Sunday, December 24, 2006

Santa and Some Guys


1. Santa and his helpers express approval at the choice of Thursday babes.

2. Deciding the gladiator elf fought nobly, Emperor Santa Claus decides to spare his life.

3. Stoned beyond belief, Santa and his two helpers spend Christmas Eve helping Little Jack Horner gather imaginary plums.

4. "Wonder twin powers... activate!"

5. Teens dig the new Tarantino version of A Christmas Story, where Ralphie Parker really does put his eye out amid a stream of obscenities.

6. "Huzzah! More teenaged hitch-hikers for my crawlspace," Barney Frank knew this would be the Best Christmas Ever.

7. Santa agrees to bring Tyler the one thing he wanted most this Christmas... pubes.

8. "Hey, the old dude's gonna buy for us! Kegger at my house!"

9 comments:

racerboy said...

Not only do the chicks dig the outfit, the beard's great for hiding the zits!

(looks like I got my Thursday authentication word a few days late: ciltks)

sonicfrog said...

Santa just told them they were getting the Hillary interns for Christmas...

prince of leaves said...

Colin and Brad were overjoyed when Santa promised to share with them a little of what made Rudolph's nose glow red.

divine miss m said...

...So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Christmas WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Santa.

Submariner said...

Hey! Whattaya know? You really CAN smuggle in three Beaners in your Santa suit... C'mon out girls and pay up.

Submariner said...

Santa gives Dawn the "sign" that he has delivered a year's supply of racist, xenophobic and generally smart-@ss captions to the crew at Caption This! because he was so touched by her letter.

SOTG got the biggest laugh since he wrote it...

Submariner said...

I dunno boysh, I alwaysh get shtuck at "On Blitzhen"

Submariner said...

A very merry Christmas to all the gang.

Adjustah said...

Stuck in Iraq 2008