Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Body Paint and Child Abuse


1. "'Call Child Protective Services?' Are you ungrateful little shits putting down the Chargers defense?"

2. Reese leads Malcolm and Dewey on another bizarre misadventure.

3. Smeared with yellow and blue icing, the boys were promptly delivered to Barney Frank's birthday party.

4. NY Post Headline: Jacko Gets Blue Balls From Blue Boys

5. "Hey, you in the cheesesteak hat! You look like an idiot."

6. Barney Frank takes up finger painting.

7. Watching in the background, a freshly shaved Rob Reiner can barely hold down his arousal with both hands.

8. "Hey, my antennae are picking up a transmission. 'Remember. To. Drink. Your. Ovaltine. - K. Rove.'"

9. "Hey, you guys. That priest just gave us season tickets to Notre Dame's whole season."

10. 49ers home games always get an attendance surge on NAMBLA day at Monster Stadium.

Best of Rodney Dill
"My poop turned green!"

Best of jeff
Mel Gibson said, "I could have used them in Braveheart... they aren't Jewish are they?"

Best of ChaseSmutley
"I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!!"

Best of prince of leaves
Why Cheronians and Andorians ought never perform rishathra.


Hattip: Divine the Miss M
Source: SI

12 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Earl, why'd mom say Nanu Nanu when we left."

Rodney Dill said...

"My poop turned green!"

Rodney Dill said...

The budget for XMEN IV was reduced from the previous movies.

Anonymous said...

"No, Senator Webb, we're not Cambodian. Why do you ask?"

jeff said...

Mel Gibson said, "I could have used them in Braveheart... they aren't Jewish are they?"

Anonymous said...

"I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!!"

jeff said...

"What do you mean painting a weird symbol on our chests doesn't make us superheroes?!?"

Anonymous said...

San Francisco's new military recruits.

prince of leaves said...

Why Cheronians and Andorians ought never perform rishathra.

Adjustah said...

Yell No Evil, Sneeze No Evil, Too Late I P'eed Evil.

sonicfrog said...

Teen Titans, GO!!!

sonicfrog said...

Incredibley huge birthmarks are common in the Jansen family tree.