1. After Grandma got run over by a reindeer, grandpa became bitter, perverted, and often photoshopped.2. John McCain lets the voters know how he feels about Free Speech.
3. "Can't use the ladies room, can I? Well, here's what I say to that!"
4. "Try to put me in a burqa? Here's what I think about that."
5. 'The Boyfriend' doesn't care to have his picture taken.
6. "Pick some giant psycho-hallucinatory insect over me for your running mate? F-You Kucinich!"
7. We've replaced grandpa's Alzheimer's meds with discount Mexican "Vi@gr@." Let's see if he notices.
8. "Because you can't get a Rosie O'Donnell Blow Up Doll and this was the next best thing. Now, frak off!"
9. How nature says, 'Do Not Touch!'
10. Tim Johnson was never the same after the stroke.*
I think the HT goes to Frank, or maybe Right Wing Conspirator. Maybe SondraK?
* That's gonna put a potato in some tailpipes. If that offends you, mentally substitute the ORA Caption: "He said 'Garp' and then he said 'Good!'"
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Charlotte could only look on in horror from the ceiling; this was not the future she'd imagined for Wilbur.
"The imam says: if the pig's inflatable, it's not haram. So f-you!"
Dr. Kevorkian relaxes after "assisting" another terminally ill patient.
Kicking out the Salvation Army was one thing, selling Che T-shirts was another, but Target's "Alternative Santa Claus" may have crossed a line.
Latex ain't pork, so the house is still Kosher, right Rabbi?
Though treasured by two generations, for many the last season of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood spoiled its memory forever.
So, now we see what the real Joy Behar household looks like. It explains much.
It looks like Howard Dean could face some competition for Chairman of the DNC.
So how did you THINK the "other, other" meat got white?
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
"Pulled Pork"
We always referred to him as "Inflated Scrotum Guy" but I didn't really think...
Only in California. Well, at least he's not running for Governor... or is he???
Pork - the other white meat!
"Yeah? Well we both voted democrat, so piss off !!!"
Grandpa reacts to the news that his outfit looked a whole lot better on the train-track gal.
Grandpa! When you asked if I "wanted to tackle a few pigskins" I thought we were gonna play football...
Bill fretted, "I thought Monica was MY girl..."
"Back off or the sheep gets it too!"
"Babe 3: Midnight Pig"
"I don't know how to get over ewe"
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During WWII the nazis made their POWs dress up like French whores.
Grandpa said; "V, you had me at '* That's gonna put a potato in some tailpipes.'"
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Ang Lee remakes "Grumpy old Men."
Damn... al'Gore has really let himself go!
All I'm sayin' Gramps is that I really hope Gram Scotchguarded the couch...
I wish someone would put a potato in my tailpipe.
There's more than one way to stuff an animal.
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When Gramps said he was takin' up taxidermy I had a different picture of the technique he'd use...
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It's kinda hard to blame him. I mean - Redskins fans really haven't had much to satisfy them since John Rigggin's days, right?
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"Piggly Wiggly!"
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Where did you find my family's photo album, V?!
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