on the head bull."


That's a tough one... Pelosi? Reid? Kennedy? Sheehan? Chris Wallace? The nominee list is ENDLESS!

Submariner said...

OBR:

I wish I knew how to steak you...

divine miss m said...

The Veal Shank Redemption.

Submariner said...

Have my BROTHER hung in your freezer, will you?

jeff said...

Larry had very odd tastes, even for someone into bestiality.

Submariner said...

So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...

And now you know the REST of the story.

Submariner said...

So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...

And now you know the REST of the story.

prince of leaves said...

"Oh great...the one day I forget to charge my BS detector..."

prince of leaves said...

This wasn't quite what Carlos had in mind when he answered the personal ad from the "black and horny couple".

prince of leaves said...

By the time passersby realized it wasn't some sort of weird "performance art", the bulls had already consumed Carlos' legs and lower torso.

prince of leaves said...

Where centaurs come from.

curly said...

Andrew Sullivan's wet dream turned to a nightmare when his subconscious confused the usual “man with two huge balls” with “a man with two huge bulls”.


George regrets wearing his leather belt.

curly said...

"I bet you don't think cow tipping is very funny right now, do ya punk?"

curly said...

George is reminded of his tryst in the ditch with Cindy Sheehan.

curly said...

Getting caught underfoot in a bovine stampede: yet another job Americans are too lazy to do for themselves.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

... and welcome back to the action of Castro Streets' second annual " 'Sniffing' of the Bulls"...

sonicfrog said...

Holly Smokes Sid! Come check this George guy out! He's hung bigger that we are!!!

Anonymous said...

Not exactly what Sully had in mind when Googling "raging horny beef", was it?

Submariner said...

A word of warning to the wise - al'Gore takes it personally when you disparage the "Global Warming" myth...

Submariner said...

Grandma got run over by a reindeer; GrandPA on the other hand met a more macho ending...

attmay said...

All right, all right! I'll stop singing "Wooly Bully," just call off the stampede!