Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Who Wears Short Shorts?


1. "No, ma'am, I'd say you were too late to be the Thursday babe... about 70 years too late."

2. "Um... I choose bombs."

3. Warning: Do not spend more than four hours on the Kegel Exerciser. This woman is 24 years old.

4. "Grandma's Wedgie" was a huge country hit for Garth Brooks in 1994.

5. "Well, now you've done it. All the grandchildren are now gay. Happy now?"

Best of Adjustah
"Please lady, no I don't want any free hugs..."

Best of divine miss m
Mean Ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.

Best of Silhouette
Failed ad campaign #43 Buy Depends. Because some clothes shrink when they get wet.

Best of Straight8
Ma'am, there's been a unanimous request that you stay away from the food vendors.

Best of Anonymous
That Wal-Mart vest is a chick magnet.

Best of prince of leaves
Appropriately enough, Marge operated the carnival's cottage cheese stand.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Frankly I think GoldenPalace dot Com could've better spent their money."

Best of nevergrewup
After working for months, as the Barbara Bush look alike call girl for the Iraq Study Group, Sally took a much needed vacation.

Best of Cricket
Mrs. Claus takes a vacation and learns about Bermuda thongs.

Best of divine miss m
Jell-O's efforts to corner the senior citizen market with its "Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle" campaign fell disasterously short of the mark.

Best of Submariner
Melba? You know how I always say "You look fine, let's go?" Maybe I shoulda actually looked at you before we left this time...

Best of Anonymous
Frank gets the mace ready, just in case Eunice, the self-described "stud magnet", decides to take anything else off....

Best of Submariner
Yes, Emma. Saline injections have made you a perfect match for "Inflated Scrotum Guy."

Best of Submariner
Yes it IS a strange coincidence that your right thigh is a perfect relief map of the Cascades...

H/T: Six Degrees of Blondness

28 comments:

Adjustah said...

"Please lady, no I don't want any free hugs..."

divine miss m said...

Mean Ol' Mr. Gravity's gone and done it again.

Silhouette said...

The man selling binoculars went out of business. Another man selling blindfolds, however, made a mint.

Silhouette said...

Failed ad campaign #43

Buy Depends. Because some clothes shrink when they get wet.

Silhouette said...

"You were right, Martha. That Brazilian was the way to go."

Silhouette said...

Do NOT mess with carny moths.

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I haven't seen any 'Free Hugs" signs around here."

Straight8 said...

Ma'am, there's been a unanimous request that you stay away from the food vendors.

Anonymous said...

That Wal-Mart vest is a chick magnet.

prince of leaves said...

Appropriately enough, Marge operated the carnival's cottage cheese stand.

sonicfrog said...

Madonna in twenty years.

Rodney Dill said...

"Frankly I think GoldenPalace dot Com could've better spent their money."

Rodney Dill said...

"Billabong, huh?"

nevergrewup said...

After working for months, as the Barbara Bush look alike call girl for the Iraq Study Group, Sally took a much needed vacation.

Cricket said...

Mrs. Claus takes a vacation and learns about Bermuda thongs.

Adjustah said...

Ack! We have much better taste here in Bermuda!

divine miss m said...

Jell-O's efforts to corner the senior citizen market with its "Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle" campaign fell disasterously short of the mark.

Cricket said...

Madonna caught before her spa retreat.

Submariner said...

Whoa, Al; you've REALLY let yourself go!

Submariner said...

Melba? You know how I always say "You look fine, let's go?" Maybe I shoulda actually looked at you before we left this time...

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Weight loss aid.

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

"T'was I", said Mo the K.

Six Degrees of Blondness said...

Uh, who sent you the pic, that is!

(Inspired by the fella...er... too sexseh for his shorts...)

Anonymous said...

Frank gets the mace ready, just in case Eunice, the self-described "stud magnet", decides to take anything else off....

Submariner said...

Hillary strikes a pose for the "Hill on the Hill in '08" campaign photos...

Submariner said...

Yes, Emma. Saline injections have made you a perfect match for "Inflated Scrotum Guy."

Submariner said...

Barnum and Bailey's came up with a new, non-intrusive medicinal aid when the FDA banned Ipecac syrup in the public aid tent.

Submariner said...

Yes it IS a strange coincidence that your right thigh is a perfect relief map of the Cascades...