Monday, December 04, 2006

Who Wants To Hug a Smelly Hippie?

1. "I smell bad, but my heart is pure. Doesn't that count for something, Little Eichmann?"

2. Unexpectedly, Dick Cheney responded to Mary's early rebellion with tolerance and understanding, and so she had no choice but to go lesbo.

3. On the streets of Teheran, the Democrats deploy their anti-terror strategy.

4. And if Sunshine Rainbow's hair is in compliance with usual standards of hippie hygiene, you get free bugs as a bonus.

5. "Spend one day with the hippies, and you realize how truly refreshing and unpretentious, hard core, New York degenerates are." - Paul Morrissey, I Shot Andy Warhol.

Best of Rodney Dill
The crowd dwindled after they realized the sign didn't say 'Free Drugs.'

Best of Silhouette
"No, it's not an actual tail. I just braided my back hair."

Best of Silhouette
It was a smaller protest for Mumia's cellmate, Hugs.

Best of Anonymous
"... because I didn't know how to spell Palestine."

Best of Cybrludite
Moonflower comments on the Marine who banged her last night.

Best of Jonathan
"OK, so Hillary's ass is THAT wide. What's your point?"

Best of Jonathan
"Sunshine, Kobe says he doesn't care how open you are...he ain't gettin' CLOSE to here!"

Best of Anonymous
Hey, you with the tail! Give her back her helmet!"

Best of Anonymous
Sure, the hugs are free, but who's gonna pay for the flea dips afterwards?

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not shown in the picture: police protect those in the counterprotest across the street. Most of those signs read "Free Soap."

Anonymous said...

Old hippies never die. They just smell that way.

Van Helsing said...

The Twins ought to hire them to clear out the stadium between games of day-night doubleheaders.

Rodney Dill said...

The crowd dwindled after they realized the sign didn't say 'Free Drugs.'

Silhouette said...

"No, it's not an actual tail. I just braided my back hair."

Silhouette said...

And later, the free clinic.

Silhouette said...

It was a smaller protest for Mumia's cellmate, Hugs.

Anonymous said...

"... because I didn't know how to spell Palestine."

Anonymous said...

"... because 'hummers' was too long"

Cybrludite said...

How'ta speak Redneck, y'all: Target Rich Enviroment

Cybrludite said...

Moonflower comments on the Marine who banged her last night.

Jonathan said...

"OK, so Hillary's ass is THAT wide. What's your point?"

Jonathan said...

"Sunshine, Kobe says he doesn't care how open you are...he ain't gettin' CLOSE to here!"

Jonathan said...

DWEEZIL: Petunia, you smell like patchouli!

PETUNIA: Oh, Dweezil, you say the most romantic things!

attmay said...

Oh, come on! Please let me give you free hugs! Pretty please?

Anonymous said...

Hey, you with the tail! Give her back her helmet!"

Anonymous said...

Sure, the hugs are free, but who's gonna pay for the flea dips afterwards?