1. Tragedy struck the set of a Merrill-Lynch commercial shoot today.
2. A scene from Enumclaw's traditional "Fellating of the Bulls" festival.
3. Today, a trespassing PETA protester at Ted's Montana Ranch. Tomorrow, a burger at Ted's Montana Grill.
4. Red Bull gives you wings. Monochrome Bull gives you a severe disemboweling.
5. Another victim reaches the end of Dick Cheney's labyrinth.
Best of Rodney Dill
Andrew Sullivan: "Hey, Kobe Beef, I'm open."
Best of jeff
Larry had very odd tastes, even for someone into bestiality.
Best of Submariner
So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...
And now you know the REST of the story.
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh great...the one day I forget to charge my BS detector..."
Best of prince of leaves
This wasn't quite what Carlos had in mind when he answered the personal ad from the "black and horny couple".
Best of curly
Andrew Sullivan's wet dream turned to a nightmare when his subconscious confused the usual “man with two huge balls” with “a man with two huge bulls”.
Inspired by curly
Young punk bulls out for a night of "people-tipping."
Best of sonicfrog
... and welcome back to the action of Castro Streets' second annual " 'Sniffing' of the Bulls"...
Best of Jonathan
Not exactly what Sully had in mind when Googling "raging horny beef", was it?
Best of Submariner
Grandma got run over by a reindeer; GrandPA on the other hand met a more macho ending...
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Dr. Ned's proctology techniques leaned toward the extreme
Andrew Sullivan: "Hey, Kobe Beef, I'm open."
Soon to be followed by the running of the bowels
Season 6 of 24 got off to a bizzare start. For instance, when LA is overrun by bulls forcing Jack Bauer to torture a cow for information on the head bull.
The Man said...
"... for information on the head bull."
That's a tough one... Pelosi? Reid? Kennedy? Sheehan? Chris Wallace? The nominee list is ENDLESS!
OBR:
I wish I knew how to steak you...
The Veal Shank Redemption.
Have my BROTHER hung in your freezer, will you?
Larry had very odd tastes, even for someone into bestiality.
So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...
And now you know the REST of the story.
So you see, Juan, there IS a reason that the "mountain oysters" are sometimes rather small in Madrid; the bull doesn't always lose...
And now you know the REST of the story.
"Oh great...the one day I forget to charge my BS detector..."
This wasn't quite what Carlos had in mind when he answered the personal ad from the "black and horny couple".
By the time passersby realized it wasn't some sort of weird "performance art", the bulls had already consumed Carlos' legs and lower torso.
Where centaurs come from.
Andrew Sullivan's wet dream turned to a nightmare when his subconscious confused the usual “man with two huge balls” with “a man with two huge bulls”.
George regrets wearing his leather belt.
"I bet you don't think cow tipping is very funny right now, do ya punk?"
George is reminded of his tryst in the ditch with Cindy Sheehan.
Getting caught underfoot in a bovine stampede: yet another job Americans are too lazy to do for themselves.
... and welcome back to the action of Castro Streets' second annual " 'Sniffing' of the Bulls"...
Holly Smokes Sid! Come check this George guy out! He's hung bigger that we are!!!
Not exactly what Sully had in mind when Googling "raging horny beef", was it?
A word of warning to the wise - al'Gore takes it personally when you disparage the "Global Warming" myth...
Grandma got run over by a reindeer; GrandPA on the other hand met a more macho ending...
All right, all right! I'll stop singing "Wooly Bully," just call off the stampede!
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