1. "No, ma'am, I'd say you were too late to be the Thursday babe... about 70 years too late."
2. "Um... I choose bombs."
3. Warning: Do not spend more than four hours on the Kegel Exerciser. This woman is 24 years old.
4. "Grandma's Wedgie" was a huge country hit for Garth Brooks in 1994.
5. "Well, now you've done it. All the grandchildren are now gay. Happy now?"
Best of Adjustah
"Please lady, no I don't want any free hugs..."
Best of divine miss m
Mean Ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.
Best of Silhouette
Failed ad campaign #43 Buy Depends. Because some clothes shrink when they get wet.
Best of Straight8
Ma'am, there's been a unanimous request that you stay away from the food vendors.
Best of Anonymous
That Wal-Mart vest is a chick magnet.
Best of prince of leaves
Appropriately enough, Marge operated the carnival's cottage cheese stand.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Frankly I think GoldenPalace dot Com could've better spent their money."
Best of nevergrewup
After working for months, as the Barbara Bush look alike call girl for the Iraq Study Group, Sally took a much needed vacation.
Best of Cricket
Mrs. Claus takes a vacation and learns about Bermuda thongs.
Best of divine miss m
Jell-O's efforts to corner the senior citizen market with its "Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle" campaign fell disasterously short of the mark.
Best of Submariner
Melba? You know how I always say "You look fine, let's go?" Maybe I shoulda actually looked at you before we left this time...
Best of Anonymous
Frank gets the mace ready, just in case Eunice, the self-described "stud magnet", decides to take anything else off....
Best of Submariner
Yes, Emma. Saline injections have made you a perfect match for "Inflated Scrotum Guy."
Best of Submariner
Yes it IS a strange coincidence that your right thigh is a perfect relief map of the Cascades...
H/T: Six Degrees of Blondness
28 comments:
"Please lady, no I don't want any free hugs..."
Mean Ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.
The man selling binoculars went out of business. Another man selling blindfolds, however, made a mint.
Failed ad campaign #43
Buy Depends. Because some clothes shrink when they get wet.
"You were right, Martha. That Brazilian was the way to go."
Do NOT mess with carny moths.
"No, I haven't seen any 'Free Hugs" signs around here."
Ma'am, there's been a unanimous request that you stay away from the food vendors.
That Wal-Mart vest is a chick magnet.
Appropriately enough, Marge operated the carnival's cottage cheese stand.
Madonna in twenty years.
"Frankly I think GoldenPalace dot Com could've better spent their money."
"Billabong, huh?"
After working for months, as the Barbara Bush look alike call girl for the Iraq Study Group, Sally took a much needed vacation.
Mrs. Claus takes a vacation and learns about Bermuda thongs.
Ack! We have much better taste here in Bermuda!
Jell-O's efforts to corner the senior citizen market with its "Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle" campaign fell disasterously short of the mark.
Madonna caught before her spa retreat.
Whoa, Al; you've REALLY let yourself go!
Melba? You know how I always say "You look fine, let's go?" Maybe I shoulda actually looked at you before we left this time...
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Weight loss aid.
"T'was I", said Mo the K.
Uh, who sent you the pic, that is!
(Inspired by the fella...er... too sexseh for his shorts...)
Frank gets the mace ready, just in case Eunice, the self-described "stud magnet", decides to take anything else off....
Hillary strikes a pose for the "Hill on the Hill in '08" campaign photos...
Yes, Emma. Saline injections have made you a perfect match for "Inflated Scrotum Guy."
Barnum and Bailey's came up with a new, non-intrusive medicinal aid when the FDA banned Ipecac syrup in the public aid tent.
Yes it IS a strange coincidence that your right thigh is a perfect relief map of the Cascades...
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