
1. Howard Dean stammered, "Truly, he is the Chosen One, who will aid the DNC in restoring the rule of the
Dark Old Ones."
2.
ORAThe Witches of Scottsdale were a lot more hardcore than their sisters in Eastwick.
3. It goes without saying what orifice Andrew Sullivan used in topping this feat.
4. Hillary was outraged when she learned someone else had eaten her breakfast.
5. Mares eat oats, and does eat oats and trollish little freaks eat live rattlesnakes.
6. "Richard Gere... Call Me!"
7. Donald Pleasance reprises in
Halloween III: Season of the Witch LIVE!
8. Ironically, he lost on
Fear Factor for refusing to eat a horse testicle.
9. And then he sneezed and wiped out the whole front row.
10. Only slightly less freakish and frightening than Pelosi Murtha and Conyers running the US House of Representatives.
Hat Tip: The Voice of Waylon Jennings
Best of The Man Holy Crap Stan. What did you have to drink!
Best of Submariner Andrew yawned, "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt, and already used it for a dust rag."
Maverick smirked as he left the stateroom, "A bet's a bet, Captain, and I DID win that battle..."
Barney sniffed, "I said gobble my 'trouser' snake, Freshman..."
Best of Van Helsing This is why snake eggs must be thoroughly cooked before being eaten.
Best of Silhouette Some of the tributes at Steve Irwin's funeral were touching.
Best of Anonymous Photographic proof that the white man speaks with forked tongue.
Best of champaignken A little known American Indian cure for intestinal gerbilitis.
You think this is dangerous, I went out on a date with Andrew Sullivan.
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Best of Anonymous Reverend Haggerty has stuffed worse in his mouth.
Best of What, me worry? "Mom, Grandpa's throwing up more Democrats!"
Even the most ardent homosexual creeps were grossed out by Bob's new writhing tongue stud.
Best of Submariner Mary Matlin always dreaded the Carvel family reunions...
Best of prince of leaves "What's an Appalachian Kiss? It's sorta like a French Kiss...but with the Spirit of the Lord, Hallleeeeeeloooooooyah!"