1. Barney Frank holds another one of his sexy parties.
2. Contrary to the PSA, there are times not to talk about smoking and drugs with your kids.
3. Dwarf-Tossing became an approved sport just in time for the 2008 Butchers-of-Beijing Olympics.
4. Lacking their father's martial arts prowess, Jackie Chan's children were reduced to performing in low-budget Japanese fetish pr0n.
5. "Well, F-YOU Roundeye! You couldn't PAY US to take your skanky daughter to the prom."
Best of Frank IBC
I feel this weird combination of attraction and repulsion... it's almost magnetic.
Best of CJ
Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters S & M.
Best of prince of leaves
"Shh! We're replacing Barney Frank's usual playthings with new S&N Brand Bukkake Boys! Let's see if he notices!"
Best of Rodney Dill
OK, I seen 'em, now I wanna go stick my head in a turbocharger too.
Best of GOP & College
The things you'll do for a hit of Meth...
Best of Zeke
Laugh if you want to but these noble souls are the only two men tiny and brave enough to crawl thru a whales stomach and fish out all the plastic that you dump in the oceans!
Best of Adjustah
Tron and Ram were convinced that they could now finally defeat the Master Control Program...
Best of divine miss m
Please welcome the hosts of the "Shave Your Junk" video-podcast.
Best of divine miss m
Don we now our gay apparel!
Best of Submariner
Ms Madonna? We'll be ready for the opening act as soon as you put on your mylar diaphragm...
Best of lawhawk
That's what you get when you put after-shave in your banana hammock after a tough day at the office.
Best of Cybrludite
North Korean cosmonauts demonstrate the finest vacuum suits Juche principles and glorious North Korean industry can produce!
H/T: Frank IBC
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Blame Right Wing Conspirator for that one, he's the one who found it first. :)
I feel this weird combination of attraction and repulsion... it's almost magnetic.
Tonight's episode is sponsored by soy...
Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters S & M.
What happens in Grandma's closet, stays in Grandma's closet.
"Shh! We're replacing Barney Frank's usual playthings with new S&N Brand Bukkake Boys! Let's see if he notices!"
OK, I seen 'em, now I wanna go stick my head in a turbocharger too.
The things you'll do for a hit of Meth...
The Celestial Gods of the Horth and South winds, fail to live up to the hype.
Um that would be
the Celestial Gods of the North and South winds fail to live up to the hype.
Sorry just back from the office christmas party.
After traveling deep in the bowels Mr. Sullivan, Lemmiwinks, comes across a room inhabited by gaysian anal spelunkers.
Laugh if you want to but these noble souls are the only two men tiny and brave enough to crawl thru a whales stomach and fish out all the plastic that you dump in the oceans!
Tron and Ram were convinced that they could now finally defeat the Master Control Program...
Please welcome the hosts of the "Shave Your Junk" video-podcast.
(Thanks for the idea, Adjustah!)
Saturday... The anti-hot-chick Thursday.
Don we now our gay apparel!
This is a little game for Colin-san and Ryan-san that we call Out of the Hat-n-Closet...
Ooooooh, I think this YOUR slingshot, Not Very Tall Boy...
Ah, so...
Both our helmets AND our "love rockets" are circumcized!
Where is this "Dawn" bi-yotch that's been grievin our CapThis homies?
Ms Madonna? We'll be ready for the opening act as soon as you put on your mylar diaphragm...
Woody Allen turns Japanese in "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex.."
"You're next, Ms. Clinton. I remember you from the summit."
Senator Frank, your interns are here.
That's what you get when you put after-shave in your banana hammock after a tough day at the office.
This is what getting nuked does to your culture.
Further proof that we're not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.
North Korean cosmonauts demonstrate the finest vacuum suits Juche principles and glorious North Korean industry can produce!
Inflated Scrotum Guy in San Francisco has reportedly ordered one of these outfits.
('Course he'll need to reverse the pieces...)
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