Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Beach Nuts, Pt. 2


1. She lured him out with a promise of "sex on the beach." He thought she was going to get him drunk. Instead, she took him to some lame-ass, smelly, hippie protest b---s---. The bitch had to die.

2. "You called me 'Jimmy Carter' in the midst of our lovemaking. I will kill you."

3. "You didn't give me enough tinfoil and now the back of my brain is exposed to the Karl Rove mind-control beams. For this, I will kill you."

4. "This takes me back to the sixties... you know, when that Republican warmonger Lincoln took us to war against the south so he and his buddies could loot all the cotton. By the way, I will kill you."

5. Norman Mailer: Closet Armpit fetishist.

Best of The Man
Tin foil on the head, crap in the pants. I love senility.

Best of Adjustah
Enthusiastic Ottawa Senator's fans wait in line.

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
Hillary's black helicopters are coming to rescue us ... and in the nick of time. Make sure you flash 'em.

Best of prince of leaves
Silly moonbats...the foil doesn't protect you, it just helps Karl Rove's mind rays turn your cranium into a grey-matter Jiffy-Pop.



Sourced out of: Zombietime
HT: Jonathan Yunger

15 comments:

Zeke said...

several followers of Xenu begin the basting instructions found in their holy book, "How to serve humans"

Zeke said...

Sniper schools loved it when the gov't allowed them to practice on senior citizens that filled to many medicare claims

Van Helsing said...

Very thoughtful: the shiny tinfoil will give the seagulls something to aim for.

Anonymous said...

Tin foil on the head, crap in the pants. I love senility.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Sullivan: If you would have cared so much about protection back in 72, little Andrew would not have been born. Damn you woman.

Kevin Walker said...

LOL @ V's #4! Perfect!

divine miss m said...

"Ay-uh, aliens ain't interrupted our brain waves once since me and the missus been wearin' tin-foil hats."

Adjustah said...

Enthusiastic Ottawa Senator's fans wait in line.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Hillary's black helicopters are coming to rescue us ... and in the nick of time. Make sure you flash 'em.

Silhouette said...

But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Sneetches
would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches."

prince of leaves said...

"I'm tellin' ya, Margie, I think this tinfoil bit is just some wingnut infiltrator's ironic prank to make us look like fools..."

prince of leaves said...

Silly moonbats...the foil doesn't protect you, it just helps Karl Rove's mind rays turn your cranium into a grey-matter Jiffy-Pop.

Rodney Dill said...

(OBR) Brokeback Moonbat

Adjustah said...

"Wow, look at that guy with the cheesesteak on his head. How stupid does he look!"

Adjustah said...

Disguised as Jiffy-Pop, Enos and Clem tried to sneak out of the compound.