Friday, December 15, 2006

Sick Puppy Love

1. "So, did you bring the duct tape?"

2. "The tall one is the Satanic sacrifice. The puppies are just for cuddling."

3. "Ms. de Vil, a Summer like you should never wear black and white. But tawny gold... fabulous.

4. "They warned me my mom would shit puppies if I came out to her."

5. ORA: " Good Lord - I've heard about this - pup juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?"

6. Another whigger-wannabe unclear on the concept of 'a bitch on each arm.'

7. "Come on, Mr. Nguyen. You'll never get meat this fresh anywhere else."

8. "No way, Sullivan. The last time I let them play with your beagle, the came back demented with inflamed genital rashes."

9. "No way, Sullivan. Not after what you did to my gerbils."

10. "Double three-pointer, mid-court, nothing but net... backwards."

Best of Submariner
All I'm sayin' is that clay pigeons are for sissies...

Best of Submariner
The other, other, OTHER Korean white meat...

Inspired by Michigan-Matt
Ricky was determined to be the featured model at Studpuppy-dot-com.

Best of Submariner
Sorry Ms Dawn; I know you're new here and all, but labs and dobies are too black for this "huntin' camp." By the way, we only wear the sheets in the evening and never colored or patterned ones...

Best of The Man
The Enumclaw High School Drama Department's production of Ole Yellar was unforgettable.

Best of Jonathan
"I'm Crazy Redneck Puppy Juggler! Isn't that crazy?!? Now...give me some candy!"

Best of Zeke
Using puppy power Kenny manages to loose 50 pounds and cinch the job as the new Subway spokesman.

Best of Zeke
After watching KungPao Kenny tries to recreate gopher-chucks.

Best of divine miss m
Finally, an alternative for those who can't stomach the thought of squirrel melts.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey Glenn, fire up the blender."

Best of Chrees
The South Bitch Diet proved to be a huge hit in parts of the country.

Best of divine miss m
For heaven's sake, put down those @#$%ing dogs and pull up your @#$%ing pants!

Best of prince of leaves
Giovanni Ribisi stars in the new Scientology-based reality show, "The Dog Auditor".

Best of Cybrludite
'Ey, Boudreaux! You got that rice goin' yet? I couldn't catch dat dere ting wit all de legs, so's we gonna have to have som Vietnamese-style veal gumbo tonight, chere.

Best of Adjustah
"Hi, and welcome to a very special edition of the Shave Your Junk video-podcast..."

Best of GOP & College
Glenn Reynolds says, "It only takes one puppy to become an addict."


H/T: The Strange and Frightening World of Frank the IBC.

26 comments:

Submariner said...

All I'm sayin' is that clay pigeons are for sissies...

Submariner said...

The "puppy" in the middle? Go ahead. You KNOW you want to pet it, Jake.

Submariner said...

I don't get it; Ron and Ron keep talkin' 'bout "let the puppies breathe" but this just don't do nothin' for me...

Submariner said...

The other, other, OTHER Korean white meat...

Michigan-Matt said...

VdaK today released another entry from his vanity published "Pict-o-diction-o Manual for GayMen"; the latest entry can be found at StudPuppy. Editors debated the entry as accurate but VdaK was not to be deterred.

Submariner said...

Sorry Ms Dawn; I know you're new here and all, but labs and dobies are too black for this "huntin' camp." By the way, we only wear the sheets in the evening and never colored or patterned ones...

The Man said...

The Enumclaw High School Drama Department's production of Ole Yellar was unforgettable.

Jonathan said...

"I'm Crazy Redneck Puppy Juggler! Isn't that crazy?!? Now...give me some candy!"

Zeke said...

using puppies and ab flexing for his Myspace picture, young Kenny tries to woo the Ladies...

However a Mr. Sullivan spots him first.

Zeke said...

Using puppy power Kenny manages to loose 50 pounds and cinch the job as the new Subway spokesman.

Zeke said...

After watching KungPao Kenny tries to recreate gopher-chucks.

divine miss m said...

Finally, an alternative for those who can't stomach the thought of squirrel melts.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Glenn, fire up the blender."

Chrees said...

The South Bitch Diet proved to be a huge hit in parts of the country.

prince of leaves said...

"Nice try, Kyle, but even showing off your Abs Of Steel™ and carrying a couple of cute, fuzzy puppies won't be enough to distract the girls from your train-wreck face."

Van Helsing said...

A young Glenn Reynolds in search of a blender.

divine miss m said...

For heaven's sake, put down those @#$%ing dogs and pull up your @#$%ing pants!

Targetpractice said...

'Ow to speak Korean: Sweet and Sour Pork.

prince of leaves said...

Giovanni Ribisi stars in the new Scientology-based reality show, "The Dog Auditor".

prince of leaves said...

"Who's ready for a hot dog?"

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, well, that Natasha Lyonne chick is gonna have to go through ME if she wants to sodomize THESE puppies!"

Rodney Dill said...

Cross Dresser Dolly Parton, (out of character)

Cybrludite said...

'Ey, Boudreaux! You got that rice goin' yet? I couldn't catch dat dere ting wit all de legs, so's we gonna have to have som Vietnamese-style veal gumbo tonight, chere.

Anonymous said...

"Hi, and welcome to a very special edition of the Shave Your Junk video-podcast..."

Frank IBC said...

I think he works out at Fitness Zone. http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2006/11/hes-lunk-hes-lunk-hes-lunk.html.

GOP & College said...

Glenn Reynolds says, "It only takes one puppy to become an addict."