Beach Nuts, Pt. 1

1. Source of the "New York Gas Smell" uncovered.

2. Wave good-by to your sanity everyone. Bye-bye.

3. This happens every time Kobe goes to the beach.

4. Moonbattery melts in your brain, not in your hands.

5. I told them that seagull droppings were a blessing from Mother Gaia, and they should catch and anoint themselves with them.

Best of racerboy
"All hail Jay! Oh, Jay, can you see..."

Best of attmay
And one, and two, and one, and two. Let's lose those spare tires, people! Feel the burn!

Best of divine miss m
VVORA: The man said sit here and the potatoes would be forthcomin'.

Best of Jack Reacher
"There's a white Volvo in the lot, has a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker, and its lights are on. Who owns a white Volvo with a Kerry/Edwards sticker?"

Best of prince of leaves
"Everyone whose politics are motivated solely by an insatiable 'Love Me, Daddy!' drive for parental attention, raise your hands..."

Best of prince of leaves
"Hail Yog-Sothoth, Master Of Dimensions, God Of Desolation, Messanger Of Terror! Hail Nyarlathotep, Unsleeping Lord Of Sin, Herald Of The Barrier!"

Best of ChaseSmutley
Hale-Bopp II: The Next Mutilation

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