Thursday, January 11, 2007

By the way, there's an Army truck in the background



1. "Gee, officer, this is one weird sobriety test."

2. ♪ "You're gon-na make it after all" ♪

3. Oh, yes, yes, you're a naughty, bad little teapot, aren't you?

4. "Torture!" shrieked Andrew Sullivan. "What man would want to have to look at a thing like that?"

5. The Army has really whipped Monica Lewinsky into shape. And she's still wearing a black beret.

Best of jeff
"Okay, someone call Gen. Shinseki - after 5 years we've finally found someone the beret looks good on."

Best of Jack Reacher
Private David Miller stretches the Army's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy to its absolute limit.

Best of andthenblammo!
Staff Sergeant Trixie's training course on "Field-Stripping Your .38's" was always extremely well attended.

Best of andthenblammo!
"This is a classic demonstration of how to fool your enemy; dress for land tactics, and then engage in navel manuvuers."

Best of prince of leaves
With her pinup-girl figure, girl-next-door smile, and vise-like thigh-grip the Inge Mk.3 Espionage Fembot would have been a formidable secret weapon had the Nazi scientists only had time to work out the bugs.

Best of Silhouette
What? Not one caption about soldiers standing at attention?

Best of nuts for tuna
All of the Joint Chiefs of Staff realized that leaving Fran Drescher to languish on syndication was a terrible waste, given the eardrum bleeding and other pain that inevitably accompanied hearing her whine.



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20 comments:

jeff said...

"Okay, someone call Gen. Shinseki - after 5 years we've finally found someone the beret looks good on."

I should take heart - that misshapen beret actually makes mine look good.

"Why am I wearing a wool sock on my head in the middle of summer?"

Jack Reacher said...

Private David Miller stretches the Army's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy to its absolute limit.

andthenblammo! said...

Staff Sergeant Trixie's training course on "Field-Stripping Your .38's" was always extremely well attended.

andthenblammo! said...

"Dipwad, I told you a million times; Cosmoline is a preservative,not a lubricant . At least your zipper will never rust."

andthenblammo! said...

While General George Patton's 2 slapping incidents in Sicily have become notorious, the curtains of time have been mercifully drawn over the "gets pants tangled in pistol belt and boots, falls down and shoots self in weezer" affair.

andthenblammo! said...

"Dammit, you maggots always get everything backwards. You were supposed to pick up your gawddam socks!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Today's field problem is combining a frontal pincers movement with invading the enemy's rear areas. Any volunteers?"

andthenblammo! said...

It took a while to figure out why the Army's first female recruiting sergeant was also the highest producing recruiter in Army history. The answer was immediately classified "Top Secret Ultra".

andthenblammo! said...

"These are my weapons, they weigh a ton.
One is for killing, one is for fun.
You get to come over and guess which one!"

andthenblammo! said...

"If Colonel Potter had known this was going to be Hawkeye's replacement, he'd have transfered the whiny bastard to Attu a long time ago. And would have thrown in that Trapper putz, too."

andthenblammo! said...

"This is a classic demonstration of how to fool your enemy; dress for land tactics, and then engage in navel manuvuers."

prince of leaves said...

"Hi, I'm Corporal Punishment, and I'm here for the Battle of the Bulge!"

prince of leaves said...

With her pinup-girl figure, girl-next-door smile, and vise-like thigh-grip the Inge Mk.3 Espionage Fembot would have been a formidable secret weapon had the Nazi scientists only had time to work out the bugs.

prince of leaves said...

Nice warheads.

Silhouette said...

"Your mother wears Army boots" doesn't seem like such an insult anymore.

Silhouette said...

In theory, what you put in camouflage is less noticable.

CJ said...

During Sweeps Month on the History Channel, R Lee Ermey brings in a co-host for Mail Call.

Silhouette said...

What? Not one caption about soldiers standing at attention?

nuts for tuna said...

All of the Joint Chiefs of Staff realized that leaving Fran Drescher to languish on syndication was a terrible waste, given the eardrum bleeding and other pain that inevitably accompanied hearing her whine.

Mo K said...

Damn, blammo! Your prolificness is astounding!