Saturday, December 16, 2006

This Is Why We Wonder About Frank IBC


1. Barney Frank holds another one of his sexy parties.

2. Contrary to the PSA, there are times not to talk about smoking and drugs with your kids.

3. Dwarf-Tossing became an approved sport just in time for the 2008 Butchers-of-Beijing Olympics.

4. Lacking their father's martial arts prowess, Jackie Chan's children were reduced to performing in low-budget Japanese fetish pr0n.

5. "Well, F-YOU Roundeye! You couldn't PAY US to take your skanky daughter to the prom."

Best of Frank IBC
I feel this weird combination of attraction and repulsion... it's almost magnetic.

Best of CJ
Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters S & M.

Best of prince of leaves
"Shh! We're replacing Barney Frank's usual playthings with new S&N Brand Bukkake Boys! Let's see if he notices!"

Best of Rodney Dill
OK, I seen 'em, now I wanna go stick my head in a turbocharger too.

Best of GOP & College
The things you'll do for a hit of Meth...

Best of Zeke
Laugh if you want to but these noble souls are the only two men tiny and brave enough to crawl thru a whales stomach and fish out all the plastic that you dump in the oceans!

Best of Adjustah
Tron and Ram were convinced that they could now finally defeat the Master Control Program...

Best of divine miss m
Please welcome the hosts of the "Shave Your Junk" video-podcast.

Best of divine miss m
Don we now our gay apparel!

Best of Submariner
Ms Madonna? We'll be ready for the opening act as soon as you put on your mylar diaphragm...

Best of lawhawk
That's what you get when you put after-shave in your banana hammock after a tough day at the office.

Best of Cybrludite
North Korean cosmonauts demonstrate the finest vacuum suits Juche principles and glorious North Korean industry can produce!



H/T: Frank IBC

28 comments:

Frank IBC said...

Blame Right Wing Conspirator for that one, he's the one who found it first. :)

Frank IBC said...

I feel this weird combination of attraction and repulsion... it's almost magnetic.

Anonymous said...

Tonight's episode is sponsored by soy...

CJ said...

Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters S & M.

prince of leaves said...

What happens in Grandma's closet, stays in Grandma's closet.

prince of leaves said...

"Shh! We're replacing Barney Frank's usual playthings with new S&N Brand Bukkake Boys! Let's see if he notices!"

Rodney Dill said...

OK, I seen 'em, now I wanna go stick my head in a turbocharger too.

GOP & College said...

The things you'll do for a hit of Meth...

Zeke said...

The Celestial Gods of the Horth and South winds, fail to live up to the hype.

Zeke said...

Um that would be
the Celestial Gods of the North and South winds fail to live up to the hype.


Sorry just back from the office christmas party.

Zeke said...

After traveling deep in the bowels Mr. Sullivan, Lemmiwinks, comes across a room inhabited by gaysian anal spelunkers.

Zeke said...

Laugh if you want to but these noble souls are the only two men tiny and brave enough to crawl thru a whales stomach and fish out all the plastic that you dump in the oceans!

Anonymous said...

Tron and Ram were convinced that they could now finally defeat the Master Control Program...

divine miss m said...

Please welcome the hosts of the "Shave Your Junk" video-podcast.

(Thanks for the idea, Adjustah!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Saturday... The anti-hot-chick Thursday.

divine miss m said...

Don we now our gay apparel!

Submariner said...

This is a little game for Colin-san and Ryan-san that we call Out of the Hat-n-Closet...

Submariner said...

Ooooooh, I think this YOUR slingshot, Not Very Tall Boy...

Submariner said...

Ah, so...
Both our helmets AND our "love rockets" are circumcized!

Submariner said...

Where is this "Dawn" bi-yotch that's been grievin our CapThis homies?

Submariner said...

Ms Madonna? We'll be ready for the opening act as soon as you put on your mylar diaphragm...

Cricket said...

Woody Allen turns Japanese in "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex.."

"You're next, Ms. Clinton. I remember you from the summit."

racerboy said...

Senator Frank, your interns are here.

lawhawk said...

That's what you get when you put after-shave in your banana hammock after a tough day at the office.

Cybrludite said...

This is what getting nuked does to your culture.

Cybrludite said...

Further proof that we're not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

Cybrludite said...

North Korean cosmonauts demonstrate the finest vacuum suits Juche principles and glorious North Korean industry can produce!

Submariner said...

Inflated Scrotum Guy in San Francisco has reportedly ordered one of these outfits.
('Course he'll need to reverse the pieces...)