Sunday, December 24, 2006
Santa and Some Guys
1. Santa and his helpers express approval at the choice of Thursday babes.
2. Deciding the gladiator elf fought nobly, Emperor Santa Claus decides to spare his life.
3. Stoned beyond belief, Santa and his two helpers spend Christmas Eve helping Little Jack Horner gather imaginary plums.
4. "Wonder twin powers... activate!"
5. Teens dig the new Tarantino version of A Christmas Story, where Ralphie Parker really does put his eye out amid a stream of obscenities.
6. "Huzzah! More teenaged hitch-hikers for my crawlspace," Barney Frank knew this would be the Best Christmas Ever.
7. Santa agrees to bring Tyler the one thing he wanted most this Christmas... pubes.
8. "Hey, the old dude's gonna buy for us! Kegger at my house!"