Sunday, January 28, 2007

"Ah fart in yer... uh... *direct* direction!"


1. Courtesy of the Tufte Institute: the Democrat position on terrorism, illustrated graphically.

2. Dear V the K, Please stop giving Andrew ideas, signed, The Boyfriend

3. Ironically, Tom was wondering how his blond, big-chested girlfriend was doing with the car.

4. I guess this is symbolic of how Blue State America is always sticking its nose into Red State America's business, or something.

5. Whoa! This is filthy! Why would any man want to put his junk in there?

Best of evariste
Shock jocks all across the nation are finding that people will do anything, and I mean anything, to win a Nintendo Wii.

Best of evariste
The French are really going overboard with the invasive doping tests for American Tour de France riders.

Best of evariste
Now that I've experienced the pain of childbirth, I promise to be more sensitive toward women.

Best of Submariner
Why "blue America" votes the way it does...

Best of Submariner
You're right, Robin. That parking meter really loosened you up!

Best of curly
Tired of waiting months for his HMO to authorize a colonoscopy, Ted was forced to seek out the alternatives.

Andrew Sullivan sighs and gives his highest rating: Two fists up, way up!

Best of Van Helsing
"Cool, I can see out your navel."

Best of attmay
That's the last time sonicfrog gets to pick the Thursday photo!

Best of TC
RED GUY (aka St Andy): "Say you're Glenn Reynolds and I've made you my willing thrall... Say it! or I swear, "I WILL SQUEEZE."

Best of divine miss m
Conjoined twins Ed and Fred turned a bummer of a birth defect into a lucrative professional wrestling career.


HT: Six Degrees of Blondeness

33 comments:

evariste said...

Shock jocks all across the nation are finding that people will do anything, and I mean anything, to win a Nintendo Wii.

evariste said...

Why do I have my head up this guy's ass? Well, I lost a bet, and it was either this or be seen with a Zune in public.

evariste said...

Nice hat.

evariste said...

The French are really going overboard with the invasive doping tests for American Tour de France riders.

evariste said...

Another illegal resorts to extreme desperate measures to enter the USA.

evariste said...

Now that I've experienced the pain of childbirth, I promise to be more sensitive toward women.

Submariner said...

Why "blue America" votes the way it does...

Submariner said...

Dammit Andrew! Why can I taste 'beagle?'

Submariner said...

You're right, Robin. That parking meter really loosened you up!

Submariner said...

Ellen Degenerate giggled; "Taht gives me an idea for later..."

Submariner said...

Nothin to be seein' here folks, it's just Sen Clinton and Speaker Pelosi discussin' debate techniques. Please to be movin' along.

prince of leaves said...

With the big Russian tied down with his trademark Craniorectal Headlock, Jim was well on his way to winning the gold...until Pavel sneezed, spewing red-lycra-clad flesh across the arena.

Chip said...

Ever notice how really really masculine things can suddenly become supergay? Leather chaps: motorcyclist, or...?

TC said...

the heretofore unheard of wrasslin' move: "the flatulence flip" is locked, loaded, and ready to be unleashed!

curly said...

Tied of waiting months for his HMO to authorize a colonoscopy, Ted was forced to seek out the alternatives.

Andrew Sullivan sighs and gives his highest rating: Two fists up, way up!

In the Gay Olympics, rectum wrestling is more popular that figure skating.

“Sahzam Robin! Your ‘Batcave’ is quite roomy. No wonder Batman parks his ‘Batmobile’ here every night.”

Van Helsing said...

"Cool, I can see out your navel."

racerboy said...

Convinced traditional management techniques are on the out, the Harvard Business School's Wrestling Team practices experimental new team-building management techniques...

curly said...

I wish I knew how to sh!t you.

Rodney Dill said...

Edgar attempts the move on the Russian Opponent, that would later be know as the Polonium 210 Maneuver.

Kevin Walker said...

Then Sully's alarm clock went off.

attmay said...

That's the last time sonicfrog gets to pick the Thursday photo!

attmay said...

Why it was a bad idea to let Ang Lee direct the remake of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

Silhouette said...

In this case, I guess, "USA" stands for Up Sully's Anus.

Submariner said...

Sully; "I TOLD you, boyfriend. Wikipedia's descriptions of wild sex acts are like the McGiver show - there's always one important fact missing... Now shut up and make the 'motorboat sounds' again!"

TC said...

RED GUY (aka St Andy): "Say you're Glenn Reynolds and I've made you my willing thrall... Say it! or I swear, "I WILL SQUEEZE."

evariste said...

After the Enumclaw scene got closed down, the fellas had to improvise a new way to get their kicks.

Anonymous said...

That's the worst case of hemmoroids I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Nope, nope I still think we have this wrong Bill

Jonathan said...

Scenes from a San Francisco maternity ward.

divine miss m said...

Conjoined twins Ed and Fred turned a bummer of a birth defect into a lucrative professional wrestling career.

Adjustah said...

Dick Grayson hated Bruce Wayne's "special" morning visits...

Rodney Dill said...

Scooter Libby's brother, Pooter.

Double the U said...

Conjoined twins Mike and Matt were connected at the head.